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Michelle Duggar Thinks Your Thighs Are Shameful

A photo of the Duggars Man, is it just the South, or did summer happen really suddenly? I mean, it's going to be 100 degrees here tomorrow. I'll be over at our new house for most of the day, painting and putting down the hardwood floors and scrubbing the gross old oven again, and you know, I might like to wear a tank top. Maybe even shorts if I'm feeling feisty. It's going to be hot as hell, you know? But then I read this blog by Michelle Duggar about "modesty and bathing suits," and I guess I have to put on the ...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry Almost Had It Right

A photo of Katy Perry Here's a photo of what Katy Perry wore to the Part of Me movie premiere. I absolutely love it. I love it so, so much. It's definitely, without a doubt, my favorite thing that Katy's ever worn. That amazing dress, and the matching shoes and lipstick? It's perfect. I could go on and on about this dress all day, but I won't. I won't because Katy Perry ruined it all by wearing this hot mess on her way to the airport: It does look comfortable, but at what cost? Here's a closer shot of the dress and the leggings: The only ...

Judd Apatow Has Some Pretty Solid Advice

Oh, if only Judd Apatow had been able to give me this advice when I was 14. Maybe then I could have learned that being the funny fat girl at your high school has its perks, but it won't get you any dates (except with a nerdy closeted boy who turns out to be your cousin). Maybe then I could have learned the incredibly important fact that it doesn't matter if someone likes you, it's whether or not you like them back that's important. I didn't learn that one until, like, last year. I guess what I'm trying to say is "thanks for all the funny movies, Judd, but you can go ahead and suck it for not making a movie about this*." *Or did he? It's been a while since I watched Freaks and Geeks. /> Oh, if only Judd Apatow had been able to give me this advice when I was 14. Maybe then I could have learned that being the funny fat girl at your high school has its perks, but it won't get you any dates (except with a nerdy closeted boy who turns out to be your cousin). Maybe then I could have learned the incredibly important fact that it doesn't matter if someone likes you, it's whether or not you like them back that's important. I didn't learn that one until, like, last year. I guess...

Dr. Drew Is Worried About Lindsay Lohan

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From Radar: Dr. Drew Pinsky is questioning Lindsay Lohan's explanation of her recent medical mishap, saying he believes it's physically impossible for a twenty-five-year-old to be unable to be woken because of exhaustion and dehydration, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. As previously reported, Lohan was treated for "exhaustion" after working all night on the set ofLiz & Dick, a week and a half ago. The actress was found in the penthouse of the Ritz-Carlton and paramedics w...

Johnny Depp Is Completely Innocent

A photo of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis This really hurts. I've always loved Johnny Depp's movies, because hey, what's not to love? And when he's played such wonderful, endearing characters like the ones he played in Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands, and Finding Neverland, I think it's easy to mistake his characters' good qualities for his own, you know? Because I've enjoyed his movies so much, I just assumed that he's an awesome person who is incapable of doing anything wrong. But right now, at this point in time, I think I'...

Also, Oprah Is Going to Be on Keeping Up with the Kardashians

A photo of Oprah Winfrey Do you remember when Oprah used to be a huge, huge deal? Everyone thought she was classy to the max, everyone read all the books that she liked to read, and people literally fell to their knees sobbing just from the grace of her presence. I'm sure we all remember this, but some of you might be thinking "but when did Oprah stop being such a huge deal?" Right now, friends. Right this moment. From E! Online: Can Oprah Winfrey keep up with the Kardashians? She sure can! The former daytime queen turned OWN mogul will appear on an upcoming episode of Keep...

Blind Item: The Sexy Hunger Games Edition

From Blind Gossip: These two young stars costarred in one of the biggest movies of the year and everyone speculated that they had an affair. But that’s only half right. The female lead DID have an on set fling – but not with her costar – with her costar’s GIRLFRIEND when she came to visit! Ironically, the girlfriend is also a major star but she wouldn’t let her hunky boyfriend join in the fun. Both women are bisexual and he’s straight. When you hear about "one of the biggest mov...

Kim and Kanye: “This Sh-t Is For Real”

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian But is this shit for real enough to be deserving of another televised fairy tale wedding? Of course it is: Kim Kardashian is no stranger to walking down the aisle — she already has two marriages under her belt. But the next time she gets married, if it is to Kanye West, the cameras may be capturing her third wedding! “Kanye wouldn’t be opposed to having a huge TV wedding,” a source close to the rapper explains to HollywoodLife.com. “He’d do it just to prove his wedding to Kim would get more way more viewers than Prince Williams’ wedding....

Lindsay Lohan Did A Really Interesting Photo Shoot

A photo of Lindsay Lohan And, just to clarify, I mean that this photo shoot is a "wow, this is really weird and kind of sad and it makes me very uncomfortable" sort of interesting, not a "wow, awesome!" sort of interesting. But yes, in this latest photo shoot with Terry Richardson, we get to see Lindsay loading a gun, holding it to her head, holding it under her chin, and putting it in her mouth, all while looking like she's about to burst into tears. We also get to see her smoking a lot and posing in various states of undress, but I feel like the gun ph...

New Photos of Jessica Simpson’s Baby!

A photo of Jessica Simpson Well, ok, it's just one new photo, but I promise it's adorable. Look: Man. No offense to all the other babies I've ever seen, but little Maxwell Drew Johnson has got to be one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. Those huge eyes, that precious little pout, those cheeks! I can't think of another human who has had such adorably puffy cheeks. Well, maybe Lindsay Lohan, but that's neither here nor there. It's completely understandable why Jess doesn't want to leave her daughter to go to ...

Watch This Bride Sing A Christina Aguilera Song on Her Way Down the Aisle

I know this isn't strictly celebrity gossip, but hey, it features a Christina Aguilera song, so that's something, right? Besides, this has got to be one of the most embarrassing videos I've ever seen in my whole entire life. That might not sound like a lot, but remember, I watch videos of Courtney Stodden discussing sexy vegetables and pretending to be a cat for a living. I can't tell if my favorite part is how no one at the wedding is even remotely impressed, or if it's at the very end when...

Courtney Stodden Is A Serious Athlete

A photo of Courtney Stodden Yes, that is a photo of Courtney Stodden playing tennis in those stripper heels. Honestly, I'm concerned. Does she really have that much faith in her ability to maneuver those awful things? Does she think she's above a twisted ankle? Or does she just not have any other shoes? Hey, you know that awful story about that poor bus monitor who got viciously bullied by a couple of middle school students? And it was really sad and depressing (at least, I'm guessing it was, I still haven't been able...
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