Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian Is An Aunt Again!

A photo of Kim Kardashian No, Kourtney hasn't had her second baby yet. And no, Khloe isn't pregnant. Kim just decided to declare herself "Auntie Kim" to Beyonce's kid. From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy: Kim Kardashian is desperate to become BFFs with Beyonce – and she’s spoiling the singer’s baby to get super-close, say sources. Kim splurged on a $5000 diamond-studded baby bracelet for Beyonce and Jay-Z’s 6-month-old daughter Blue Ivy. But Kim presumptuously personalized the trinket with the ...

Was Kristen Stewart Looking at Engagement Rings?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart According to In Touch, yes, Kristen Stewart was looking at engagement rings because she and her greasy beau, Robert Pattinson, are getting Very Serious: After four years and four blockbuster films, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are ready to take their relationship to the next level. In Touch has learned that Kristen went shopping at Neil Lane in West Hollywood with a friend in early June and stunned eyewitnesses when she headed straight for the engagement rings! “She was trying on...

Morgan Freeman Is on Team Katie, Too!

A photo of Morgan Freeman From TMZ: Tom Cruise controlled Katie Holmes like a puppetmaster ... making every major and even minor decision in her personal and professional life ... and in the end, she felt like she couldn't breathe without his permission ... this according to sources close to the actress. Movie studio-connected sources tell us Tom executed an "Art Kill" way back when Katie was doing "Thank You for Smoking" in 2005 ... when the 2 first started dating. Sources tell us Tom instructed producers to ...

Watch This: Madonna Gets Weepy While Singing “Like A Virgin”

If we're posting any video of Madonna doing anything, I think it's safe to assume that it's completely ridiculous. This video is no exception. This video is bizarre. As you can see, it's a video Madonna singing some weird ballad version of "Like A Virgin" and crying. It goes on for quite a while, too. If I were you, I'd try to stick it out through the whole thing, because it's definitely worth it. And, just for funzies, let's name some songs that make us cry! Here's mine: - "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog - "Our Window" by Noah and the Whale - "The Point of It All" by Amanda Palmer - "Caves" by Jack's Mannequin - "Cars and Guns" by Roger Alan Wade And here are songs that would never, ever, not in a million years make me even think about crying: - "Like A Virgin" by Madonna. Do you see where the weirdness comes in? Silly Madonna! /> If we're posting any video of Madonna doing anything, I think it's safe to assume that it's completely ridiculous. This video is no exception. This video is bizarre. As you can see, it's a video Madonna singing some weird ballad version of "Like A Virgin" and crying. It goes on for quite a while, too. If I were you, I'd try to stick it out through the whole thing, because it's definitely worth it. And, just for funzies, let's name some songs that make us cry! Here's mine: - "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog - "Our Window" by Noah...

Did Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Break Up?

A photo of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber From TMZ: He loves her ... he loves her not -- TMZ has learned, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up multiple times in the last few months. Sources in a position to know tell us, Biebs and Selena most recently ended things last week -- but have since decided to give their relationship another try ... kinda. We're told Justin and Selena's current situation is tenuous ... they're not "solid"  ...  they're just figuring things out. They've been dating for roughly a year and a h...

Blind Items, Revealed!

Today is a magical day. Or, well, yesterday was a magical day, but Sarah and I were busy celebrating America's birthday, so we're just getting to the magic today. See, yesterday CDAN revealed tons and tons of blind items. Let's stop with the preamble and get right to those, all right? This A list celebrity and former singer who seems to always wear sunglasses was out over the weekend when she stopped to watch a woman on the street singing for money. The celebrity said, "You are better than...

Quotables: Kim Kardashian Is So Embarrassing

A photo of Kim Kardashian "I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head." Oh god, of course Kim Kardashian is That Girl. I bet she goes into business meetings and doodles hearts and rainbows and writes "Mrs. Kim West" or "Mrs. Kim Bush" or "Mrs. Kim Bieber" (don't tell me she's never thought about it). I bet she gets home from first dates and calls up a friend to talk about how "no seriously, I think this guy is The One" and "we would make totally cute babies!" A...

Katie Holmes Is Taking This Divorce Public

A photo of Katie Holmes Do you enjoy court dramas? Does the wild and wacky world of Scientology interest you? Have you been lying awake at night for the past few days, tossing and turning, unable to sleep until you check online just one more time for any new gossip on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise? Then this is the divorce for you! If you live in or around New York City, or if you have the means to travel there, then Katie Holmes wants YOU to sit in on her divorce trial. Field trip? From Hollywood Life: “Katie filed an ‘emergent application’ in New Yor...

Snooki Is As Classy As The Day Is Long

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Yep, this is a photo of Snooki pushing a box of Coors Light in a stroller. I was going put up a headline like "BREAKING: Snooki Had Her Baby!" but I didn't want to freak you guys out or anything when in reality, it's just Snooki pushing a box of Coors Light in a stroller. I'm not sure what the story behind this photo is. I don't know where Snooki was going, or why she had the stroller, or why she had the Coors Light (why does anyone ever have Coors Light?). All I know is that this is a be...

Kris Jenner Is “Proud” That Her Daughters Are “So Sexy”

A photo of Kris Jenner Oh, but just so you're completely clear on what we're talking about here, this is a story about how Kris Jenner is proud that her youngest daughters are so sexy. I mean, I'm sure she's proud of Kim and all, but no, right now we're talking about Kendall and Kylie. The 16-year-old and the 14-year-old. Yeah: In typical American families, parents display photos of their teenagers – innocent yearbook shots and department store portraits – on the mantel or along the stairway wall. But there is nothing typical about the Kardashians: matriarch momanager Kris Jenner is drawing f...

Love It or Leave It: Lindsay as Liz as Cleopatra

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Did you know that the absolute shitshow known as Liz & Dick has finished filming? They finished yesterday. So no more hilarious photos from the set, no more hilarious stories about Lindsay screwing up. It's all over, and now all we have to look forward to is the movie itself. Which, oh yeah, is going to be fabulous. But you guys know Lindsay. She wouldn't dream of making us wait all the way till August to see her stunning portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor again. No, she gave us one last p...

Katie Holmes Was Never That Into The Whole Scientology Thing

A photo of Katie Holmes As of right now, I don't know all that much about Scientology. Basically, I know about the things that South Park has made fun of and the things that are mentioned in passing in gossips about Tom Cruise. I know the basics of Xenu and auditing and thetans, but that's about it. However, that's more than enough to realize that the whole thing is f-cking crazy. And thankfully, it looks like Katie Holmes realized that exact same thing years ago: Katie Holmes was always "careful" with what sh...