Ok, listen. Lindsay Lohan stole $100,000 worth of jewelry at that house party. She definitely did that. That absolutely happened. And the guy who owned the jewelry (which, just so you're up to date, was mostly watches and some sunglasses) called the police, the police questioned Lindsay, they investigated, she officially became a suspect, and now the charges have been dropped. Because nothing was stolen. Because - wait for it - according to the owner of the jewelry, when it comes to Li...
Hey, do you like to laugh and feel feelings at the same time? Then this is for you!
You guys know about Flight of the Conchords. I know you do. And if you don't, please just nod and go along with me and then slip off to YouTube to watch one of the best bands you'll ever hope to see. Even if you do know about them, it's probably a good idea to just take a break in your day to catch up with them. Are we all good now? Yes? All right.
While we all know about Flight of the Conchords now, we might not all know about Red Nose Day, especially those of us who don't keep up with various charities around the world. If you didn't know about it, it's ok, because you're here now. Red Nose Day is a charity that finances research on childhood illnesses. You can find more about them over here.
Now, here's where we get to the actual story. Flight of the Conchords did a song to raise money for Red Nose Day in the most adorable way imaginable. Go ahead and watch that video. Ok, now do it a couple more times. Are you convinced that these are some of the best dudes around? Awesome.
You can buy the song on iTunes, which would probably be a sweet gesture. After all, these kids need to fill a house with money. Don't be stingy. />
Hey, do you like to laugh and feel feelings at the same time? Then this is for you!
You guys know about Flight of the Conchords. I know you do. And if you don't, please just nod and go along with me and then slip off to YouTube to watch one of the best bands you'll ever hope to see. Even if you do know about them, it's probably a good idea to just take a break in your day to catch up with them. Are we all good now? Yes? All right.
While we all know about Flight of the Conchords now,...
This is just wonderful. No really, I mean it, I think this is fantastic. Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell, the very best Spice Girl? That's amazing, that's what this is.
The two reportedly started dating after this summer's Olympics, where they both performed in the closing ceremony. Well, after they both performed in the closing ceremony and then Russell broke up with his girlfriend so he could get with Geri (and her friends, natch).
Here, just check out the lovely details:
One close pal of Russell said: “Things are gettin...
From the New York Post:
Taylor Swift is so smitten with Conor Kennedy that, after leaving him in Massachusetts to head back to Nashville, she missed him so desperately she sent a jet to pick him up from the Kennedy home.
Sources exclusively tell Page Six that country superstar Swift left the Kennedy family compound in Hyannis Port alone just over a week ago to go to Nashville to work and promote her new single, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.”
But one source said, “Taylor mis...
From The Daily Mail:
He may have thought the worst of the Vegas ordeal was behind him as he tries to distance himself back in the UK from his partying antics. But one lone source has claimed the nude strip billiards picture of the Prince is nothing compared with the rest of the story.
A single quote from an anonymous source, used by celebrity blogger Norm Clark on his Las Vegas gossip page, says: "Something pretty gigantic" is involved; something more serious than "strip billiards."
The ...
Well, you know what they say. Haters gonna hate. Players gonna play. Flop Lip gonna flop. Sunrise, sunset. Just another day in the life.
What I'm saying is that Lindsay Lohan cannot stop breaking laws, and, as such, she cannot stop being named a suspect for breaking those laws. And that's exactly what's happening now.
Let's catch up real quick, all right? We all know that Lindsay stole a bunch of jewelry at a house party last week. Allegedly. Police asked her some routine questio...
Michelle Duggar is 46 years old. Jim Bob Duggar is 47 years old. They have 19 children. Their youngest child was born three months premature and weighed one pound, six ounces. Michelle did have another pregnancy, but she miscarried.
Are we all caught up? Yes? Then let's hear all about how these two want more kids:
Michelle Duggar is not pregnant again — yet — but her husband Jim Bob Duggar just said on national television that the parents of 19 have fun trying to make more bab...
Definitely Victoria, right? Somebody spilled something on one of her little Gucci dresses back in the day and she tried to claw a girl's eyes out. Ooh, or maybe it was Ginger Spice. She always was the fiery one, you know? Or it could be Scary Spice. You know, because of "scary."
But who was it really? Which two of our darling Spice Girls once got so angry at each other that they resorted to throwing punches? Any combination is hard to imagine, of course, but since it did happen, can you guess which girls were inv...
“I raise them in total honesty so they’ll never have any resentment or harbor resentment when they grow up…they do [know] to a certain degree…they do not know the total details, but I raise them in total honesty. They’re totally desensitized…our experiences allowed all of us to pull out strengths we didn’t know we possess.”
That's what Octomom said when asked if her children know about her latest career moves. And I just ... ugh.
But really, how would you even handle this ...
Poor Prince Harry. Imagine not even being able to play a simple game of strip billiards without having the photos leaked and everyone getting all up in your business. Honestly, if a man can't go to Vegas and get naked with some girls under the pretense of playing pool, then what has the world even come to?
But things aren't all bad. Thanks to the leaked photos, Harry has gotten offers from Playgirl (one million dollars for dick pics) AND Chippendales (this one's a job opportunity, so there's n...
It's about time, right? I feel like I wake up to a new tale of Amanda Bynes' driving hijinks at least once a week, and it's because I do. This girl has spent her whole entire summer being a menace behind the wheel, but you know what? It looks like justice is just about to be served. Finally.
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes is no longer in the clear for an alleged hit-and-run back in April -- TMZ has learned the L.A. City Attorney is taking a new look at that case because of Amanda's other hit-and-run earlier t...
OK, YOU GOT ME. Because while the dress that Mary-Louise Parker is wearing here is pretty awful, it's not really all that remarkable. Usually when I ask you guys to love or leave something, I think it's unbelievably awesome or that it should be burned in a fire immediately, but this dress doesn't fall into either of those categories. No, it's just simply not all that cute.
But you guys. No, listen, you guys. We have to talk about Mary-Louise Parker.
I've always thought she was wonde...
Ok, listen. Lindsay Lohan stole $100,000 worth of jewelry at that house party. She definitely did that. That absolutely happened. And the guy who owned the jewelry (which, just so you're up to date, was mostly watches and some sunglasses) called the police, the police questioned Lindsay, they investigated, she officially became a suspect, and now the charges have been dropped. Because nothing was stolen. Because - wait for it - according to the owner of the jewelry, when it comes to Li...
This is just wonderful. No really, I mean it, I think this is fantastic. Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell, the very best Spice Girl? That's amazing, that's what this is.
The two reportedly started dating after this summer's Olympics, where they both performed in the closing ceremony. Well, after they both performed in the closing ceremony and then Russell broke up with his girlfriend so he could get with Geri (and her friends, natch).
Here, just check out the lovely details:
One close pal of Russell said: “Things are gettin...
From the New York Post:
Taylor Swift is so smitten with Conor Kennedy that, after leaving him in Massachusetts to head back to Nashville, she missed him so desperately she sent a jet to pick him up from the Kennedy home.
Sources exclusively tell Page Six that country superstar Swift left the Kennedy family compound in Hyannis Port alone just over a week ago to go to Nashville to work and promote her new single, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.”
But one source said, “Taylor mis...
From The Daily Mail:
He may have thought the worst of the Vegas ordeal was behind him as he tries to distance himself back in the UK from his partying antics. But one lone source has claimed the nude strip billiards picture of the Prince is nothing compared with the rest of the story.
A single quote from an anonymous source, used by celebrity blogger Norm Clark on his Las Vegas gossip page, says: "Something pretty gigantic" is involved; something more serious than "strip billiards."
The ...
Well, you know what they say. Haters gonna hate. Players gonna play. Flop Lip gonna flop. Sunrise, sunset. Just another day in the life.
What I'm saying is that Lindsay Lohan cannot stop breaking laws, and, as such, she cannot stop being named a suspect for breaking those laws. And that's exactly what's happening now.
Let's catch up real quick, all right? We all know that Lindsay stole a bunch of jewelry at a house party last week. Allegedly. Police asked her some routine questio...
Michelle Duggar is 46 years old. Jim Bob Duggar is 47 years old. They have 19 children. Their youngest child was born three months premature and weighed one pound, six ounces. Michelle did have another pregnancy, but she miscarried.
Are we all caught up? Yes? Then let's hear all about how these two want more kids:
Michelle Duggar is not pregnant again — yet — but her husband Jim Bob Duggar just said on national television that the parents of 19 have fun trying to make more bab...
Definitely Victoria, right? Somebody spilled something on one of her little Gucci dresses back in the day and she tried to claw a girl's eyes out. Ooh, or maybe it was Ginger Spice. She always was the fiery one, you know? Or it could be Scary Spice. You know, because of "scary."
But who was it really? Which two of our darling Spice Girls once got so angry at each other that they resorted to throwing punches? Any combination is hard to imagine, of course, but since it did happen, can you guess which girls were inv...
“I raise them in total honesty so they’ll never have any resentment or harbor resentment when they grow up…they do [know] to a certain degree…they do not know the total details, but I raise them in total honesty. They’re totally desensitized…our experiences allowed all of us to pull out strengths we didn’t know we possess.”
That's what Octomom said when asked if her children know about her latest career moves. And I just ... ugh.
But really, how would you even handle this ...
Poor Prince Harry. Imagine not even being able to play a simple game of strip billiards without having the photos leaked and everyone getting all up in your business. Honestly, if a man can't go to Vegas and get naked with some girls under the pretense of playing pool, then what has the world even come to?
But things aren't all bad. Thanks to the leaked photos, Harry has gotten offers from Playgirl (one million dollars for dick pics) AND Chippendales (this one's a job opportunity, so there's n...
It's about time, right? I feel like I wake up to a new tale of Amanda Bynes' driving hijinks at least once a week, and it's because I do. This girl has spent her whole entire summer being a menace behind the wheel, but you know what? It looks like justice is just about to be served. Finally.
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes is no longer in the clear for an alleged hit-and-run back in April -- TMZ has learned the L.A. City Attorney is taking a new look at that case because of Amanda's other hit-and-run earlier t...
OK, YOU GOT ME. Because while the dress that Mary-Louise Parker is wearing here is pretty awful, it's not really all that remarkable. Usually when I ask you guys to love or leave something, I think it's unbelievably awesome or that it should be burned in a fire immediately, but this dress doesn't fall into either of those categories. No, it's just simply not all that cute.
But you guys. No, listen, you guys. We have to talk about Mary-Louise Parker.
I've always thought she was wonde...