Oh man, this is just like that time that The Rock went to Splash Mountain last year and had his picture taken on a ride, which is awesome, because that was one of my very favorite times.
As you can see, Kim Kardashian and Kanye, along with little Kendall Jenner on the far left there, went to Magic Mountain. Thanks to this darling photo that Kim tweeted, we now know that Kim cries on rollercoasters, Kanye absolutely loves them, and Kendall is one of those bitches that's too dumb to pull her ...
My apologies, friends. I know that we've already talked about Justin Bieber's sex life today, and that really should have been it. You shouldn't have to hear about the specifics of any other douchey celebrities' penis habits, and I know that. I just wish I could respect it.
But Charlie Sheen tweets during sex. How am I supposed to keep that to myself?
This wonderful news was brought to us by one of Charlie's former goddesses, Bree Olson, a woman who is working on branching out of the p...
From Radar:
Anne Hathaway and fiance Adam Shulmancertainly were celebrating something exciting on Thursday night and eyewitnesses exclusively tell RadarOnline.com that the happy couple may have just announced baby news to their families!
"Not only did both Anne and Adam have their parents at dinner with them, which is unusual, but the amount of enthusiasm and excitement made it clear that they were celebrating some major news," an eyewitness said.
"And while everyone else sipped on ...
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that Fatmire was going to go away quietly? After that whole pregnancy scam fell through, she had to think of some way to stay in the spotlight. And what better way to do it than to start tweeting at your fake ex-boyfriend's ex?
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian just got a WARNING from a woman with whom she has something in common -- Kris Humphries ... and the warning is ... BACK OFF!
Myla Sinanaj just tweeted to Kim, "Why don't u enjoy ur Miami trip and stop sendi...
I'm sure a time will come when I don't show you guys every single picture that Jessica Simpson tweets of her baby, just like I'm sure there will come a time when we don't have to give you guys a Katie Holmes update just so that you all know that she's still alive. But today, as you can see, is certainly not that day.
LOOK AT HER CHUBBY LITTLE CHEEKS! Aww, you guys, she's sitting outside in the garden like a grown up! And her precious little striped onesie with the little feet, and her little hands that you can't really see in this...
Poor, poor Justin Bieber. Sure, he's a superstar, the new King of Pop, even, but he's still an 18-year-old boy. We may know him as the best boyfriend ever, but he still has urges, and he still has needs that even his beloved Selena Gomez can't satisfy.
Yes, we're about to talk about Justin Bieber's sex life. Strap yourselves in, friends. It's about to get ugly.
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are struggling to hold on to each other. Bieber, 18, has spent t...
You know, Lindsay has really been outdoing herself with her meth hijinks this summer, hasn't she? There's been all that Liz and Dick greatness, then there was that suicide themed photo shoot. She even had us thinking that she died that one time, remember? It's been so much to keep up with that I almost forgot about that time she wrecked that rental car on the highway.
So what did Lindsay lie about? Well, remember how she gave out a zillion excuses for why she ran her car into the back of a giant truck? She said the truck...
Yes, noble knight Chris Brown is, in fact, worried about Rihanna's excessive partying, because I guess it's cool if he has to viciously assault her as long as she's not binge drinking while he's doing it. Very sound logic.
Let's go ahead and get some background first before we roll our eyes at Chris Brown though, all right? See, we've heard before that Rihanna has been partying hard for the past few months, and it does seem to be getting worse. A week or so ago, Rihanna's grandmother died,...
Do you see that expression that Kate Gosselin has on her face right there? That's her "I swear to God, I swear to God, I do everything for you ungrateful little bastards and you can't do this one thing for me, this one thing, so see if I ever buy you a goddamn Happy Meal ever again" face. That one thing she wants her kids to do, by the way? Hang out and watch reruns of Kate Plus 8. Yeah, I'd sacrifice a Happy Meal to avoid that, too.
But really, here are a few recent updates from Kate's Twi...
This news came out late last week, and I didn't get a chance to cover it, but I think it's really interesting and I'd like to discuss it, so just suck it up if you've heard it already, all right? If you haven't heard it already, here's the deal: there's this rumor that Katie Holmes doesn't even like her daughter's name, so she wants to change it now that she's out of Tom's grip. Weird, right?
It turns out that Katie never liked Suri's name (which, by the way, is Persian and means "red rose,"...
And just to clarify, I'm not saying that Michael Lohan is going to step up and actually try to be a good father to the children he already has. No, when I say that Michael Lohan is going to be a dad again, I mean that, in just a few months' time, he's going to have a brand new kid to screw up. Because Michael Lohan knows what he's good at, and he's not going to hide his light under a bushel basket any longer.
Are you cringing just thinking about that? Yes? Well, then I have a bonus cringe for you: the mother of Michael's latest spaw...
Oh man, this is just like that time that The Rock went to Splash Mountain last year and had his picture taken on a ride, which is awesome, because that was one of my very favorite times.
As you can see, Kim Kardashian and Kanye, along with little Kendall Jenner on the far left there, went to Magic Mountain. Thanks to this darling photo that Kim tweeted, we now know that Kim cries on rollercoasters, Kanye absolutely loves them, and Kendall is one of those bitches that's too dumb to pull her ...
My apologies, friends. I know that we've already talked about Justin Bieber's sex life today, and that really should have been it. You shouldn't have to hear about the specifics of any other douchey celebrities' penis habits, and I know that. I just wish I could respect it.
But Charlie Sheen tweets during sex. How am I supposed to keep that to myself?
This wonderful news was brought to us by one of Charlie's former goddesses, Bree Olson, a woman who is working on branching out of the p...
From Radar:
Anne Hathaway and fiance Adam Shulmancertainly were celebrating something exciting on Thursday night and eyewitnesses exclusively tell RadarOnline.com that the happy couple may have just announced baby news to their families!
"Not only did both Anne and Adam have their parents at dinner with them, which is unusual, but the amount of enthusiasm and excitement made it clear that they were celebrating some major news," an eyewitness said.
"And while everyone else sipped on ...
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that Fatmire was going to go away quietly? After that whole pregnancy scam fell through, she had to think of some way to stay in the spotlight. And what better way to do it than to start tweeting at your fake ex-boyfriend's ex?
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian just got a WARNING from a woman with whom she has something in common -- Kris Humphries ... and the warning is ... BACK OFF!
Myla Sinanaj just tweeted to Kim, "Why don't u enjoy ur Miami trip and stop sendi...
I'm sure a time will come when I don't show you guys every single picture that Jessica Simpson tweets of her baby, just like I'm sure there will come a time when we don't have to give you guys a Katie Holmes update just so that you all know that she's still alive. But today, as you can see, is certainly not that day.
LOOK AT HER CHUBBY LITTLE CHEEKS! Aww, you guys, she's sitting outside in the garden like a grown up! And her precious little striped onesie with the little feet, and her little hands that you can't really see in this...
Poor, poor Justin Bieber. Sure, he's a superstar, the new King of Pop, even, but he's still an 18-year-old boy. We may know him as the best boyfriend ever, but he still has urges, and he still has needs that even his beloved Selena Gomez can't satisfy.
Yes, we're about to talk about Justin Bieber's sex life. Strap yourselves in, friends. It's about to get ugly.
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are struggling to hold on to each other. Bieber, 18, has spent t...
You know, Lindsay has really been outdoing herself with her meth hijinks this summer, hasn't she? There's been all that Liz and Dick greatness, then there was that suicide themed photo shoot. She even had us thinking that she died that one time, remember? It's been so much to keep up with that I almost forgot about that time she wrecked that rental car on the highway.
So what did Lindsay lie about? Well, remember how she gave out a zillion excuses for why she ran her car into the back of a giant truck? She said the truck...
Yes, noble knight Chris Brown is, in fact, worried about Rihanna's excessive partying, because I guess it's cool if he has to viciously assault her as long as she's not binge drinking while he's doing it. Very sound logic.
Let's go ahead and get some background first before we roll our eyes at Chris Brown though, all right? See, we've heard before that Rihanna has been partying hard for the past few months, and it does seem to be getting worse. A week or so ago, Rihanna's grandmother died,...
Do you see that expression that Kate Gosselin has on her face right there? That's her "I swear to God, I swear to God, I do everything for you ungrateful little bastards and you can't do this one thing for me, this one thing, so see if I ever buy you a goddamn Happy Meal ever again" face. That one thing she wants her kids to do, by the way? Hang out and watch reruns of Kate Plus 8. Yeah, I'd sacrifice a Happy Meal to avoid that, too.
But really, here are a few recent updates from Kate's Twi...
This news came out late last week, and I didn't get a chance to cover it, but I think it's really interesting and I'd like to discuss it, so just suck it up if you've heard it already, all right? If you haven't heard it already, here's the deal: there's this rumor that Katie Holmes doesn't even like her daughter's name, so she wants to change it now that she's out of Tom's grip. Weird, right?
It turns out that Katie never liked Suri's name (which, by the way, is Persian and means "red rose,"...
And just to clarify, I'm not saying that Michael Lohan is going to step up and actually try to be a good father to the children he already has. No, when I say that Michael Lohan is going to be a dad again, I mean that, in just a few months' time, he's going to have a brand new kid to screw up. Because Michael Lohan knows what he's good at, and he's not going to hide his light under a bushel basket any longer.
Are you cringing just thinking about that? Yes? Well, then I have a bonus cringe for you: the mother of Michael's latest spaw...