In a startling turn of events, it appears that Lady Gaga's latest Vogue cover was Photoshopped. This unsettling news was discovered when new photos and a video were released of Gaga on the set of the Photoshoot, looking marginally larger than she did on the cover itself, and not because of common sense. Take a look at this STARTLING photo:
And this one!
And the video:
This is what Lady Gaga actually looks like, and if you look up at the very top, you can see what Vogue ...
Do you see that photo? Ok, now you see that douchebag in the top row wearing the white cowboy hat? That would be John Mayer. And, as you can see, that raven-haired lady to his left (our right, you guys, I'm not talking about the girl in the polka dot dress with the drunk face) is none other than Katy Perry. This picture was taken last night at a music festival in L.A. BOOM.
And here's another blurry picture from some girl on Twitter, just in case there are any doubters among us:
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First of all, HAHAHAHAHAHA. And second of all, HA.
Courtney Stodden wants to pose for Playboy. We know that because she tweeted a tweet last night that said "no to porn, yes to Playboy," and then a winky face and some x's. Just by reading that, one would think that she's already signed on to do the Playboy shoot, right?
Wrong! TMZ apparently has some "Playboy sources," and here's what they had to say about the whole affair:
According to our Playboy sources, no offer has been made t...
In the real world, when you send a photographer to the hospital with your tiny fists of rage, you go to jail. At the very least, you get thoroughly questioned by police, especially when you're an 18-year-old boy with obvious attitude problems. But Justin Bieber doesn't live in the real world, so when he assaulted that photographer, it was basically no big deal. Until now.
From TMZ:
Cops want to chitchat with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez about an alleged brawl with a photog back in May ... TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the st...
From Us Weekly:
For years, Taylor Swift has harbored a not-so-secret infatuation with her new boyfriend Conor Kennedy's iconic family. "She's obsessed with the family," a pal tells Us Weekly. One insider adds that Conor's cousin Ted Kennedy Jr. even calls the country crooner a "Kennedy groupie!"
The 22-year-old "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" singer first grew enamored while watching the 2011 miniseries The Kennedys, then began collecting memorabilia for her Nashville and Beverly Hills pa...
Hey, friends! If you have a low tolerance for bullshit, you might want skip over this story. On the other hand, if you're a big fan of Victoria Jackson's political nonsense, this is the story for you!
Because, ok. Ugh. That Todd Akin thing. I'm sure many of you guys know about it already, but just to recap, Todd Akin is this Republican Senate nominee in Missouri, and he, of course, has strong feelings about abortion. Basically, he doesn't like it, and he doesn't want anyone partaking in...
But really, that's a thing that Seal actually said. Like, in real life. Seal is claiming that Heidi Klum destroyed their marriage because of her decision to "fornicate with the help." Good lord.
Let's back it up though for a minute, all right? There are these new pictures of Heidi on a beach with her bodyguard of four years, Martin Kristen. And they were playing around with her kids, and, like, sitting next to each other and stuff. In one of the pictures, the guy went in for a one-arme...
From Hollywood Life:
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are at war over Kim and Kanye West’s upcoming reality show. Kim wants the show to focus on her relationship with Kanye and their adventures in the fashion and music world. But Kris is demanding that she have complete creative control over the show, and wants it to be full of drama and chaos to pull in top ratings!
A friend of the Kardashian family tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY, “It’s not pretty! Kim is sick and tired of Kris t...
A puppy! No, wait, that was her creepy husband's gift. Ooh, no, they gave her the chance to be immortalized on film forever! Shoot, no, that gift was from porn companies, far and wide. So what did Courtney's parents give their beautiful daughter on her 18th birthday?
A divorce! Yay!
The day after Courtney's special day, her mom, Krista, decided it was time to make a statement about the state of her marriage. Here it is, because I know everyone cares so much:
"After being separated for a year, Alex and I are in the process of a divorce. In truth, we've been living s...
What you're looking at is a photo of Justin Bieber, world renowned badass, Selena Gomez, most tolerant girlfriend ever, and Selena Gomez's dad, that lucky dude sandwiched in the middle. The photo was taken on the set of Selena's new movie, Feed the Dog. As you can see, Justin, being the badass he is, is pointing a prop gun at Selena's dad. And people are so mad about it.
I definitely get the idea behind the uproar. People are angry because Justin Bieber is so popular, and, you know, so are guns...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Taylor Swift is storming her way into Camelot, already making plans to marry 18-year-old Conor Kennedy and have his child as quickly as possible. Swift is obsessed with becoming the next Jackie Kennedy, say sources. And while she’s close to Ethel Kennedy, other members of the powerful dynasty are ready to go to war with Swift to keep her out of the family.
“It’s World War III. Many of the Kennedys loathe Taylor and don’t want anything to do ...
Well, ok, this is a little more complicated than that, but I can't really put the story in the headline, now can I? So let me break it down for you here: people really need to start planning the promotional tour for Breaking Dawn Part 2. At the moment, they're holding off to see if Rob and Kristen can reconcile just in time for a lovely, happy ending of a movie premiere, but it really doesn't look like that's going to happen. And if they don't make up soon, then Kristen's going to be repl...