Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian Wants A Baby, Could Do Without The Baby Weight

A photo of Kim Kardashian This was always something that seemed interesting to me, how Kim Kardashian has always claimed to want to have children, even though she's probably the most vain, self-centered person alive. Like, when the time actually comes, which would she choose: her body or a pregnancy? But, as we all know, the time has come, and, if we can believe these rumors (we can), it looks like she's choosing to have her cake and eat it too. Except no cake, because ugh, then she would get so fat. Kim Kardashian has come up with the perfect plan to have a baby with Kanye West and still kee...

Robert Pattinson Is Going to Have A Talk with Rupert Sanders

A photo of Robert Pattinson Oh, you didn't think that we were going to stop talking about this anytime soon, did you? I sure hope not, because The Great Kristen Stewart Scandal of 2012 is still going so, so strong. I imagine it will be like the The Great Scientology Divorce, also of 2012, only with more stories to keep the kids hooked. Something to look forward to! Anyway, as we've already heard, poor Robert Pattinson has been taking this news hard, and understandably so. But now we're hearing that while Rob doesn't feel like talking to Kristen right now, he is pla...

Charlize Theron Is Super Mad at Kristen Stewart

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron From Radar: Charlize Theron has blown a gasket over Kristen Stewart’s scandalous affair with married movie director Rupert Sanders, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The South African-born beauty, who struck up a friendship with K-Stew during filming of Snow White and the Huntsman, is also close pals with Liberty Ross, the wife of Sanders! And Kristin’s actions have left Charlize, 36, in a difficult position. “Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupe...

Katy Perry Has A New Man in Her Life

A photo of Katy Perry But who could it be? I was thinking about making you guess, but since it's so early I'll save you the agony and let you know that it's this guy: Oh yes, there are rumors that Katy Perry is getting involved with the one and only John Mayer. Just think about that for a second. Let it really sink in. Like, picture them nuzzling necks or something. Could you just die? From Us Weekly via Celebitchy: Katy Perry’s last Friday night was a memorable one: She spent it with John Mayer! D...

Kim Kardashian Is More Famous Than Everyone

A photo of Kim Kardashian From Radar: Kim’s climb to fame began with her infamous sex tape,  and now the reality star believes she is more famous than several of Hollywood's hottest A-listers combined, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I’m more famous thanJennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined,” Kim boasted to a friend recently. “She just doesn’t seem to understand that she is not a movie star, and she is famous for all the wrong reasons." The Keeping up with The...

Another Michael Jackson Kid Is Speaking Out

A photo of Katherine Jackson and kids We know that Paris Jackson, Michael's spunky daughter, isn't afraid to talk about (or slap) members of her family over this mess surrounding Katherine Jackson. But now Prince, Michael's oldest son, has taken to his own Twitter to let us all know his particular side of the story. Here's his big long tweet: I would first like to start off by thanking the fans that have always stood by me and my family, my dad really appreciated your support and I still treasure it to this day. As I am sure everyone is well aware of th...

Vintage Quotables: Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Cheating

A photo of Robert Pattinson "But there's a thing I've never got: That is, why do people cheat? I can understand the impulse. But not how you can keep two relationships going at the same time for long. I'm not the casual-affair kind of guy. If I choose to be with someone, it's because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I'm 100 percent into it." - Poor Robert Pattinson discusses cheating in the April issue of Vanity Fair. Keep in my mind that this quote appeared in the April issue, which means that Robert g...

Katherine Jackson Speaks!

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Well, this is suspicious. As you can see, Katherine Jackson finally made a statement yesterday, surrounded by her most shady children. She was still at the spa in Arizona, but she said she was coming home. She also said that she was "devastated" that she lost custody of her grandchildren, and that she absolutely wasn't kidnapped because her children "would never do a thing to me like that, hold me against my will," and "it's very stupid for people to think that." Oh, and you know how poor Paris Jackson t...

You’ll Never Guess What Lindsay Did Yesterday!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan She hit someone's car! While she was in her car! I know, what a shocker! The accident wasn't serious, or at least it wasn't as serious as her last accident. See, what happened was Lindsay decided to go shopping yesterday afternoon, which is fine. But she decided to drive, which, as we all know, is usually not so fine. She was headed down Sunset Boulevard towards a stop light, but she decided not to stop. That's it. The light was red, cars were stopped, but Lindsay stops for no red light. So she hit the car in front of her. A woman who was ...

Everyone’s Favorite Twihard Reacts to Kristen Stewart’s Cheating Scandal

Look, everyone, I know it's been a really rough day. I know we're all feeling down because Kristen Stewart cheated on the guy she "loves and respects the most," and I know that nothing I can say right now can heal all that pain in your heart. I can't make that go away ... but this crazy ass Twihard can. LOL, you guys! LOL! BUT NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Just kidding, I'm still laughing. I love how this whole thing is no one's business and we just need to leave them alone because it's private but how could you cheat on Robert Pattinson? But really, you wouldn't ask some random person on the street about their bowel movements, so why would you ever say anything about a person whose chosen career involves living in the public eye? How would you feel if a bunch of strangers were talking about your sex life? Probably the exact same way that Kristen Stewart feels after people started discussing a public statement that she chose to make: bad. Real bad. And you know, I'll admit that I was a little surprised when I read Kristen's statement and saw the pictures. I really thought that she would never acknowledge any of this, or if she did, it wouldn't be for a long time. And I did yell at my (super lucky) boyfriend "IT WAS TRUE, KRISTEN STEWART DID CHEAT ON ROBERT PATTINSON," because I was that shocked. But I didn't cry like this crazy girl does. I cried earlier today because this sweet Sofia Vergara dress at the K-Mart didn't fit me right, but I didn't cry over this, because I'm not ridiculous. Never change, Twihards. Never change. /> Look, everyone, I know it's been a really rough day. I know we're all feeling down because Kristen Stewart cheated on the guy she "loves and respects the most," and I know that nothing I can say right now can heal all that pain in your heart. I can't make that go away ... but this crazy ass Twihard can. LOL, you guys! LOL! BUT NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Just kidding, I'm still laughing. I love how this whole thing is no one's business and we just need to leave them ...

Blind Item: Chris Brown Is A Bad Boyfriend

A photo of Chris Brown From CDAN: This A list R&B singer has always shown he can be and is an a-hole, but even with his past track record this might have brought him to new levels of a-holiness. His now former girlfriend is telling everyone that for the past year she was forced to watch the singer have sex with at least one person a night if she wanted to stay with him. She put up with it because he would pay her and give her gifts and she always thought he loved her. In addition to this demeaning activity, h...

Love It Or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Is Phenomenal

A photo of Miley Cyrus Phenomenally awful. I'm sorry, but basically every single time that I see these photos of Miley out and about, I just have to sit and look at her for a minute, because I can never believe that it's possible to look that bad. I can't think of a single thing that she's ever worn that I even almost liked. It's all just ... I can't even think of words to accurately describe her style. The closest thing I can think of would have to be "meth lab chic." But thankfully, we might finally have a reason for why Miley...