Ok, that picture up there is a photo of Lady Gaga's new hairstyle. And I know, I know, it looks the same as the old hairstyle. And it does. But wait.
Here's the back:
And here's the caption she gave with that photo on Twitter, proving that she was drunk and/or high (on crack?) when she shaved the back of her head:
I did it for u Terry. I'm sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high
And here's the part where I'm kind of a bitch: when Gaga said that sh...
This is hard. I love Jennifer Lawrence, ok? You guys know that. I love her. I think she's a very talented actress, and I think that she seems like a cool, fun person. She's wonderful. But that doesn't mean her styling is always wonderful.
Please don't hate me, you guys, but I don't like this dress one bit. The shape of it is ok, but those colors? Those colors are awful. The same goes for the hair and the makeup. I actually like Jennifer's dark hair better than the blonde, but this whole hairstyle, the totally flat ironed, limp, stick-straight h...
"I love changing diapers, I love it. I love every moment of it, it’s so beautiful. I love it all.”
You guys! Oh my gosh, you guys, did you hear what Beyonce said? She said that she loves changing diapers! Beyonce loves poop! Guys, did you hear? Beyonce said she loves poop!
Ok, but really, I get what she's saying here. She's so excited to be a mom that everything is beautiful and amazing, even dirty diapers. And that's sweet, it is. I just figured that instead of pretending to believe that Beyonce changes her kid's diaper all the time with no help whatsoever, I'd have a little fun with t...
I don't want to be too bold, but I'm fairly certain that I just read the greatest Kim Kardashian interview that ever lived. It has everything: Kim defends her fame, her unabashed love of money, and her wedding. Oh, and she also also compares herself to an 18-year-old with cancer. Because of course she did.
Let's just get to the excerpts, all right?
Here's Kim at a photo shoot: Kardashian frowns at her phone. "You guys," she says, "what should I say? You guys?" There is a moment's hush; Kardashi...
As you can see, Chris Brown has a new tattoo. You see it, right? It's that big ol' face on the side of his neck. To me, it looks like a sleepy drag queen with shit smeared all over her face, but to other people, it looks like Rihanna. Huh.
According to sources "really close to Chris," the lady depicted on Chris' neck is just "a random woman," but according to me, I don't really care. I just wanted to show you guys this hilarious tattoo so we could all roll our eyes at Chris Brown thi...
That's got to be it, right? She's just addicted to driving around and hitting people with her car. She's not into meth (probably) or coke (maybe), no, her drug of choice is the powerful hit-and-run. That's why she's gotten into so many accidents this summer, and that's why she had her license suspended. And that's why she's still driving around even though she had her license suspended.
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes was pulled over in L.A. last night after her driver's license was suspended -- but...
No, I know what you're thinking. It's probably either "why are we talking about Peaches Geldof?" or "when did Peaches Geldof become a mom?" or "who is Peaches Geldof?" or if you're more in the know, you might just be wondering why I said that Peaches Geldof is a great mom. And those are all very, very fair questions.
Peaches is famous because she's the daughter of other famous people, but also because she's a hot mess. She became a mom back in April when she gave birth to a little boy t...
But real quick, can I just say that I absolutely love this photo of Kanye and Kim? Because I really, really do. I think it's just too adorable, and I think that if this couple was any other couple, everyone else would find it adorable too.
Ok, but let's get back to the story at hand, which is that before Kanye was one half of Kimye, he used to have sex with other ladies while watching Kim's sex tape. "Multiple sources with first-hand knowledge of the situation" have told TMZ that Kanye us...
You guys! You know how Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence have been total enemies since the Hunger Games movie got so popular? You remember, there was the time where Kristen was "nervous" and "very insecure" over the possibility of losing roles to Jennifer, and there was the time that Jennifer was a total bitch about Kristen's cheating scandal. They've been feuding for months now. It's all very, very serious.
Except not at all, because none of that is or ever was true. No, the two ...
Well, this part is pretty simple: a celebrity got this huge tattoo right under her boobs. And now you guess who it is.
Or, ok, I'll give you a couple clues, if you need them. This lady is no stranger to tattoos, and we're definitely not strangers to discussing her tattoos. We're actually not strangers to discussing many aspects of her life. You already know who it is, don't you?
Read More...
From People:
A source confirms to PEOPLE that the couple tied the knot Sunday night at Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, S.C., just outside of Charleston.
The reception took place in a white tent at the plantation on Sunday evening. Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine), a good friend of the Gossip Girl star, performed three songs live, and there was also a deejay who spun tunes. PEOPLE also confirmed that a cake was being driven down from Virginia for the event.
Lively's mot...
Oh my god, you didn't think I was serious, did you? I mean, Lindsay did technically discuss economics with President Obama, but it wasn't like she flew down to the convention and had lunch with him or anything. No, Lindsay's influence exists only on Twitter, and then only on Twitter in tweets that she deletes soon after posting without (obviously) ever getting a response.
But either way, I think this is just great. I laughed so, so hard, and after I saw this screencap I went to read all of...
Ok, that picture up there is a photo of Lady Gaga's new hairstyle. And I know, I know, it looks the same as the old hairstyle. And it does. But wait.
Here's the back:
And here's the caption she gave with that photo on Twitter, proving that she was drunk and/or high (on crack?) when she shaved the back of her head:
I did it for u Terry. I'm sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high
And here's the part where I'm kind of a bitch: when Gaga said that sh...
This is hard. I love Jennifer Lawrence, ok? You guys know that. I love her. I think she's a very talented actress, and I think that she seems like a cool, fun person. She's wonderful. But that doesn't mean her styling is always wonderful.
Please don't hate me, you guys, but I don't like this dress one bit. The shape of it is ok, but those colors? Those colors are awful. The same goes for the hair and the makeup. I actually like Jennifer's dark hair better than the blonde, but this whole hairstyle, the totally flat ironed, limp, stick-straight h...
"I love changing diapers, I love it. I love every moment of it, it’s so beautiful. I love it all.”
You guys! Oh my gosh, you guys, did you hear what Beyonce said? She said that she loves changing diapers! Beyonce loves poop! Guys, did you hear? Beyonce said she loves poop!
Ok, but really, I get what she's saying here. She's so excited to be a mom that everything is beautiful and amazing, even dirty diapers. And that's sweet, it is. I just figured that instead of pretending to believe that Beyonce changes her kid's diaper all the time with no help whatsoever, I'd have a little fun with t...
I don't want to be too bold, but I'm fairly certain that I just read the greatest Kim Kardashian interview that ever lived. It has everything: Kim defends her fame, her unabashed love of money, and her wedding. Oh, and she also also compares herself to an 18-year-old with cancer. Because of course she did.
Let's just get to the excerpts, all right?
Here's Kim at a photo shoot: Kardashian frowns at her phone. "You guys," she says, "what should I say? You guys?" There is a moment's hush; Kardashi...
As you can see, Chris Brown has a new tattoo. You see it, right? It's that big ol' face on the side of his neck. To me, it looks like a sleepy drag queen with shit smeared all over her face, but to other people, it looks like Rihanna. Huh.
According to sources "really close to Chris," the lady depicted on Chris' neck is just "a random woman," but according to me, I don't really care. I just wanted to show you guys this hilarious tattoo so we could all roll our eyes at Chris Brown thi...
That's got to be it, right? She's just addicted to driving around and hitting people with her car. She's not into meth (probably) or coke (maybe), no, her drug of choice is the powerful hit-and-run. That's why she's gotten into so many accidents this summer, and that's why she had her license suspended. And that's why she's still driving around even though she had her license suspended.
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes was pulled over in L.A. last night after her driver's license was suspended -- but...
No, I know what you're thinking. It's probably either "why are we talking about Peaches Geldof?" or "when did Peaches Geldof become a mom?" or "who is Peaches Geldof?" or if you're more in the know, you might just be wondering why I said that Peaches Geldof is a great mom. And those are all very, very fair questions.
Peaches is famous because she's the daughter of other famous people, but also because she's a hot mess. She became a mom back in April when she gave birth to a little boy t...
But real quick, can I just say that I absolutely love this photo of Kanye and Kim? Because I really, really do. I think it's just too adorable, and I think that if this couple was any other couple, everyone else would find it adorable too.
Ok, but let's get back to the story at hand, which is that before Kanye was one half of Kimye, he used to have sex with other ladies while watching Kim's sex tape. "Multiple sources with first-hand knowledge of the situation" have told TMZ that Kanye us...
You guys! You know how Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence have been total enemies since the Hunger Games movie got so popular? You remember, there was the time where Kristen was "nervous" and "very insecure" over the possibility of losing roles to Jennifer, and there was the time that Jennifer was a total bitch about Kristen's cheating scandal. They've been feuding for months now. It's all very, very serious.
Except not at all, because none of that is or ever was true. No, the two ...
Well, this part is pretty simple: a celebrity got this huge tattoo right under her boobs. And now you guess who it is.
Or, ok, I'll give you a couple clues, if you need them. This lady is no stranger to tattoos, and we're definitely not strangers to discussing her tattoos. We're actually not strangers to discussing many aspects of her life. You already know who it is, don't you?
Read More...
From People:
A source confirms to PEOPLE that the couple tied the knot Sunday night at Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, S.C., just outside of Charleston.
The reception took place in a white tent at the plantation on Sunday evening. Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine), a good friend of the Gossip Girl star, performed three songs live, and there was also a deejay who spun tunes. PEOPLE also confirmed that a cake was being driven down from Virginia for the event.
Lively's mot...
Oh my god, you didn't think I was serious, did you? I mean, Lindsay did technically discuss economics with President Obama, but it wasn't like she flew down to the convention and had lunch with him or anything. No, Lindsay's influence exists only on Twitter, and then only on Twitter in tweets that she deletes soon after posting without (obviously) ever getting a response.
But either way, I think this is just great. I laughed so, so hard, and after I saw this screencap I went to read all of...