After poor Fred Willard was caught masturbating in an adult movie theater, everyone had the same exact thought: has Fred Willard never heard of the internet? It's pretty common knowledge that a large chunk of the internet is devoted to porn, isn't it? Even my dad, who still isn't too clear on how to sign into his email account that I helped him set up, maintains that since he knows how to play solitaire and how to look at porn, he doesn't need to learn anything else about computers. Everyo...
Just look at that face. That's the face of a woman with passion, with a work ethic you wouldn't believe. That's the face of a woman who's going places. You can see the creativity blazing in her eyes, and underneath all that gorgeous hair, you can be sure that a million ideas are being born. But above all else, this is the face of a woman who knows what she wants.
So what does Lindsay want now? Oh, no big deal, just to co-star in a movie with Jennifer Lawrence. Here's this idea that Lindsa...
From People:
Katherine Jackson – mother of Michael and Janet Jackson – has been reported missing, according to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
According to a report filed by her nephew Trent late Saturday night, Jackson had not been heard from in a week. Paris Jackson confirmed the report via Twitter, writing: "yes, my grandmother is missing. i haven't spoken with her in a week i want her home now."
But her son, Jermaine Jackson, seemed to deny the missing person report, Tweeting Friday: "I want to reassure everyon...
“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”
- Justin Bieber lets all us non-Canadians in on how Canada works in his latest Rolling Stone interview.
Other very important points that Justin covers in the interview include fondue (he's had chocolate fondue, "with, like, strawberries and stuff," but not cheese fondue, because "who eats the cheese kind unless you're old and from Paris?"), car accessorizing (he essential...
The idea that Tom Cruise is not the biological father of Suri isn't new, not by a long shot. Way back when Suri was born, there were conspiracies about the paternity. Here's a quick summary, since 2006 was a long time ago: Katie broke up with Chris Klein in March of 2005, and she began dating Tom just a few weeks later. Suri was born in April of 2006. BUT the public didn't get a glimpse of Suri until months later, and her birth certificate wasn't issued until three weeks after she was actu...
Guys, LOL, hey guys! Remember these pictures of Mariah Carey and her labia? LOL!
But anyway, you know how Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler just quit their judging jobs on American Idol? And remember how X-Factor landed Britney f-cking Spears for their new panel of judges? Well, now that I've jogged your memory, it's pretty obvious to see why American Idol needs to step up their game and hire a massively famous new judge pretty soon, right?
From MTV:
Mariah Carey's songs might offici...
A couple of weeks ago, we learned that Usher's stepson, Kyle, the son of Tameka Foster, had been declared brain dead after a jet ski accident. At the time, it was unclear if Tameka had decided whether or not to take her son off of life support, but this morning, she made the difficult decision.
From TMZ:
Usher's 11-year-old stepson has passed away this morning from injuries suffered in a tragic jetski accident in Georgia earlier this month ... TMZ has learned.
Doctors removed 11-year-o...
That Tara Reid, always such a mystery! She's currently staying in a hospital in France, but for what? Is something wrong with her pancreas? Did she get a bad case of food poisoning? Did she take tumble off a jet ski? Did she, and this is what I hope is the truth, decide to take some time in a medical facility to fix every single thing that is wrong with her mind, body, and spirit?
We don't know. We just don't know.
According to TMZ, Tara has been in the hospital for a few days no...
Settle in, friends, because this is an amazing rags to riches story that almost never was.
This summer, Octomom has gone on a beautiful journey to heal herself. In years past, she refused to do any pornographic films, even if it meant earning some much needed money for her family. But this year, everything changed. Octomom was forced to go on welfare, and she very nearly lost her children after officials found them pooping in the yard. Just when she was at a low, low point, the right adult entertainment company made the right o...
"Speaking on behalf of the cast and crew of 'The Dark Knight Rises', I would like to express our profound sorrow at the senseless tragedy that has befallen the entire Aurora community.
I would not presume to know anything about the victims of the shooting but that they were there last night to watch a movie. I believe movies are one of the great American art forms and the shared experience of watching a story unfold on screen is an important and joyful pastime.
The movie theatre is my h...
You know, I'm a lot like Anne Frank in that despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. There are a few exceptions, of course, but I truly believe that as a whole, humans really do mean well. But that's not to say that the vast majority of people can't be really shitty at times, because obviously they can, Ashlee Simpson:
When Ashlee Simpson gave birth to her son, Bronx, three and a half years ago, her sister, Jessica, was a doting aunt.
“Jessica also sent gifts,...
After poor Fred Willard was caught masturbating in an adult movie theater, everyone had the same exact thought: has Fred Willard never heard of the internet? It's pretty common knowledge that a large chunk of the internet is devoted to porn, isn't it? Even my dad, who still isn't too clear on how to sign into his email account that I helped him set up, maintains that since he knows how to play solitaire and how to look at porn, he doesn't need to learn anything else about computers. Everyo...
Just look at that face. That's the face of a woman with passion, with a work ethic you wouldn't believe. That's the face of a woman who's going places. You can see the creativity blazing in her eyes, and underneath all that gorgeous hair, you can be sure that a million ideas are being born. But above all else, this is the face of a woman who knows what she wants.
So what does Lindsay want now? Oh, no big deal, just to co-star in a movie with Jennifer Lawrence. Here's this idea that Lindsa...
From People:
Katherine Jackson – mother of Michael and Janet Jackson – has been reported missing, according to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
According to a report filed by her nephew Trent late Saturday night, Jackson had not been heard from in a week. Paris Jackson confirmed the report via Twitter, writing: "yes, my grandmother is missing. i haven't spoken with her in a week i want her home now."
But her son, Jermaine Jackson, seemed to deny the missing person report, Tweeting Friday: "I want to reassure everyon...
“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”
- Justin Bieber lets all us non-Canadians in on how Canada works in his latest Rolling Stone interview.
Other very important points that Justin covers in the interview include fondue (he's had chocolate fondue, "with, like, strawberries and stuff," but not cheese fondue, because "who eats the cheese kind unless you're old and from Paris?"), car accessorizing (he essential...
The idea that Tom Cruise is not the biological father of Suri isn't new, not by a long shot. Way back when Suri was born, there were conspiracies about the paternity. Here's a quick summary, since 2006 was a long time ago: Katie broke up with Chris Klein in March of 2005, and she began dating Tom just a few weeks later. Suri was born in April of 2006. BUT the public didn't get a glimpse of Suri until months later, and her birth certificate wasn't issued until three weeks after she was actu...
Guys, LOL, hey guys! Remember these pictures of Mariah Carey and her labia? LOL!
But anyway, you know how Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler just quit their judging jobs on American Idol? And remember how X-Factor landed Britney f-cking Spears for their new panel of judges? Well, now that I've jogged your memory, it's pretty obvious to see why American Idol needs to step up their game and hire a massively famous new judge pretty soon, right?
From MTV:
Mariah Carey's songs might offici...
A couple of weeks ago, we learned that Usher's stepson, Kyle, the son of Tameka Foster, had been declared brain dead after a jet ski accident. At the time, it was unclear if Tameka had decided whether or not to take her son off of life support, but this morning, she made the difficult decision.
From TMZ:
Usher's 11-year-old stepson has passed away this morning from injuries suffered in a tragic jetski accident in Georgia earlier this month ... TMZ has learned.
Doctors removed 11-year-o...
That Tara Reid, always such a mystery! She's currently staying in a hospital in France, but for what? Is something wrong with her pancreas? Did she get a bad case of food poisoning? Did she take tumble off a jet ski? Did she, and this is what I hope is the truth, decide to take some time in a medical facility to fix every single thing that is wrong with her mind, body, and spirit?
We don't know. We just don't know.
According to TMZ, Tara has been in the hospital for a few days no...
Settle in, friends, because this is an amazing rags to riches story that almost never was.
This summer, Octomom has gone on a beautiful journey to heal herself. In years past, she refused to do any pornographic films, even if it meant earning some much needed money for her family. But this year, everything changed. Octomom was forced to go on welfare, and she very nearly lost her children after officials found them pooping in the yard. Just when she was at a low, low point, the right adult entertainment company made the right o...
"Speaking on behalf of the cast and crew of 'The Dark Knight Rises', I would like to express our profound sorrow at the senseless tragedy that has befallen the entire Aurora community.
I would not presume to know anything about the victims of the shooting but that they were there last night to watch a movie. I believe movies are one of the great American art forms and the shared experience of watching a story unfold on screen is an important and joyful pastime.
The movie theatre is my h...
You know, I'm a lot like Anne Frank in that despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. There are a few exceptions, of course, but I truly believe that as a whole, humans really do mean well. But that's not to say that the vast majority of people can't be really shitty at times, because obviously they can, Ashlee Simpson:
When Ashlee Simpson gave birth to her son, Bronx, three and a half years ago, her sister, Jessica, was a doting aunt.
“Jessica also sent gifts,...