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Lindsay Isn’t Interested in A Plea Deal Because She’s Innocent

A photo of Lindsay Lohan I mean, of course. None of us really thought that Lindsay actually lied to police then punched someone in the head, right? It just doesn't sound like her. Not that talented, hard working girl we all know and love. And since Lindsay is so obviously innocent, she's planning on rejecting that plea deal that's going to be offered to her. She could go to rehab and avoid jail time, but innocent people don't go to rehab or jail. Innocent people go to Disneyland. Yay, Disneyland! From TMZ: ...

So, Uh, Justin Bieber Wanted You to See His Butt

A photo of Justin Bieber Happy Sunday, you guys! Did you have a good night last night? Did you get into anything wild and crazy? Me, I just went out to buy hair dye and milk and then I watched Just Like Heaven, that romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon where she's in this coma and her spirit has to get Mark Ruffalo to save her with the power of love. But I bet you guys went wild. Oh, this post? Yeah, this is just Justin Bieber showing off his ass. He put it on Instagram. I don't know why, but there it is. I know it's not the whole th...

Quotables: LeAnn Rimes Would Love to Tell You About Her Sex Life

A photo of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian "Have you seen him? [Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it." - LeAnn Rimes needs you to know that she has sex with her husband. Like, a lot. But hey, does this make anyone else kind of uncomfortable? Because I don't like this at all. If it was anyone else, I'd probably just be all "ha ha, whatever" and not give it another thought, but since it's LeAnn, I just get this image of LeAnn walking around the house in lingerie, doing sexy poses to try to get Eddie to n...

We’re Not Going to See The Canyons for A Good Long While

It's ok, you can cry if you need to. I'll wait. Ok? Now that you're a little more stable, we can actually talk about this. See, Lindsay Lohan's brand new movie, The Canyons, is pretty highly anticipated, but for all the wrong reasons. People want to see how bad she's going to be. Because she's going to be really, really bad. This was posted on The Canyon's Facebook page from the director of the film: After the NYT Mag piece, many have asked when the film will be shown. It's going to ...

Octomom Is Stripping for Valentine’s Day

A photo of Nadya Suleman Last summer, Octomom was supposed to do this stripping gig. I mean, she did one, as you can see, but she was supposed to do a different one. She cancelled because one of the employees of the club said that she "must be a little crazy," then the club tried to sue her for backing out of the deal. It was a whole big mess. You remember. But Octomom made a deal with the poor, scorned strip club, and come Valentine's Day, all debts will be paid. With boobs. From TMZ: Octomom's 2013 is sh...

You Feeling OK, Kristen Stewart?

A photo of Kristen Stewart This might surprise you, but that photo of Kristen right there? That's in a magazine. W magazine, even, so you know it's legit. Someone, or probably even a team of people, styled Kristen Stewart like this, a professional photographer took this photo, and a team of people agreed to publish it in a magazine. Isn't that weird? Here's another one: Really, she just looks ill, or maybe drug addicted. I know she doesn't like to wash her hair, but she kind of looks dead inside. Or really, ...

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna Kills It Again

A photo of Rihanna Sometimes when someone says that someone "killed it," they mean it in a good way. Like "oh man, did you see Les Mis? Anne Hathaway killed it!" or "oh, Emily drew another comic strip about Morgan Freeman's freckles?* I bet she killed it!" But right now, I don't mean that. When I say that Rihanna killed it, I mean that she killed the very idea of fashion. She murdered it in cold blood when she decided to put on a dress covered in marijuana leaves, and she desecrated the body when she slipp...

IT’S A BOY!

A photo of Jessica Simpson Well, that sounds like an early headline, doesn't it? But don't worry, everything's fine. It's just that Jessica has gotten to that stage in her pregnancy where the fetus grows its reproductive organs. And it grew boy parts! Apparently, Jess is really excited to have a son: it's her "dream come true." When she was growing up, she always wanted a little brother, and she's just so glad that her daughter Maxwell will be able to have that. That's nice, isn't it? I love when things go well for Jes...

Blind Item: Is Gwyneth Paltrow Having An Affair with Jay-Z?

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay-Z From Blind Gossip: We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us. These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends. The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry. W...

Kris Jenner Won’t Let Kim Kardashian Get That Annulment

A photo of Kim Kardashian Well, goodness gracious! All this time that Kris Humphries has been pushing for an annulment, Kim Kardashian has been perfectly willing to agree to his terms - the marriage was a fraud, y'all - but she hasn't yet. And you know why? It's because Kris Jenner is the worst mom ever, that's why. From Radar: Kim Kardashian is willing to give her estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, an annulment on the grounds that the marriage is fraudulent, but her momager, Kris Jenner, has shot it down because she ...

I Hate Everything About Britney’s Broken Engagement

A photo of Jason Trawick I don't know when I grew so many strong feelings for Britney Spears, but they're definitely there now. I loved her when I was 10 and her first album came out, and I've obviously felt a lot of sympathy for her over these past few years. But it's never been to the point where I felt the need to talk to every single person I know about how horrible her situation is. If you couldn't tell, that's the point that I'm at now. Just listen to this new story from People: The new year has already been f...

Here’s This Portrait of Channing Tatum Made Entirely of Mike & Ikes

A photo of Channing Tatum I love Channing Tatum, ok? I love him to death. I don't think he's, like, the sexiest man alive or anything, but I just think he seems so charming and likable in all his interviews and in all of his movies. My boyfriend agrees, and that's why we've started a Channing Tatum movie collection. That's also why we affectionately refer to him as "The Tater." There's a whole lot of Tater love going on in my house. But you guys, Mike & Ikes? SO GROSS. Ugh, just seeing this portrait - made by pop artis...
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