Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here’s A Creepy Katie Holmes Interview from 2005

A photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes 2005, if you'll remember, was a very fateful year in the life of Katie Holmes. In 2005, Katie's engagement to Chris Klein ended, and a few weeks after that, she began dating Tom Cruise. Shortly after that, she converted to Scientology, and shortly after that, they got engaged. In the midst of all that, she had her role in Batman Begins, and she gave an interview to W magazine to promote it. Now that this big ol' mess of a divorce is happening, past interviews of Katie's are being brought up again, ...

Now Introducing The GOOP Collection!

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow Have you ever found yourself thinking, "man, I wish Gwyneth Paltrow would design some clothes"? Do you read GOOP newsletter after GOOP newsletter, desperately wishing that you can find affordable, adorable basics envisioned by none other than the GOOP herself? Then I'll be honest, you've got a lot of time on your hands and some weird ideas about what's important, but my opinion doesn't matter, because your wish finally came true! Yes, Gwyneth teamed up with some actual clothing designers t...

Aww, Justin Bieber Has A Favorite Part of The Female Anatomy!

A photo of Justin Bieber I know! It's the heart, isn't it? Justin Bieber's favorite lady body part is the heart! Since he's such a hopeless romantic, that's the obvious answer. Or it could be the brain! You can just tell that Justin is the intellectual type, so I'm sure he appreciates that same quality in the opposite sex. Or, wait, he did have that foot fetish ... Oh, but he's just into asses? That's cool too, I guess. Here's Justin ever so eloquently explaining his admiration: "I think I'm a butt guy. I just like butts. I'm ...

Adele Is Recording New Music!

A photo of Adele That's the good news, that Adele is recording new music. The bad news? It's not for us. The adorable fact that makes the bad news not so painful? She's recording the music for her baby. Awwwww: Adele's kid will own one of the most exclusive albums ever made when he or she is born: a one-off record full of nursery rhymes sung by the diva is being created just for the nipper. Adele has been recording them and playing them back to her bump. A source said: “She has been playing the rhymes to her belly. It’s so Adele can get her voice as close as possibl...

Quotables: Kirstie Alley Sure Knows How to Talk Up A Book

A photo of Kirstie Alley “I’m not here to one-up another author but you know, I didn’t find it very factual. I lived with a guy for three years who made Christian Grey look like Justin Bieber. [Christian] didn’t even pee on her. He didn’t choke her or try to suffocate her … If it’s S&M you’re looking for, then you will like my book.” - Kirstie Alley compares her new memoirs, The Art of Men, to the greatest literary masterpiece of the 21st century, 50 Shades of Grey. Also, WHAT? Is Kirstie s...

Kanye West Is Great at Buying Presents

A photo of Kanye West Who's surprised? Anyone? I didn't think so. Here is something that Kanye bought for Kim Kardashian: Yep, it's a big ol' skull made of gold, and it costs around $34,000. That's, uh, sweet, I guess. Here are some additional details: Given his penchant for extravagant spending, it should come as no surprise that Kanye West has recently been showering those closest to him with $34,000 gold skull statues. If nothing else, at least we now know that he’s a practical gift-giver! For Father’s Da...

Is Neil Patrick Harris Going to Be Single Soon?

A photo of David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris My answer: NO, DUH, GOD. Of course Neil Patrick Harris isn't going to be single soon, that's such a dumb thing to even think! He has been with David Burtka for eight years, and they have adorable children together and they're going to get married together and they're going to be together forever, AND THAT'S IT. Unsurprisingly, the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) doesn't see things the same way I do: The baby blues have hit Neil Patrick Harris and his gay partner David Burtka — and the...

Love It or Leave It: Taylor Swift’s Cutesy Swimwear

A photo of Taylor Swift Here we have Taylor Swift roaming around the beach with a bunch of her girlfrans on the 4th of July, either before, after, or during her precious time with Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, the brand new love of her life. She's also wearing the cutest f-cking swimsuit I've ever seen in my entire life. Look at those adorable polka dots, and that little bow on the front? That's just darling. This whole thing is just darling. Do you love it too? And as an extra special bonus "love it or leave it," take a quick gander at the "garden" ove...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Might Not Even Go to Court

A photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes From TMZ: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called a temporary truce while their lawyers try to negotiate a full divorce settlement ... TMZ has learned. Sources very familiar with the situation tell us ... there are NO immediate plans for either side to go to court. There will be no court hearing Monday, Tuesday or in the foreseeable future, unless the negotiations fall apart. Sources tell us the lawyers are negotiating child custody, visitation, child support and a property settlement. We'...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Independence Day Ensemble

A photo of Katy Perry This is what Katy Perry wore to a bar on the 4th of July. It's a little costumey for me, but hey, that's Katy! What do you think? Ok, fine. Look, this isn't really about what Katy Perry wore on the 4th of July, obviously. Her outfit isn't that cute or awful or remarkable at all, and I don't want to insult you by trying to pretend like that's the focus of this story. No, the focus of this story is something much bigger, and much more shameful. I have a confession to make: I went to se...

Oh No, Fatmire Might Not Be Telling The Truth!

A photo of Fatmire Sinanaj This is sad. Just this morning, we heard the beautiful news that our friend Fatmire is pregnant with little Fatmire Jr., and that the father is none other than Kris Humphries. I was definitely suspicious, but I tried to put my doubts aside and be happy for Fatmire. It turns out though that I might have had a reason to be suspicious. Here's some background information on ol' Fatmy from some guy she dated for six years: “Myla [Fatmire] has been searching to become famous since I met her. Originally, she said she was a singer but I was...