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Here is the most recent photo available of Macaulay Culkin, alleged heroin addict with six months to live. The photo was taken on Friday while he was headed down to Lindsay's favorite place on earth, Chateau Marmont. And doesn't he just look so much better?
That's what people are saying. Really, people are saying that Macaulay looks way better here than he did the last time we saw him. And I'm sorry, but no, no he does not. Just because this photo was taken from a greater distance than the last one, and just because he's wearing sunglasses so we can't see his creepy eyes does not mean that he's looking better. He still looks like he's wasting away, he still looks too pale to be healthy (even for Macaulay Culkin), but the thing that really gives it away? You'll have to look very closely to see it, except you won't, because he's clutching his stomach and he looks like he's about to vomit everywhere and/or pass out and/or literally cough up a lung. I think that's the real hint that no, he doesn't look so much better actually.
So where do you guys stand now? Does this guy look like a heroin addict to you? Or could Macaulay be dry heaving in this picture because he just saw Lindsay Lohan? />[Image removed on request]
Here is the most recent photo available of Macaulay Culkin, alleged heroin addict with six months to live. The photo was taken on Friday while he was headed down to Lindsay's favorite place on earth, Chateau Marmont. And doesn't he just look so much better?
That's what people are saying. Really, people are saying that Macaulay looks way better here than he did the last time we saw him. And I'm sorry, but no, no he does not. Just because this photo was taken ...
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From TMZ:
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From Radar:
Katie Holmes has been living “blissfully happy” since her split from Tom Cruise, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
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From People:
The wedding between Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied reflected not just the bride's Jewish faith and the groom's French nationality, but also the couple's outlook on the world.
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Portman, 31, chose a traditional white gown from Rodarte, the sam...
That picture, by the way, isn't recent, it's from two years ago. I just got sick of using that sad picture of the skinny, strung out (allegedly) Macaulay Culkin. But also, it has Kieran Culkin in the background there, and Kieran is by far my favorite Culkin.
But anyway, here's that news about how Macaulay showed up at Natalie Portman's wedding:
Macaulay Culkin wasn't home alone on Saturday night.
The reclusive 31-year-old actor was among the 100 guests at Natalie Portman's wedding to Benjamin Millepied at a private residence in Big Sur, Calif.,...
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Do you remember that movie Panic Room? It was that movie - and this thorough synopsis is purely from memory, by the way - about the woman and her daughter who moved into this new house that had a panic room, and they were both like "huh?" but then some dudes tried to break in and they were both like "f-ck yeah, panic room!" The woman, of course, was Jodie Foster, but that daughter was a little bitty baby Kristen Stewart! And even though that movie was filmed about ten years ago, Jodie and ...
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From TMZ:
A Los Angeles woman filed a police r...