Lindsay's lawyer is a saint. Wait, I mean her old lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, the one she fired for no good reason. The new one kind of sucks.
Here's what happened: Lindsay had a court date this morning. The judge said that either Lindsay herself had to be there, or she could have a lawyer there on her behalf. But Lindsay isn't even in California, and she just fired her Californian lawyer. Her new lawyer practices in New York, and he'd have to go through this whole procedure to be able to do anything in L.A. You see where the problem is? With no one in court in Linds...
A lot of you guys have been saying that Taylor Swift is going to have this epic meltdown soon, and while I always believed you, it was always more of a "huh, yeah" kind of belief as opposed to an "OMG yes" belief. But OMG, you guys. I am a total believer now.
Take, for instance, Taylor's demeanor at the Golden Globes on Sunday. There was her bitch giggle at Adele, of course, but I also saw, after looking through several photos, that she never really smiled at all during the event. And ...
Ok, so you know how for the past couple years, Lindsay Lohan has committed a lot of crimes? And you know how, even though she did all those crimes, she hasn't really been in jail all that much? That's largely thanks to her awesome lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley. That lady has had a really rough time, but she's always managed to help (???) Lindsay out in a major way. So Lindsay fired her. Natch.
What happened was Lindsay hired a lawyer in New York - a guy who was once suspended from practi...
Oh, she already has a conservatorship? That's good, because it's not going anywhere. Not ever.
From Radar:
When Britney Spears broke off her engagement to her manager/fiance Jason Trawick she also ended any hopes of the conservatorship her father Jamie Spears has over her ending anytime soon, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“There are absolutely no plans to petition the court for the conservatorship to end,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “It is highly unlikely it will end for at least another ye...
So Justin Bieber has this thing about wearing saggy britches. And not just regular saggy britches, no. Saggy britches like this:
I know, aren't those the most awful pants you've ever seen? That's part of why he's the worst.
The other part of why he's the worst is because of that picture up at the very top, the one where he's in the skintight jeans. He posted that picture on Instagram and said "To those of u who tell me not to sag my pants. Double think that." What a little bitch.
But really, all that tight pants pictur...
I know, you were probably worried about it. Probably you've just been on pins and needles, waiting to hear about what's going on with Lindsay and the object of her scary delusional desire, Max George of The Wanted. I bet you've basically been ripping your hair out, maybe even literally, wondering just what in the world is going on with that whole situation.
Let me ease your suffering, friends. Lindsay just met his parents:
Things are getting super serious between Lindsay Lohan and Want...
Probably my favorite time of awards season is when Adele wins something. This is for a couple reasons: one, it means that the world is, at times, anyway, fair and good and smart enough to award this goddess, and two, it means that Adele will accept the award. And Adele gives the best acceptance speeches.
Take that one up there, for example. Adele won the award for her song "Skyfall," as she should have, and she accepted it in her usual charming way. And everyone loved it, because everyone always loves Adele. That is, everyone but Taylor Swift. If you watch the video through the part where the camera cuts to Taylor's reaction, you can see that she very much does not love Adele.
Oh my god, but just look at her bitchy little giggle. Ok, now look at it again. I just watched it like twenty times in a row, and it still hasn't gotten old. Is there a GIF yet? YES:
Probably my favorite time of awards season is when Adele wins something. This is for a couple reasons: one, it means that the world is, at times, anyway, fair and good and smart enough to award this goddess, and two, it means that Adele will accept the award. And Adele gives the best acceptance speeches.
Take that one up there, for example. Adele won the award for her song "Skyfall," as she should have, and she accepted it in her usual charming way. And everyone loved it, because everyone always loves Adele. That is, everyone but...
Fun fact: I wrote that headline after listening to exactly 22 seconds of the song. Or, like, I was finished typing it at 22 seconds, which means that it took that long to listen, not like it, and then type a sentence about it. Just consider that.
To be fair, the song did get better, but to be honest, it pretty much had to. This song is no "Sexy Back," let's just get that out of the way. It's a song about how fun formal wear is. It's just ... I don't know, guys. I can't come up with much more to say about this song. It's not that bad, but it's certainly not great. Sometimes mediocrity just happens. This is one of those times.
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Fun fact: I wrote that headline after listening to exactly 22 seconds of the song. Or, like, I was finished typing it at 22 seconds, which means that it took that long to listen, not like it, and then type a sentence about it. Just consider that.
To be fair, the song did get better, but to be honest, it pretty much had to. This song is no "Sexy Back," let's just get that out of the way. It's a song about how fun formal wear is. It's just ... I don't know, guys. I can't come up with mu...
Kim Kardashian's fashion, it's just ... ugh. It's gotten so, so bad. And I know it's Kanye, but it's just disappointing. Like, it kind of hurts.
Like this little ensemble she's wearing in this photo. She's wearing a f-cking cape. It just looks like a regular old hoodie with a bonus cape and baggy leggings. And peep toe booties. Because what the world needs now is more peep toe booties.
Here's another shot:
You guys, she's wearing a cape. Do we really need to discuss this any further? ...
"I now know that, yes, I am powerful. I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."
- Beyonce reveals that Beyonce is very powerful, so powerful that Beyonce could probably take over the whole entire world, if that's what Beyonce wanted.
But ok, this is the same kind of thing as that Anne Hathaway thing, the thing where she would be so embarrassed if she didn't get the Oscar. I know it makes sense, and I know it's reasonable, but I just don't think that's the kind of thing you say to other people. Like with Beyonce: of...
Well, this sucks. You want to know what sucks more? The fact that this story comes from People, so you know it's probably true. This sucks.
The report says that Jennifer Lawrence "has split from her longtime boyfriend," Nicholas Hoult, which maybe makes it sound like she's the one who broke up with him? I can't imagine it being the other way around. Like, I really can't see anyone looking at Jennifer Lawrence and saying "I don't want any more access to your boobs." Or even "I don't want to be able to hang out with you all the time anymore." Jennifer Lawrence is amaz...
THIS BITCH. Ugh. I'm going to have to take a minute, so let me just go ahead and show you why so that you can take a minute too, and then we'll come back together:
THIS BITCH. Seriously? Harry Styles must have done something really, really awful to get Taylor riled up like this. I'm starting to definitely believe that story about how he was the one who broke up with her after she got too clingy and possessive. Wouldn't that just tear her to pieces? She'd be going along, thinking the rel...
Lindsay's lawyer is a saint. Wait, I mean her old lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, the one she fired for no good reason. The new one kind of sucks.
Here's what happened: Lindsay had a court date this morning. The judge said that either Lindsay herself had to be there, or she could have a lawyer there on her behalf. But Lindsay isn't even in California, and she just fired her Californian lawyer. Her new lawyer practices in New York, and he'd have to go through this whole procedure to be able to do anything in L.A. You see where the problem is? With no one in court in Linds...
A lot of you guys have been saying that Taylor Swift is going to have this epic meltdown soon, and while I always believed you, it was always more of a "huh, yeah" kind of belief as opposed to an "OMG yes" belief. But OMG, you guys. I am a total believer now.
Take, for instance, Taylor's demeanor at the Golden Globes on Sunday. There was her bitch giggle at Adele, of course, but I also saw, after looking through several photos, that she never really smiled at all during the event. And ...
Ok, so you know how for the past couple years, Lindsay Lohan has committed a lot of crimes? And you know how, even though she did all those crimes, she hasn't really been in jail all that much? That's largely thanks to her awesome lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley. That lady has had a really rough time, but she's always managed to help (???) Lindsay out in a major way. So Lindsay fired her. Natch.
What happened was Lindsay hired a lawyer in New York - a guy who was once suspended from practi...
Oh, she already has a conservatorship? That's good, because it's not going anywhere. Not ever.
From Radar:
When Britney Spears broke off her engagement to her manager/fiance Jason Trawick she also ended any hopes of the conservatorship her father Jamie Spears has over her ending anytime soon, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“There are absolutely no plans to petition the court for the conservatorship to end,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “It is highly unlikely it will end for at least another ye...
So Justin Bieber has this thing about wearing saggy britches. And not just regular saggy britches, no. Saggy britches like this:
I know, aren't those the most awful pants you've ever seen? That's part of why he's the worst.
The other part of why he's the worst is because of that picture up at the very top, the one where he's in the skintight jeans. He posted that picture on Instagram and said "To those of u who tell me not to sag my pants. Double think that." What a little bitch.
But really, all that tight pants pictur...
I know, you were probably worried about it. Probably you've just been on pins and needles, waiting to hear about what's going on with Lindsay and the object of her scary delusional desire, Max George of The Wanted. I bet you've basically been ripping your hair out, maybe even literally, wondering just what in the world is going on with that whole situation.
Let me ease your suffering, friends. Lindsay just met his parents:
Things are getting super serious between Lindsay Lohan and Want...
Probably my favorite time of awards season is when Adele wins something. This is for a couple reasons: one, it means that the world is, at times, anyway, fair and good and smart enough to award this goddess, and two, it means that Adele will accept the award. And Adele gives the best acceptance speeches.
Take that one up there, for example. Adele won the award for her song "Skyfall," as she should have, and she accepted it in her usual charming way. And everyone loved it, because everyone always loves Adele. That is, everyone but...
Kim Kardashian's fashion, it's just ... ugh. It's gotten so, so bad. And I know it's Kanye, but it's just disappointing. Like, it kind of hurts.
Like this little ensemble she's wearing in this photo. She's wearing a f-cking cape. It just looks like a regular old hoodie with a bonus cape and baggy leggings. And peep toe booties. Because what the world needs now is more peep toe booties.
Here's another shot:
You guys, she's wearing a cape. Do we really need to discuss this any further? ...
"I now know that, yes, I am powerful. I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."
- Beyonce reveals that Beyonce is very powerful, so powerful that Beyonce could probably take over the whole entire world, if that's what Beyonce wanted.
But ok, this is the same kind of thing as that Anne Hathaway thing, the thing where she would be so embarrassed if she didn't get the Oscar. I know it makes sense, and I know it's reasonable, but I just don't think that's the kind of thing you say to other people. Like with Beyonce: of...
Well, this sucks. You want to know what sucks more? The fact that this story comes from People, so you know it's probably true. This sucks.
The report says that Jennifer Lawrence "has split from her longtime boyfriend," Nicholas Hoult, which maybe makes it sound like she's the one who broke up with him? I can't imagine it being the other way around. Like, I really can't see anyone looking at Jennifer Lawrence and saying "I don't want any more access to your boobs." Or even "I don't want to be able to hang out with you all the time anymore." Jennifer Lawrence is amaz...
THIS BITCH. Ugh. I'm going to have to take a minute, so let me just go ahead and show you why so that you can take a minute too, and then we'll come back together:
THIS BITCH. Seriously? Harry Styles must have done something really, really awful to get Taylor riled up like this. I'm starting to definitely believe that story about how he was the one who broke up with her after she got too clingy and possessive. Wouldn't that just tear her to pieces? She'd be going along, thinking the rel...