Police seem to have a good head on their shoulders, because I think that if I lived in L.A., I would be terrified to drive anywhere. Amanda Bynes is a menace to society and she won't stop drinking and smoking and driving (and getting tacos!) until we as a people do something about it.
In the meantime, cops really are scared of her:
Cops are alarmed by the pics we posted today showing Amanda Bynes behind the wheel and smoking what appears to be pot -- and several patrol officers tell us they're now on alert because they fear her driving habits have tur...
Allegedly, guys. Ryan Gosling is allegedly shopping for an engagement ring. It's not real, ok? We can read this story and then climb back into our fantasy world, but it's not real. It just can't be. Shhhhh.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Wedding bells are finally set to ring for Eva Mendes after Ryan Gosling won a hard-fought campaign to get the marriage-shy sexpot to settle down and start a family. A year into their romance, Ryan has begun shopping for an engagement ring ...
From TMZ:
Dina Lohan tells TMZ ... she had NOT BEEN DRINKING before her interview with Dr. Phil ... and blames the editing for making her appear intoxicated.
The interview -- set to air on Monday -- was taped several months ago ... and a new promo for the episode features a seemingly confused Dina acting bizarre .. and many people suspect she was blitzed.
In fact, the promo features a clip in which Dina's ex-hubby Michael Lohan asks Phil if Dina had been drinking before the interview...
When our friends at Celebitchy posted this video and said that Dina Lohan was "completely wasted," I'll admit that I was a little skeptical. I mean, of course it's not a stretch to think that Dina Lohan could be wasted at all, ever, in any situation, but I didn't think that Dina would get that drunk for an interview with Dr. Phil.
Was I wrong? Boy, was I ever.
Just look at that blatant display of drunkeness, with such strong hints of not giving a f-ck. Is this how she copes with the knowledge that she's released Lindsay into this world, or is her zany behavior part of why Lindsay is the lovable trainwreck that she is? Do you think she realizes that she just made Michael Lohan look like the most stable Lohan? Why have I never watched Dr. Phil before, if he's such a sassy bastard?
I hope at least some of these questions will be addressed during the interview, which airs on Monday. Even if they don't, how could you resist an hour of this? />
When our friends at Celebitchy posted this video and said that Dina Lohan was "completely wasted," I'll admit that I was a little skeptical. I mean, of course it's not a stretch to think that Dina Lohan could be wasted at all, ever, in any situation, but I didn't think that Dina would get that drunk for an interview with Dr. Phil.
Was I wrong? Boy, was I ever.
Just look at that blatant display of drunkeness, with such strong hints of not giving a f-ck. Is this how she copes with the knowledge that she's released Lindsay into this world, or is her zany behavior part of why L...
"I love boobs. Me and the other Spice Girls are always having a feel of each other’s – Geri came up behind me and grabbed mine the other day."
- Scary Spice lets us in on what goes on, and presumably what went on, behind the closed doors of that fabulous Spice Girls tour bus.
But really, who doesn't love boobs? Seriously, who doesn't? Because whether it's because of a sexual attraction or for aesthetic reasons, or even just because they're fun to poke and squish, I've never heard of ...
Come on, you knew it was going to be her. Let's not waste any time with these guessing games and get right into Amanda Bynes's Magical Day.
On Tuesday, Amanda was spotted "driving aimlessly for hours," which totally sounds like her, right? I mean, she's being charged with a couple of misdemeanors and she has that suspended license, so what else is she going to do but drive around aimlessly for hours?
Drive around aimlessly for hours and smoke weed.
[image removed on request]
And ...
And they had a drink and some food and a perfectly lovely time. What a lame joke, right?
But, as you can see in that video, Emma Watson herself confirms that Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrencedid finally meet and make friends, and also that "they’re both lovely. They’re both super, super sweet.”
So yeah, no cat fights or screaming matches or thrown drinks or boyfriend stealing. Just dinner and drinks. Is everything we've ever been told a lie? />
And they had a drink and some food and a perfectly lovely time. What a lame joke, right?
But, as you can see in that video, Emma Watson herself confirms that Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence did finally meet and make friends, and also that "they’re both lovely. They’re both super, super sweet.”
So yeah, no cat fights or screaming matches or thrown drinks or boyfriend stealing. Just dinner and drinks. Is everything we've ever been told a lie?...
Sorry about all the baby stories, friends who aren't into babies. I get on sort of a baby kick every so often though, you know, one of those "oh my goodness, I love babies, they are just so cute, I should have one or two or thirty and play with them forever!" things. This one, I believe was caused by that damn Jersey Shore spin-off, Snooki and J-Woww. Have you seen it? Because personally, I feel like it's better than Jersey Shore. But ANYWAY.
These two babies that you see up there in that photo, being precious and making friends, are not celebr...
Mad because they're so jealous!
But no, people are mad because Jessica Simpson showed everyone a picture of her painfully adorable little baby wearing a bikini when she made her appearance on Katie Couric's new show. I guess because's it's bad or something:
Claude Knights, the director of Kidscape, said yesterday: "It is very disturbing to see a young baby presented to the world wearing a bikini. Celebrity choices carry great influence, as can be seen by the manner in which their accessories and behaviours are copied widely. It is to be hoped that parents will understand that 'baby ...
The "art" that we're talking about, of course, is Chris Brown's new tattoo that may or may not be an image of Rihanna after he assaulted her. He tweeted that quote yesterday, the "I'm an artist and this is art" claptrap, along with "Dia de los Muertos," so yeah, all of you guys who said it was a sugar skull were (perhaps) right.
Chris' rep (bless her heart) also made a little statement to clear up any confusion:
"His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the...
From People:
Underwood visited her hometown animal shelter in Checotah, Okla., this weekend, getting covered in cat hair – on purpose – in the name of adoption.
"Hanging out at the Checotah animal shelter! Anyone want a kitten?" she wrote on Twitter. "I think we have a few!!! Ha ha!"
The singer is a self-professed animal lover and mom to rat terrier Ace and dachshund mix Penny. On Sunday, joined by mom Carole, Underwood stopped by the shelter, which is where she adopted Penny in 2010.
...
Police seem to have a good head on their shoulders, because I think that if I lived in L.A., I would be terrified to drive anywhere. Amanda Bynes is a menace to society and she won't stop drinking and smoking and driving (and getting tacos!) until we as a people do something about it.
In the meantime, cops really are scared of her:
Cops are alarmed by the pics we posted today showing Amanda Bynes behind the wheel and smoking what appears to be pot -- and several patrol officers tell us they're now on alert because they fear her driving habits have tur...
Allegedly, guys. Ryan Gosling is allegedly shopping for an engagement ring. It's not real, ok? We can read this story and then climb back into our fantasy world, but it's not real. It just can't be. Shhhhh.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Wedding bells are finally set to ring for Eva Mendes after Ryan Gosling won a hard-fought campaign to get the marriage-shy sexpot to settle down and start a family. A year into their romance, Ryan has begun shopping for an engagement ring ...
From TMZ:
Dina Lohan tells TMZ ... she had NOT BEEN DRINKING before her interview with Dr. Phil ... and blames the editing for making her appear intoxicated.
The interview -- set to air on Monday -- was taped several months ago ... and a new promo for the episode features a seemingly confused Dina acting bizarre .. and many people suspect she was blitzed.
In fact, the promo features a clip in which Dina's ex-hubby Michael Lohan asks Phil if Dina had been drinking before the interview...
"I love boobs. Me and the other Spice Girls are always having a feel of each other’s – Geri came up behind me and grabbed mine the other day."
- Scary Spice lets us in on what goes on, and presumably what went on, behind the closed doors of that fabulous Spice Girls tour bus.
But really, who doesn't love boobs? Seriously, who doesn't? Because whether it's because of a sexual attraction or for aesthetic reasons, or even just because they're fun to poke and squish, I've never heard of ...
Come on, you knew it was going to be her. Let's not waste any time with these guessing games and get right into Amanda Bynes's Magical Day.
On Tuesday, Amanda was spotted "driving aimlessly for hours," which totally sounds like her, right? I mean, she's being charged with a couple of misdemeanors and she has that suspended license, so what else is she going to do but drive around aimlessly for hours?
Drive around aimlessly for hours and smoke weed.
[image removed on request]
And ...
Sorry about all the baby stories, friends who aren't into babies. I get on sort of a baby kick every so often though, you know, one of those "oh my goodness, I love babies, they are just so cute, I should have one or two or thirty and play with them forever!" things. This one, I believe was caused by that damn Jersey Shore spin-off, Snooki and J-Woww. Have you seen it? Because personally, I feel like it's better than Jersey Shore. But ANYWAY.
These two babies that you see up there in that photo, being precious and making friends, are not celebr...
Mad because they're so jealous!
But no, people are mad because Jessica Simpson showed everyone a picture of her painfully adorable little baby wearing a bikini when she made her appearance on Katie Couric's new show. I guess because's it's bad or something:
Claude Knights, the director of Kidscape, said yesterday: "It is very disturbing to see a young baby presented to the world wearing a bikini. Celebrity choices carry great influence, as can be seen by the manner in which their accessories and behaviours are copied widely. It is to be hoped that parents will understand that 'baby ...
The "art" that we're talking about, of course, is Chris Brown's new tattoo that may or may not be an image of Rihanna after he assaulted her. He tweeted that quote yesterday, the "I'm an artist and this is art" claptrap, along with "Dia de los Muertos," so yeah, all of you guys who said it was a sugar skull were (perhaps) right.
Chris' rep (bless her heart) also made a little statement to clear up any confusion:
"His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the...
From People:
Underwood visited her hometown animal shelter in Checotah, Okla., this weekend, getting covered in cat hair – on purpose – in the name of adoption.
"Hanging out at the Checotah animal shelter! Anyone want a kitten?" she wrote on Twitter. "I think we have a few!!! Ha ha!"
The singer is a self-professed animal lover and mom to rat terrier Ace and dachshund mix Penny. On Sunday, joined by mom Carole, Underwood stopped by the shelter, which is where she adopted Penny in 2010.
...