Remember that Kanye song called "Theraflu" that had that little part about how he fell in love with Kim Kardashian when she fell in love with Kris Humphries, and how he could get Kris fired from his beloved basketball team? He had to change the name of the song to "Cold," because the real Theraflu was like "oh, no thank you," but the sentiment is still the same.
But the video for the song was just released, and guys. Guys. Kim Kardashian is in it. Let me save you a lot of trouble and tell you to just skip ahead to the five minute mark and just wait, because she's only there for a hot second, but it's a really bitchy hot second, and it's totally worth seeing. Be warned though, that if you just woke up about fifteen minutes ago and you didn't sleep well because you thought monster hands were trying to grab you through your bedroom window, it could scare you a little. I speak from personal experience. />
Remember that Kanye song called "Theraflu" that had that little part about how he fell in love with Kim Kardashian when she fell in love with Kris Humphries, and how he could get Kris fired from his beloved basketball team? He had to change the name of the song to "Cold," because the real Theraflu was like "oh, no thank you," but the sentiment is still the same.
But the video for the song was just released, and guys. Guys. Kim Kardashian is in it. Let me save you a lot of trouble and tell you to just skip ahead to the ...
Let's get through the facts first, all right, then we can discuss. Here's what happened: there was a surfing contest last Thursday, and Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart were both there. It looks like Kristen's brother is into surfing, and I guess he was competing, but I have no idea why Lindsay was there. Surfers aren't really known for being into meth, are they?
But anyway, the two ladies ran into each other again at a house party later that night. And that's it. That's where the stor...
I'm not a fan of PETA. Even though they do fun things sometimes like throw flour on Kim Kardashian, I can't really get behind them. I love animals, but I don't love PETA, and I know that many of us feel the same way.
But this isn't just about PETA. This is about PETA and their new hate for Lady Gaga that was formed by her new love of wearing fur coats.
From PETA's website:
Lady Gaga has plenty of fans—especially in the gay community, which she has embraced so fervently. Gay Gaga...
And that's the cover of the very first single from her new album. Like, for real. That's really it. It's actually called "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together." Here's the song itself:
Taylor is 22 years old. Does everyone remember that? 22. Good lord.
The new album is titled Red, which sounds very mature, and it will be released on October 22nd. A while back, someone asked Taylor about the songs she'd been writing for her new album, and she answered "they're sad, if I'm being honest." Because allegedly? A lot of the songs are ...
Poor Robert Pattinson. He couldn't even eat his ice cream because he thought that he was going to "split my Spanx." Bless his heart.
But, as always, our dear Rob was charming, adorable, and a little awkward during his interview last night with Jon Stewart. If you can't watch the interview, here are a few excerpts.
From E! Online:
Stewart handled his business-as-usual interview turned major get with comedic flair, beginning mock-awkwardly with, "What have you been up to?"
"I had a joke prepared!" Pattinson protested, feigning dismay. "God damn it. I was all set up and ready to go."
"OK, let's just do this," the host continued, busting out two pints of Ben & Jerry's (Cherry Garcia for him, Karamel Sutra for his guest) and a couple of spoons.
"Now, we're just a couple of gals talking," Stewart said. "All right...Tell me everything."
"I'm trying to avoid eating this, I'm going to split my Spanx," the Cosmopolis star deadpanned.
"So what are we doing here? Are you all right? Is everything OK? I'm worried about you," Stewart continued things along.
"My biggest problem in my life is I'm cheap, and I didn't hire a publicist," Pattinson revealed. "I'm going to hire a publicist."
"I think you should," Stewart agreed, "although, unless you have a time machine..."
"Either way," Pattinson replied.
And here's a little quote from People:
But when Stewart noted that for young people going through a breakup sometimes feels like the end of the world, Pattinson answered, "It is."
The audience then went "Awwwwwww."
So essentially, Robert Pattinson is a darling angel of a man who deserves all the kindness and hugs and ice cream in the world. That, and now I really, really can't wait for his interview with Good Morning America tomorrow. />The Daily Show with Jon StewartGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook
Poor Robert Pattinson. He couldn't even eat his ice cream because he thought that he was going to "split my Spanx." Bless his heart.
But, as always, our dear Rob was charming, adorable, and a little awkward during his interview last night with Jon Stewart. If you can't watch the interview, here are a few excerpts.
From E! Online:
Stewart handled his business-as-...
Bear with me here, ok? I'm sure we've heard a similar story before: Kim Kardashian is finally with her one true love (of 2012), Kanye, and they're going to get married and love each other forever (for three months), but that mean man, Kris Humphries, won't let true love be because of his greed and his stupid face. Yeah, yeah. But I think this particular story is a little more interesting, because it shows that Kim Kardashian has truly changed for the better. Wait for it.
From Radar:
Kim Kardashian is g...
But why? Could it be because she's finally getting to that stage in depression when you have to bathe because you can't stand your own stench? Has Liberty Ross been sending her letters threatening a showdown that will take place sometime this week? Oh god, is she starting to get tired of her favorite comfort food?
None of that, you guys. No, Kristen Stewart is not excited about this week because this week, Robert Pattinson will be doing interviews to promote his new movie, Cosmopolis. A...
I hurt myself a lot. I'm not the most coordinated person, and my balance has never been all that great. I fall down, I run into things. Right now I have at least five scrapes and bruises on my legs and arms with no real idea of where they came from. Another thing about me is that I'm really into accessorizing. So it shouldn't come as a surprise when I tell you that I have an extensive collection of cute band-aids.
You guys. This one time, I got a bunch of Lisa Frank band-aids in a c...
Last night, as I'm sure most of you know, the closing ceremony of the 2012 Olympics took place. A lot of things happened during that ceremony, but nothing that was nearly as important as the glorious performance by the Spice Girls.
And look, I know the video isn't that great, ok? I know those commentators are speaking over almost the whole entire thing and that they won't just shut up for one minute, but this is the best I could find. Well, Gawker has a better video with less commentating, but I can't embed it here. But I don't want to hear it, ok? I spent ...
That photo right there, that was taken about a week ago, and it was Miley's second haircut of the summer. I thought she was done - it looked great, she could still put her hair up in that silly bun to go the gym or whatever. But it looks like Miley wasn't finished with her great journey. No, not even close.
Miley was gracious enough to let us take this adventure with her, starting yesterday when she tweeted "tick tock tick tock." But what are we waiting for? We were waiting for this:
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But hey, for real, ok? Like, for real. This isn't just the thousandth rumor this month or anything, this is actually, really and truly, for real. You can tell it's for real because Justin's rep made a statement to People about it. Look:
Jennifer Aniston is getting married to boyfriend Justin Theroux!
"Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage," his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively....
Probably not, but it's fun to think about anyway, isn't it?
Here's what's happening: you know that house that Brad and Angelina have in France? There's apparently been a lot of activity going on around there this week. See, they're getting ready to have a big party, and lots of important people have already arrived to pregame, like the jeweler who made Angelina's ring and Brad's parents. George Clooney is coming, too, but he wanted to pregame at his place over in Italy.
So what's the occasion? It's the 50th anniversary of the original...
Last night, as I'm sure most of you know, the closing ceremony of the 2012 Olympics took place. A lot of things happened during that ceremony, but nothing that was nearly as important as the glorious performance by the Spice Girls.
And look, I know the video isn't that great, ok? I know those commentators are speaking over almost the whole entire thing and that they won't just shut up for one minute, but this is the best I could find. Well, Gawker has a better video with less commentating, but I can't embed it here. But I don't want to hear it, ok? I spent ...