"I am flawed as a human being. I am flawed as a person. As a man, I am flawed. BUT MY MUSIC IS PERFECT! This is the best that you're gonna get in this lifetime, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry."
At a recent concert, Kanye was nice enough to let his fans know that his music is perfect, and that no other musical artists can come close to his greatness. Yes, such moving songs as "Gold Digger," "Stronger," and "Love Lockdown" are "the best that you're going to get in this lifetime."
Wait. Kanye's music is the best ... n...
Do you remember when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman got divorced? I don't, because I was too busy growing boobs and getting spitballs stuck in my hair on the bus, but I hear it was a pretty big deal. Apparently what happened was in 2001, Tom's spokesperson announced their separation, and then two days later Tom filed for divorce. Nicole, meanwhile, was just like "what?" She was also three months pregnant when Tom filed, and she miscarried just a little bit after that. When Tom heard that news,...
Yeah, I know, blind items are supposed to be blind. But some of them are just so incredibly obvious that I think it's ok to just skip right past the initial guessing games and get straight to business. And the business this time involves Tom Cruise and his wandering penis. Are you ready?
From Blind Gossip:
When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to th...
From Hollywood Rag:
Nicki Minaj demanded the grass outside her dressing room at T in the Park be cut shorter.
The 'Starships' hitmaker refused to walk around her private area at the Scottish music festival last weekend because the lawn had not been trimmed sufficiently and insisted someone tackle the greenery before she would step outside.
A source told The Sun newspaper: "Nicki went mad about the grass around her area, saying it was far too long for her to walk on.
"She threw a comple...
Let's all take a deep sigh of relief, for our dear Fatmire is actually not pregnant. She will not bear the child of Kris Humphries, for there is no Fatmy Jr. nestled in her tummy. Nope, not pregnant. Just crazy.
From TMZ:
Kris Humphries can breathe a sigh of relief -- his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj insists she's NOT PREGNANT ... her belly's just naturally round.
Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked her straight -- are you pregnant or not? Myla responded, "I am definitely not pr...
"Let's just say I feel, I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity. And I feel that, on the next album, there's a lack of maturity, it's a tremendous lack of maturity or sense of responsibility."
- Lady Gaga teases us all with exciting talk of her next album.
Let's just look at that first part for a minute. "I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity." And now let me present, with zero judgement, a few lyrics from a few songs off the...
That's a photo of very popular model Kate Upton in Sports Illustrated earlier this year, but what I want to know is how the photographers managed to get a bikini on this cow, AM I RIGHT?! It's like "stop grazing, Kate, it's time to take some pictures!" And just because we all know how much editing goes into magazine shoots these days, here's another picture of Kate, just out and about all the town:
I can't believe she even fit in the frame! LOL!
But really, there are people who are...
Fatmire's gone and done it again! This girl has some amazing game, if you think about it. Like, this is the kind of strategy I bet Kim Kardashian would have used if she wasn't lucky enough to have Robert Kardashian for a father: find some remotely famous guy, talk to him, maybe sleep with him, and then call TMZ and tell them every single detail. Oh, and if you feel like interest in you may be slipping a little, be sure to fake a pregnancy.
Anyway, when I say that Fatmire's done it again, I...
From TMZ:
TMZ has learned, the divorce settlement between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is extremely complicated, outlining things both Tom and Katie can and cannot do with Suri.
Here's what we know.
-- Katie will have what amounts to primary physical custody, but Tom has significant custodial time with his daughter.
-- A report claiming that Suri must be in the presence of Katie's bodyguard and nanny when she is around Tom is "absolutely, 100% false."
-- The custodial provisions of t...
Ever since we heard about Katie Holmes filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, we've known that one of the most important things to Katie is that she gets sole custody of Suri. She requested sole legal custody and primary residential custody, which I'm guessing means that Suri can sleep over at Tom's house sometimes, but only if he promises not to sell her to Scientology. But then we heard that Katie and Tom were working on a settlement, which I thought sort of derailed all the "Katie Holmes means busin...
From People:
A new reality star is born!
Kourtney Kardasian and fiancé Scott Disick have welcomed their second child, a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick, born early Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, reports E! News.
"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star – who, with Disick, is already mom to 2-year-old son Mason – t...
The day has come, as we all knew it would, when Octomom has outgrown the world of masturbation porn. She came into that world a novice, she came out an expert, and in the time in between, well, she sure had herself a good ol' time. But you see, just one creative medium was never going to be big enough to hold all the talents of Octomom, just like one child could never have held the glorious bounty of her genes. No, she had to spread her talents around as much as she could. She had to become the world's...