Oh gosh, you guys. This is excellent. Do you remember how Katy Perry used to be all cotton candy and whipped cream titties, and then that whole divorce thing happened and she started dressing very differently? You remember, the awful dark makeup and the scowling and all the black dresses? And we were all "LOL, Katy Perry is going through her dark phase," like she was some 13-year-old girl who just discovered that the world is a cold, cruel place and no one understands her? It's not a LOL anymore. That's really what she's been doing.
Just go to around the 0:30 mark. She takes off her pink wig, looks at her pink, glittery eyeshadow in the mirror, then BOOM, she's wide awake! She got some Manic Panic from the Hot Topic and some lipstick from her trashy older sister's caboodle, she piled on the eyeliner, and she got a f-cking cape, because now she's wide awake. She's hip to the real world. She's not some stupid baby anymore, ok? She can go to the mall by herself!
Seriously, I did that whole routine when I was 13. The dyed hair, the makeup, the grumpy disposition. But Katy Perry is 27 years old. She has no excuse.
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Oh gosh, you guys. This is excellent. Do you remember how Katy Perry used to be all cotton candy and whipped cream titties, and then that whole divorce thing happened and she started dressing very differently? You remember, the awful dark makeup and the scowling and all the black dresses? And we were all "LOL, Katy Perry is going through her dark phase," like she was some 13-year-old girl who just discovered that the world is a cold, cruel place and no one understands her? It's not a LO...
When I think of Shia LaBeouf, I think of Disney. I think of Even Stevens and Tru Confessions and Holes. That's it. I saw the first Transformers movie and that new Indiana Jones and all, but Shia will forever be that goofy kid on the Disney channel to me. So no, I did not want to see him totally naked. I didn't want to, but I saw it anyway.
See, Shia is in this new Sigur Rós music video. At one point, he's completely naked while his hair (head hair, not pubic hair) is in a gross little pony...
Wow, look at that precious little tattoo! A delicate little bird, right on the hip of our little friend here, isn't that just darling? I think so.
But who does it belong to? I'm sure several of our more, um, rabid commenters already know, but for the rest of us, let's take a look at the tattoo's surroundings. The baby blue underwear, the belt, that tiny, faint line of hair under the bellybutton? Wouldn't you say that it all looks a little masculine?
So who could it be?
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Octomom better make it to that strip club or else what? Or else she won't have a super fun Florida vacation from all those babies? Or else she'll miss out on an awesome career move? Or else what?
Or else she'll get sued and get into even more debt, that's what:
Octomom BETTER shake her lady bits at a Florida strip club next month ... or she'll get hit with a nasty lawsuit she can't afford -- so says the Florida strip club.
TMZ broke the story ... Nadya Suleman was scheduled to go t...
Hey, do you remember that one time that Kim Kardashian met that one dude, and they hung out for a while and then got engaged so that she could have her super special princess day, but then a couple of months later she was like "I can't do this anymore LOL" and they broke up? So does she, and she's totally, totally sorry if she hurt anybody, but she doesn't have any regrets. Because of course she doesn't.
Here are a few lovely quotes from that interview she did with Oprah:
Kim Kardashian is known for living every bit of her life on TV, howev...
Do you see that box that this young celebrity is carrying? Do you see that big H right on the side? That's the Hurricane logo. If you're not a malt liquor connoisseur, or if you don't have a malt liquor connoisseur in your life, let me just tell you that Hurricane is a hot mess in a 40-ounce bottle. When I was in college, Hurricanes were the beverage to purchase if you wanted to get wasted without spending a lot of money (and without, you know, actually enjoying the taste of your beverag...
From Radar:
The real Kate Winslet may not be nearly as sweet as her on screen persona!
Kate rudely snubbed her adoring fans in the small town of Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts recently while shooting her new movie Labor Day and Star magazine has exclusive details about her shockingly bad behavior.
"Kate was so rude, she never once acknowledged any of us, I was devastated," hopeful fan Shanna Swan told Star. "She gave dirty looks to people in my town who waited hours to see her....
And by "porno," of course I mean the movie that Lindsay is supposed to do with porn star James Deen. The movie where the actors were warned that they'd be required "to act and be full frontal naked banging girls and guys realistically." That's a porn, right?
Anyway, arguing about the terms seems kind of senseless at this point, because Lindsay's not even sure that she wants to do it anymore:
Lindsay Lohan hasn't yet signed the contract to star in Bret Easton Ellis' new movie, The Cany...
I can't tell you why I'm so excited for the legendary Oprah Winfrey to interview all of the Kardashians, but I really, really am. Maybe it's because I want to hear Kim talk about the divorce. Maybe it's because I'm excited to see the whole family together. Or maybe it's because I like to pretend that Khloe is my best friend, and besties totally support besties. I don't know.
Regardless of the reason, my excitement remains the same. Or it did, until I read new quotes from the interview. After that my excitement ...
It seems like ever since Amanda Bynes got wasted and hit that police car, she's dead set on making sure we all know that she never got drunk and hit a police car. Despite all the facts, despite all the evidence, she's not going to admit that she did it. And that's some real Lindsay Lohan shit right there.
The latest stop on Amanda Bynes' tour of denial? She thinks that she can come up with proof that she wasn't drinking on the night of her DUI arrest. Even though, you know, she failed...
From Radar:
The Santa Monica Police didn't request a blood sample from Lindsay Lohan when she was in the emergency room after she rear ended a big rig truck last Friday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Lohan rear ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the actress and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn't suffer serious injuries.
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