Today's Evil Beet Gossip

New BFF Alert: Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga At the heart of it all, this is a story about the blossoming friendship between Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga, but I would feel bad if I didn't let you know that Lana Del Rey was involved as well. Yes, this is a three-way BFF situation, and it is glorious. From Us Weekly: Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey had slumber party Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood, X17 reports. The ladies, each 26 years old, reportedly spent the evening together "watching old movies and pl...

Fatmire and Kris Humphries Never Even Had Sex, God

A photo of Fatmire Sinanaj Look, I know that some of you can't appreciate Fatmire here as much as I can. And I respect that, I really do. I admire your ability to just say no to all the new train wreck fame whores on the block, but that just not an ability that I have. I can't look away from this, and as much as I wish I could, I just can't quit Fatmire. I can't. I'm sorry. Now that that's out of the way, let me tell you all about how Fatmire is now claiming that she never even had sex with Kris Humphries. This ...

Now We’re Supposed to Believe That Katie Didn’t Have Any Dirt on Tom

A photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes From TMZ: Tom Cruise did NOT settle his divorce with Katie Holmes because he feared she might spill secrets about the actor -- this according to Tom's lawyer. Attorney Bert Fields scoffs at reports claiming Tom was fearful of what Katie might reveal, telling TMZ, "Tom had nothing to hide and did nothing in the agreement to hide anything.  People are just making this stuff up." As for the child custody arrangement, it appears Tom will indeed have the "significant" contact with Suri that...

Everyone Is Leaving American Idol Again

A photo of Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler Do you remember the feeling that you had when Paula Abdul left American Idol? It was this cold, empty feeling, like your soul was just starting to realize that it would never again be whole. And there were a couple of years that sort of blurred by with Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres, and you watched just to fill the void, but you knew that you could never feel that magical feeling that you felt before. It hurt, but you found solace in the knowledge that nothing could ever hurt as much a...

Some Poor Couple Got Engaged at A Madonna Concert

A photo of Madonna From Express: Pop superstar Madonna helped two fans seal their love for one another during her concert in Amsterdam, Holland on Sunday after handing over her microphone so the man could propose. The Material Girl halted her show after hearing about a male in the audience who wanted to pop the question and she willingly shared the spotlight. She told the guy, "Don't slobber all over my microphone, all right? Here you go. And do it (propose) with feeling. From your heart, baby!" His g...

Is Kris Jenner Cheating on Bruce?

A photo of Kris Jenner Hey guys, listen up for a minute, all right? Because what I'm about to tell you is going to blow your mind. Your first instinct might be to slap me for spreading such hateful rumors or to break down in tears over this unfathomable news. This is a fair warning that this isn't going to be easy to hear. Ready? Kris Jenner has probably been cheating on Bruce Jenner. BUT WAIT. The man she's having the affair with? Why, it's none other than Todd Waterman, the man she cheated on Robert Kardash...

Do You Want to Feel Sorry for Tom Cruise?

A photo of Tom Cruise No? Well, tough luck, because here it comes: Currently seen as a major recruiter and promoter for Scientology, Tom Cruise's indoctrination into the controversial religion was far from chance, and RadarOnline.comhas exclusive details on how the Hollywood actor was lured in at the peak of his fame. The Mission Impossible star was initially introduced to Scientology in 1990 by first wife,Mimi Rogers, whose father Phil Spickler was one of the most powerful members during the early L. Ron Hubbar...

Quotables: Kendra Wilkinson Wants You to Leave Jessica Simpson Alone

A photo of Kendra Wilkinson "That just breaks my heart. I feel for her. I was in the same boat. People just need to mind their own business. That's a woman who just gave birth.  Her first priority right now is her child. Her first priority is not losing the weight. You should be proud of her for that. A lot of people just dump their kids off at nannies and lose the weight overnight. We should all be proud of her for being real and taking control and making priorities." - Kendra Wilkinson tells it exactly like it is when ...

Hey Look, It’s Kim Kardashian in A Bikini!

A photo of Kim Kardashian This is a photo that Kim Kardashian posted to her Twitter, along with the caption "sunrise summertime shoot!" and the tags "no filter" and "no photoshop." And I have no trouble believing that this photo wasn't edited in any way, because I really don't think that's Kim at all. Look at her face. Here's a slightly bigger version for you to study. Sure, the hips are there, but the face just doesn't look like Kim to me. It's in the eyes, I think. To me, this picture looks a little like Jennife...

Do You Want to Work for Courtney Love?

A photo of Courtney Love Let me just answer that question for you real quick: f-ck no, you do not want to work for Courtney Love. And if for some strange reason you do want to work for Courtney Love, then please just take a moment to reevaluate your entire life. And after that, never work for Courtney Love. Listen, we all know that she's crazy. It's not a secret, it's not a surprise. Courtney is wacked, and that extends to all areas of her life. If you don't believe that, then check this out: she's getting sued by her former assistant, Jessica LaBrie. But why? Ma...

Tom Cruise Is Telekinetic, Also Has The Power of Mind Control

A photo of Tom Cruise Oh my gosh, it is taking all the willpower I have not to just type "LOLOLOLOLOLOL" and a link to this story about Tom Cruise. It actually might be the funniest thing I've ever read, but I can't really give it a lot of thought, because I'm laughing too hard. Tom Cruise has special mind powers, you guys. This is very serious business. From Us Weekly: Tom Cruise may be a superstar in Hollywood, but in the Church of Scientology, he's positively supernatural. The 50-year-old Rock of Ages ...

Turns Out Octomom IS Getting Sued

A photo of Nadya Suleman Do you remember this story? I'm worried that it got lost in the midst of all the Octoporn news. See, back at the beginning of June, we heard that Octomom had booked her very first stripping gig in Florida, but just a few days after that, she backed out of the deal because a bartender at the strip club said that she "must be a little crazy" to have 14 children, which obviously made her fear for her life. The strip club told her that if she didn't perform that they would file a lawsuit. Well, tonight is supposed to be Octom...