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Deadmau5 Is Still Mad at Madonna

A photo of Deadmau5 Ok, let me do a quick recap on this feud, because it happened about three months ago. At this one concert, Madonna asked the crowd if anyone had seen molly. Now, "molly" is what the hip young kids call ecstasy, a drug that's frequently associated with the kind of electronic dance music that Madonna is doing nowadays. She later claimed that she was referring to a song called "Have You Seen Molly" by her friend Cedric, and then Cedric added that his song is about an actual girl named Molly and...

Kris Humphries Says Kris Jenner Was in Charge of Kim’s Sex Tape

A photo of Kris Humphries My goodness, this divorce is going to be serious. There's about a zillion reasons for that, but the latest one is Kris Humphries' girlfriend/special friend/stalker, Fatmire. See, she allegedly has tons of texts from Kris that are relevant to the divorce trial, including ones where Kris calls her the love of his life and ones where he explains that Kris Jenner directed Kim's sex tape. It's official: Fatmire is gossip gold. From TMZ: Kris Humphries trashed Kim Kardashian and her family in conversations a...

Who Is The Highest Paid Actress in Hollywood?

A photo of Meryl Streep Oh, you guys, I'm sorry. When I asked the question of "who is the highest paid actress in Hollywood?" and then put a picture of Meryl Streep right up there at the top, that made it look like Meryl is the highest paid actress, didn't it? I'm sorry, but it's just not true. Meryl is on the list, but she's not at the top. She deserves to be at the top, but she's not. Before I let you know the richiest rich lady in Hollywood, let me just show you the top ten list, all right? I'll go ahead and t...

Emma Stone: Still The Greatest

A photo of Emma Stone The release of the new Spider-Man movie is just around the corner, so I guess Emma Stone is doing a lot of interviews to promote it. It's a wonderful, magical time when Emma has something big to promote, because otherwise she tends to keep things a little too low-key for me to be able to really obsess over her the way I want to. That's what this is, by the way. So just gear up for that. Her newest interview is just as darling as the last, so let's go ahead and get into it, shall we? Being ado...

Can Someone Get Kris Jenner A Mother of the Year Award Already?

A photo of Kris Jenner From Hollywoodite: Just when you think this cannot become any more immoral or protracted, Kris Jenner brings up the cheating scandal on Sunday’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians during which she reconnects with Todd Waterman decades after their affair. Jenner used to bring Waterman to her marital home, frequently, during her marriage, allow this man to spend time with her children. Enough time together that the kids remember meeting and playing with him. During Sunday’s episode,Â...

Who Is John Mayer Creeping on Now?

A photo of John Mayer When I think of John Mayer creeping on someone, I think of Taylor Swift, natch. I mean, sure, she might have "really humiliated" him with that "Dear John" song she wrote about him, but let's not forget that he got with her in the first place, and hey, that's creepy. It's not even that she was "too young to be messed with," as she sings in the song, it's that she's Taylor Swift. There are some younger women who are smart and capable of handling themselves in mature relationships, even with older dudes, but then there are other younger women who think that "Prince Charming i...

Look, Daniel Radcliffe Did A Music Video Too!

Unlike Shia LaBeouf, however, Daniel Radcliffe did not appear naked in his music video. I would say "shucks," but, as we all know, there is no mystery as to what Daniel Radcliffe's penis looks like (thanks, Equus!). No, in Daniel's music video, a video for the song "Beginners" by a band called Slow Club, he just plays some wasted dude in a Hawaiian shirt. But man, he plays it beautifully. It always tickles me to see what a lovely little actor Daniel turned out to be, but sadly, in this case, he mi...

And Here’s A Trailer for Octomom’s Porn

A photo of Nadya Suleman I know, I know, when I showed you those stills from Nadya Suleman's porn last week, everyone got all bummed out. But look, I have to show you the trailer for it. I have to. The trailer is safe for work in the sense that there's no nudity, but it's NSFW in the sense that your boss might not be cool with you checking out a video where Octomom mashes on her breasts for half a minute. Only you can decide what's right for you, so I'll just show you the video so you can make your own choice: ...

Adele’s Music Can Wake People from Comas

Well, ok, I don't know if that's universally true, so don't hold me to that. I don't know that Adele's music can wake up everyone who's in a coma. However, I do know that her music did bring one little girl back to consciousness, and I think that's good enough for now. Check it out: Eight-time Grammy Award winner Adele can happily add miracle-worker to her resume, after her hit single "Rolling in the Deep" woke a seven-year-old British girl from a coma. On April 13, Charlotte Neve s...

Here Are 25 Things That You Didn’t Know About RuPaul

A photo of RuPaul I'm sorry, but I just love RuPaul. Everything I've ever seen or heard or read from him is just pure magic. Sadly, we've never talked much about him around these parts, which leads me to believe that some people might not be aware of just how magical he is. Luckily, RuPaul has decided to help educate people on how wonderful he is by sharing a list of 25 things we might not know about him: 1. The person I idolize most is Judge Judy. 2. I sleep with a stuffed donkey named Jimmy. 3. I wa...

Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes’ Creepy Birthday Cake

A photo of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes This past Sunday, poor Eddie Cibrian turned 39. Lucky for him, his loving wife, LeAnn Rimes decided to make the day extra special by getting him a very personalized birthday cake. Would you like to see it? She posted that photo on Twitter, along with the caption "Eddie's favorite things bday cake. LOVE there was a Lakers jersey, a Bronco, a paddle board and more!" Apparently Eddie's list of favorite things also includes banging LeAnn in bed while his two sons just sort of chill and w...

Madonna’s Rider Is Conservative, Sensible

A photo of Madonna Oh, you guys, I'm just playing. Madonna's rider is absolutely not conservative or sensible. No, it's the exact opposite of conservative and sensible, much like Madonna herself. Except not in a cool way, of course. In a ridiculously pretentious way. You'll see what I mean. Here's some information about her latest rider: She hit headlines after flashing her nipple and her bottom while performing on stage. And if reports are to be believed Madonna's diva demands are more outrageous than her exhibitionis...
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