Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Blind Item: Which Singer Has A Problem with Crack?

A photo of Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga From Blind Gossip: Which singer needs to curb her use of crack? This lady needs to look after that voice! You probably couldn't tell by that extremely subtle picture I made up there, but it sounds to me like this blind item is either about Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga. Christina Aguilera has been a big ol' mess lately, and the part about "that voice" seems like it could be a pretty big clue, you know, because she's on that show The Voice. But on the other hand, the first part of that...

New BFF Alert: Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff If you've been keeping up with gossip for a great long while, or if you read Tiger Beat during lunch in middle school because the principal decided it was a great idea to have assigned seating that switched every week so all the students could mingle with each other which sounded like an ok idea until you had to sit with the class douchebag who made crude remarks about your love for Harry Potter and something about Hedwig, a wand, and your vagina, you might remember that Hilary Duff and Linds...

Kanye Has Been Writing Songs About Kim for Years

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Earlier this year, Kanye released a song called "Theraflu", which actually said "I fell in love with Kim." Then, more recently, he let us in on the fact that he'd written a new song called "Perfect Bitch," also for Kim. But guys. He's been at this for literal years. Sources "extremely close" to Kanye (so, Kim?) are saying that he's been "obsessed" with Kim for years, and that he's written several references to Kim in his songs. For instance, a song from 2009, "Knock You Down," has this verse: Tell me n...

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Are Getting A Divorce

A photo of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett From People: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are calling it quits. The comedic stars, who wed in August 2003, are ending their marriage, a rep for both actors confirms to PEOPLE. The pair have seen happier times. In 2005, the Parks and Recreation star, 40, told PEOPLE, "He makes me feel very safe. You can have a lot of adventures if you have someone by your side." Arnett, 42, who currently stars on NBC's Up All Night, said that he "immediately had a talent crush" on Poehler. "T...

Who Is Taylor Swift’s New Song About?

A photo of Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Oh, of course. Of course Taylor Swift's shitty new song would be about Jake Gyllenhaal. Who, if you'll please remember, she dated two years ago for about a month. I can't even believe this girl sometimes. From Us Weekly via Celebitchy: Taylor Swift is never, ever, ever getting back together with . . . Jake Gyllenhaal. Sources tell Hot Stuff the singer’s latest hit is influenced by her 2010 fling with the actor, 31. “It’s definitely about Jake,” an insider says. In “We Are Never Ever G...

Rejoice, For Amanda Bynes Has A Suspended License!

A photo of Amanda Bynes The moment we have been calling for all summer is finally upon us. Drivers, pedestrians, and basically every single person living in and around Los Angeles, fear no longer, for you are safe from the horror known as Amanda Bynes. Basically, it turns out that you have to be formally charged with TWO hit-and-runs to have your license taken away. Who knew? From TMZ: Amanda Bynes has been banned from the roads ... because the DMV just suspended her driver's license. According to the L.A....

Love It or Leave It, Officially: Rihanna’s New Hair

A photo of Rihanna As you can see in that photo above, and as it was briefly talked about an hour ago, Rihanna has cut all her hair off. And it looks SO CUTE. Rihanna showed off her new, adorable hair when she made her way to a rehearsal for tonight's VMAs. Which are happening tonight, as we said, and which Sarah is liveblogging. Tune in! But hey, another reason why I wanted to show you Rihanna's new hair - which, in case you were wondering, is still incredibly, amazingly awesome - is that we've been having such a...

Kristen Stewart Is Still Wearing Robert Pattinson’s Clothes

A photo of Kristen Stewart Girl. Stop. Yes, this a photo of Kristen Stewart sadly stumbling through the airport yesterday, presumably to travel to Toronto so she can participate on that On the Road premiere she's so not looking forward to. Oh, and she's wearing Robert Pattinson's clothes. Again. Check it out: At this point, it's just getting sad. Or wait, we passed sad a while back, didn't we? So it's just starting to get weird. I mean, I can understand wallowing around in your ex's clothes after he broke you...

Taylor Swift Is Already A Kennedy, Says A Kennedy

A photo of Taylor Swift From TMZ: Taylor Swift has ALREADY been accepted as a member of the Kennedy family ... so says former U.S. Representative Patrick Kennedy ... who tells TMZ the family is THRILLED she's dating Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s son. TMZ was out in Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday when we ran into Rep. Kennedy ... and asked him how he felt about 18-year-old Conor Kennedy's blossoming relationship with the 22-year-old singer. "We love Taylor Swift ... she's been a great friend and we're happy for C...

Chad Ochocinco Got This Great New Tattoo

A photo of Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada I'm just going to go ahead and tell you right now that I haven't been following this Chad Ochocinco fellow all that closely. I've probably heard of him before, but the first time I ever really paid attention was when Sarah told us all about how he headbutted his wife right in the head and how she subsequently filed for divorce. I've read a couple of things since then, like how he got fired and how his mistresses have started coming forward, but for the most part, I've been ignoring this who...

Emma Watson Is Growing Out Her Hair Because of Dudes

A photo of Emma Watson On Monday, Sarah shared a bunch of quotes from darling Emma Watson's interview with Glamour, and we all felt a bunch of warm fuzzies for our dear Hermione Granger. But a new quote is making the rounds now, and I think it's pretty interesting. See, Emma made the decision to start growing out her adorable pixie cut when a bunch of douchebag dudes told her it didn't look good: "If I had it my way, I would have just kept it short forever. Of course, men like long hair. There's no two ways about it. The maj...

Quotables: Shia LaBeouf Talks About Carey Mulligan, Who He Broke Up with Two Years Ago

A photo of Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf "Carey is not just an actress, she is a great human being, a sweet girl and super intelligent. Our thing came down to not having compatible work/lifestyles. We were always travelling, and had sensibility differences that weren't conducive to living with one another. I'm harder on myself and my surroundings than she is, and we had a culture shock in terms of meeting her parents and vice versa. Sensibilities, cultures, histories. There were differences, that's all. "She's happy as hell right now, ...