See that woman up there with my old flame, Zach Galifianakis? That's his longtime lady love, Quinn Lundberg. She's also his soon-to-be wife, because they're getting married! I just love wedding season, you guys, I really do.
From Celebuzz:
Prepare for the biggest bachelor party ever, as The Hangover star Zach Galifianakis is getting married to his longtime girlfriend, Celebuzz can exclusively reveal.
The 42-year-old quietly got engaged to Quinn Lundberg, 29, ensuring he is no longer a one-man...
From People:
It's been less than a month since Liam Hemsworth popped the question to Miley Cyrus with a 3.5-carat diamond stunner from jeweler Neil Lane.
But is Cyrus, 19, already ready to swap out her latest belly-baring ensembles (and summer-ready swimwear) for something a little more dressy – like a wedding gown?
Perhaps, the bride-to-be hints on Twitter, as she addresses some big plans for next weekend.
"Super lazy Sunday!" she Tweeted. "Can't wait for next week! It'll b...
From Contact Music:
Katy Perry is taking a break from showbiz.
The 27-year-old singer reportedly wants to step back from her career and take time to properly recover from the breakdown of her marriage to Russell Brand last year.
According to the Daily Mirror newspaper, she said: ''I need to let my heart heal.''
Katy spent much of her 14-month marriage on her world tour and has hinted that her career was one of the causes for the split.
She said: ''For a modern woman, it is impor...
Look, I know that this is the third story about Kim Kardashian that we've told you today. I know that, and I'm sorry. But listen ... this bitch ...
In a gem from her interview with Oprah that I somehow missed, she made a very educated, well-thought-out statement:
“I think if I’m 40, and I don’t have any kids,and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated,” she said. “I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.”
Sorry, Kimmy, but I'm pretty sure that...
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Hey, guys, let me drop a bomb on you: I think Megan Fox might be pregnant. I know, it's been a rumor for a while now, and I don't want to get ahead of myself, because she could just be getting fat, but I think there's a baby in there.
Ok, y'all guys know I'm just joshing you here, but I can't help it. Quite a few celebrity ladies - Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore, for instance - have done this thing where they're obviously pregnant but refuse to acknowledge it. They're all "a baby? I have no idea what you're talking about," and I love it. I'll respect your privacy, ladies, as long as you respect my right to make lame jokes at your expense. />[Image removed on request]
Hey, guys, let me drop a bomb on you: I think Megan Fox might be pregnant. I know, it's been a rumor for a while now, and I don't want to get ahead of myself, because she could just be getting fat, but I think there's a baby in there.
Ok, y'all guys know I'm just joshing you here, but I can't help it. Quite a few celebrity ladies - Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore, for instance - have done this thing where they're obviously pregnant but refuse to acknowledge ...
Oh wow. This is too rich, it really is. Last night the second part of Oprah's interview with the Kardashians aired, and Kim actually said that she hates to talk about herself. Goodness gracious, what a joke.
Let's break down the interview and see if we can find any other gems, shall we?
- When Kim was asked about Kanye, she said that "I don't know why it took us so long to get together. I think we've always had an attraction to each other...one day it just happened. It took me by surprise." She also said that Kanye is what s...
So here's a photo that Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter a couple of days ago, along with the caption "Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal?" It's just one little picture, but for some reason, I've been seeing it everywhere. It's on all the blogs and all the news sites, and I just can't imagine why. I mean, it's only a picture of her ridiculously, overwhelmingly ginormous boobs. What's the big deal?
But hey, what a way to start the week, huh?...
You guys! This must be such an incredibly exciting time in Octomom's life! Just think about all that she's got going on right now: she starred in her very own masturbation documentary, and just this past week she had an orgasm on national radio. She claimed that she's doing all this to "overcome fears of intimacy and sexuality," and I guess it's working, because she went and landed herself a boyfriend!
From TMZ:
Octomom -- the woman who said she's been celibate for the last 13 years ... and planned to stay that way until her kids reac...
You remember how Justin Theroux was dating that one woman, Heidi Bivens, for 14 years when he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? They were living together, but poor Heidi found out that Justin had a new lady in his life the same time that we did. There was also a lot of talk that Justin was trying hard to achieve more fame, and he believed that a much more famous girlfriend was the way to do that. Do you remember that? Because that's what Casper Smart did.
Or, ok, Casper did something simil...
"What's a measly little 72 days?"
Well, I think that pretty much proves that Kris Jenner is everything that's wrong with the Kardashian family. "What's a measly little 72 days," really? That doesn't even make sense. Is she trying to say that the marriage was no big deal because it only lasted the 72 days? Because I believe it's a big deal because it only lasted 72 days.
I mean, obviously this woman is out of her mind, so it probably won't do much good to try to really analyze what she says. ...
Do you see that awful, gaudy necklace that Rihanna is wearing? It was a gift from Chris Brown. She posted it on Instagram, along with the caption "where have u been?" Get it, like her song but also towards Chris? Because they're still seeing each other? But here's the kicker: Chris Brown "liked" the photo on Instagram. Oh my god, can you imagine? The scandal!
And here's more scandalous news, if you consider the same shit we've been hearing about for two years now scandalous:
Rihanna may be one of the hotte...
See that woman up there with my old flame, Zach Galifianakis? That's his longtime lady love, Quinn Lundberg. She's also his soon-to-be wife, because they're getting married! I just love wedding season, you guys, I really do.
From Celebuzz:
Prepare for the biggest bachelor party ever, as The Hangover star Zach Galifianakis is getting married to his longtime girlfriend, Celebuzz can exclusively reveal.
The 42-year-old quietly got engaged to Quinn Lundberg, 29, ensuring he is no longer a one-man...
From People:
It's been less than a month since Liam Hemsworth popped the question to Miley Cyrus with a 3.5-carat diamond stunner from jeweler Neil Lane.
But is Cyrus, 19, already ready to swap out her latest belly-baring ensembles (and summer-ready swimwear) for something a little more dressy – like a wedding gown?
Perhaps, the bride-to-be hints on Twitter, as she addresses some big plans for next weekend.
"Super lazy Sunday!" she Tweeted. "Can't wait for next week! It'll b...
From Contact Music:
Katy Perry is taking a break from showbiz.
The 27-year-old singer reportedly wants to step back from her career and take time to properly recover from the breakdown of her marriage to Russell Brand last year.
According to the Daily Mirror newspaper, she said: ''I need to let my heart heal.''
Katy spent much of her 14-month marriage on her world tour and has hinted that her career was one of the causes for the split.
She said: ''For a modern woman, it is impor...
Look, I know that this is the third story about Kim Kardashian that we've told you today. I know that, and I'm sorry. But listen ... this bitch ...
In a gem from her interview with Oprah that I somehow missed, she made a very educated, well-thought-out statement:
“I think if I’m 40, and I don’t have any kids,and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated,” she said. “I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.”
Sorry, Kimmy, but I'm pretty sure that...
Oh wow. This is too rich, it really is. Last night the second part of Oprah's interview with the Kardashians aired, and Kim actually said that she hates to talk about herself. Goodness gracious, what a joke.
Let's break down the interview and see if we can find any other gems, shall we?
- When Kim was asked about Kanye, she said that "I don't know why it took us so long to get together. I think we've always had an attraction to each other...one day it just happened. It took me by surprise." She also said that Kanye is what s...
So here's a photo that Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter a couple of days ago, along with the caption "Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal?" It's just one little picture, but for some reason, I've been seeing it everywhere. It's on all the blogs and all the news sites, and I just can't imagine why. I mean, it's only a picture of her ridiculously, overwhelmingly ginormous boobs. What's the big deal?
But hey, what a way to start the week, huh?...
You guys! This must be such an incredibly exciting time in Octomom's life! Just think about all that she's got going on right now: she starred in her very own masturbation documentary, and just this past week she had an orgasm on national radio. She claimed that she's doing all this to "overcome fears of intimacy and sexuality," and I guess it's working, because she went and landed herself a boyfriend!
From TMZ:
Octomom -- the woman who said she's been celibate for the last 13 years ... and planned to stay that way until her kids reac...
You remember how Justin Theroux was dating that one woman, Heidi Bivens, for 14 years when he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? They were living together, but poor Heidi found out that Justin had a new lady in his life the same time that we did. There was also a lot of talk that Justin was trying hard to achieve more fame, and he believed that a much more famous girlfriend was the way to do that. Do you remember that? Because that's what Casper Smart did.
Or, ok, Casper did something simil...
"What's a measly little 72 days?"
Well, I think that pretty much proves that Kris Jenner is everything that's wrong with the Kardashian family. "What's a measly little 72 days," really? That doesn't even make sense. Is she trying to say that the marriage was no big deal because it only lasted the 72 days? Because I believe it's a big deal because it only lasted 72 days.
I mean, obviously this woman is out of her mind, so it probably won't do much good to try to really analyze what she says. ...
Do you see that awful, gaudy necklace that Rihanna is wearing? It was a gift from Chris Brown. She posted it on Instagram, along with the caption "where have u been?" Get it, like her song but also towards Chris? Because they're still seeing each other? But here's the kicker: Chris Brown "liked" the photo on Instagram. Oh my god, can you imagine? The scandal!
And here's more scandalous news, if you consider the same shit we've been hearing about for two years now scandalous:
Rihanna may be one of the hotte...