Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Adele Is Getting Engaged Soon, Too!

A photo of Adele From Us Weekly: Baby and a wedding! Adele announced Friday that she and her boyfriend of nearly a year, Simon Konecki, are expecting their first child. But the "Rolling in the Deep" singer will also be expecting a wedding. A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly, out now, that divorced dad Konecki, a 38-year-old nonprofit CEO, is in the market for a ring: "He was planning to propose anyway!" The 23-year-old Grammy winner, who is nearly four months along, wrote on her Website F...

Katie Holmes Means Business

A photo of Katie Holmes and Suri I don't know about you guys, but personally, I can't wait for the movie version of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise divorce. It would be an amazing movie, wouldn't it? It could be on Lifetime by October, and Lindsay could be the star. Amazing. While you guys think about the casting (Snooki as Suri?), let me fill you in with some more divorce developments. A lot has happened today, so let's just do a quick breakdown, all right? - Katie isn't wearing her wedding ring anymore. Expect Tom to be photogr...

Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s First Balenciaga Ad

A photo of Kristen Stewart Back in March, we heard that Kristen Stewart had been named the face of Balenciaga perfume. And now, four whole months later, we finally have Kristen's very first ad. And man, what a disappointment. It's not that Kristen's not pretty, because she definitely is. It's just that she looks weird and dead inside and kind of greasy and possibly possessed. It's not subtle or sultry or smoldering or pensive. It's nothing. But, lucky for us, Kristen did an interview about the ad campaign ...

BREAKING: Anderson Cooper Comes Out!

A photo of Anderson Cooper Everyone, quick, stop what you're doing! You won't believe what you're about to hear! Anderson Cooper, the most adorable journalist the world has ever known, has announced to the world that he is gay. WHOA. From People: Anderson Cooper has some news to share. "The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn't be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud," the CNN anchor wrote Monday in an open letter to his longtime friend Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast. The ho...

Quotables: Katy Perry Wants to Be Just Like Madonna

A photo of Katy Perry "I think Madonna, especially in the beginning of her career when she was laying the foundation, was evolving every single time and giving a new visual and a new idea to the public. She kept everybody interested because you never knew what she was going to do next, but whatever she delivered was a solid product. I just hope to be the same. I hope to continually make people interested and hopefully in 10 years look back and have written songs that have become timeless." Despite how ridiculous...

Is Katie Holmes Being Followed?

A photo of Katie Holmes Well, of course Katie Holmes is being followed right now. Can you imagine what the paparazzi situation is like? It seems like everyone is obsessing over this story - I even saw some super masculine, "gossip is for bitches, let's go play ultimate frisbee" bros discussing the divorce on Facebook over the weekend. As I was reading through some stories this morning, I saw article after article about Katie and Tom. It's a big deal. It's only natural that the media is following her around sometimes. But that's not what this is about. No, apparently some dedicated Scientol...

Kanye Is Controlling Kim’s Hair Now, Too

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Do you see that situation happening on top of Kim Kardashian's head right there? That's supposed to be her real hair. No extensions. You can also see that Kim's makeup looks a little lighter than it usually does. So what's the deal? Has Kim turned over a new leaf? Did she just feel like being a little more laid back? Nah, the deal is that Kanye wants her to be more natural. Cool, I guess. From Radar: Kanye West has told his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, to ditch her signature hair ex...

New Couple Alert: Avril Lavigne and Marilyn Manson?

A photo of Avril Lavigne and Marilyn Manson Today has been such a huge day for love, hasn't it? We've heard about how our dear Adele is cooking up a little bundle of love in her uterus, and we've heard about how love was torn apart by Tom Cruise and his crazy ol' head. But now we're hearing about how, somewhere else, love is just starting to bloom. Between Avril Lavigne and Marilyn Manson. From Star via Celebitchy: Oh my Goth! Avril Lavigne, 27, and Marilyn Manson, 43, platonic friends for years, are suddenly romantic now that they’re both single. “...

Quotables: Andrew Garfield Knows What’s Up

A photo of Andrew Garfield "That freaking dreamboat ….. I think I'm more attracted to Ryan than any woman could ever be. I think about him so often. I'm not joking. I have a proper man crush. Years ago, we did a screen test together, and he was just so inspiring. He reminded me of what I imagined Pacino and De Niro were like back in the day, that kind of truthful, visceral, lived-in acting. I was like, That's what I want to follow. - Andrew Garfield explains his crush on our crush, Ryan Gosling. Also, wait a seco...

Adam Levine Gives Another Douchey Interview

A photo of Adam Levine From USA Today: Humility, blandness and an aw-shucks bashfulness are staples of the carefully calibrated celebrity interview. Not so with Adam Levine. "I have a high self-opinion — I don't need to hide that. I don't need to be self-deprecating," he says. "I do believe that I deserve what I have. I don't think I'm entitled to it. That's a big difference." Levine, 33, doesn't pretend he's dateless or recovering from a tormented adolescence. Nor will you find him delivering homespun anecdot...

Love It or Leave It: Charlize Theron’s Head

A photo of Charlize Theron For the past few weeks, Charlize Theron has been wandering around, wearing hats over her newly shaved head and carrying her adorable son. I didn't show you pictures or anything because, you know, she kept wearing hats, and how am I supposed to show you pictures of Charlize Theron's hats when I can keep telling you all about Octomom's porn? But today is different. Today, we have a picture of Charlize without the hat: Charlize shaved her head for her role in Mad Max, and man, what is a great decision. Y'all know tha...

Listen to Lady Gaga’s Upbeat New Song, “Princess Die”

That's D-I-E, folks. D-I-E. I've always said how much I enjoy Lady Gaga's simpler songs - you know, the ones where she's just playing a piano and singing and not trying to copy Madonna - so of course I kind of like this song. The song is really dark, obviously, but I appreciate the idea behind it. Over here, me and Sarah are pretty lighthearted most of the time. Sure, we get frustrated by things, and we have our fair share of snark, obviously, but we don't want anything bad to happen to these silly celebrities. Meanwhile, on the rest of the internet, there are a lot of people who want bad things to happen to celebrities. I know I don't have to tell you this, but there are tons and tons of bloggers and commentors on blogs who say they wish Lindsay would overdose already and get it over with or who say that Jessica Simpson is so fat that she should just kill herself. It's ridiculous, and it's really sad, but it comes up pretty often. Anyway, I really just wish that Lady Gaga would never, ever speak in public, and that she'd just sit at a piano and sing songs all the time. And I mean that in a completely supportive way. /> That's D-I-E, folks. D-I-E. I've always said how much I enjoy Lady Gaga's simpler songs - you know, the ones where she's just playing a piano and singing and not trying to copy Madonna - so of course I kind of like this song. The song is really dark, obviously, but I appreciate the idea behind it. Over here, me and Sarah are pretty lighthearted most of the time. Sure, we get frustrated by things, and we have our fair share of snark, obviously, but we don't want anything bad to hap...