This is what Lady Gaga wore the other day in London. As you can see, she's wearing a bedazzled burqa with a slew of furry animal tails hanging off it. Oh, and that little clutch she's carrying reads "c-nt." And no one is impressed. Not even a little bit.
She's just trying way, way too hard these days, isn't she? It was sort of interesting when she first hit the scene because it had been a while since someone who dressed so outrageously had become so popular, but now it's just lame and b...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident this morning after allegedly clipping a pedestrian in downtown Manhattan ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when -- at a very low speed -- she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy. That was around 2AM ET.
We're told one of Lindsay's passengers in the SUV got out and checked the car for damage .....
Because, please remember, all Christina Aguilera wants to do is f-ck your body. That's Christina Aguilera who, at some point, decided to become a poor man's Snooki, which is really something to think about. How do you guys think Christina's new album is going to go over?
But as long we we're here, why don't we just go ahead and review all things Christina Aguilera? There's been a few things this girl has gotten into this week, and it's high time we discuss them.
First of all, she's still picking really unflattering clothes:
Because, please remember, all Christina Aguilera wants to do is f-ck your body. That's Christina Aguilera who, at some point, decided to become a poor man's Snooki, which is really something to think about. How do you guys think Christina's new album is going to go over?
But as long we we're here, why don't we just go ahead and review all things Christina Aguilera? There's been a few things this girl has gotten into this week, and it's high time we discuss them.
First of all, she's still picking really unflattering clothes:
Secondly,...
Does anyone else get the idea that Justin Bieber is one of those guys who treats his girlfriend like shit, day in and day out, and then maybe once or twice a year he does something really nice and romantic so that if she ever calls him out on being an asshole, he can go "nuh-uh, babe, I planned a private screening of Titanic"? Because I really, really do.
We've heard a few stories about Justin here being a bad boyfriend, and even though this is a blind item, I'm going to go ahead and add it to the list:
What A list tweener singer told his o...
I didn't, because I had to go to the dentist and beg him to cut this stupid wisdom tooth out of my head (he didn't), and I'm incredibly disappointed. But I have read the quotes and watched the clips, and I think it's safe to say that she was the trainwreck we all expected she would be.
Let's see, there was the time that Dina was telling Dr. Phil about the time that crazy ol' Michael Lohan broke into her house, but she couldn't call the police because "cell phones weren't as inept as they are now so I didn't really have that." It seems like Dr. Phil...
Do you think it's fair to say that it's about time to stop with the comparisons between Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and start with the comparisons between Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes? Or, at the very least, it's time to start forming the theory that Amanda Bynes is the result of some weird time travelling mad scientist who was able to combine the DNA of Lindsay and Britney to form one megabeast known as Amanda Bynes.
For the first little bit, Amanda was certainly channeling Lindsay: the DUI, the ...
Yeah, that community service, the community service he was ordered by a judge to do after he beat Rihanna. He was ordered to do six months' worth of it, and he completed it. OR DID HE?
Chris Brown will have to wait a bit longer before checking in with an L.A. judge regarding how much community service he's performed since he was convicted of felony assault on then-girlfriend Rihanna in 2009.
A court appearance scheduled for Monday has been pushed back a week to allow authorities more time to prepare the singer's probation report.
At issue: The number of hours of community labor — roadside cleanup, ...
Just to be as truthful as possible here, this blind item isn't just about kinky celebrities. The kink is a part of it, but really, this blind item is about a ridiculous celebrity with ridiculous ideas who wants a kinky bad boy and who is willing to give up on her own marriage to get that. That just didn't sound as pithy.
From Blind Gossip:
She has been drinking a lot lately. When she does, she lets out her real feelings about her marriage being a mistake. At a recent party, she began sh...
Poor, poor Taylor Swift. I've been worrying about her ever since her boyfriend started his senior year of high school a couple of weeks ago. All I've been able to do is just keep her in my thoughts and hope that she's able to make it to homecoming, and I feel so powerless.
But there's been no reason to fret, because just this past weekend, Taylor was able to take some time to head to Massachusetts, where she took little Conor Kennedy antiquing!
From People:
As summer winds down, Taylor Swift's work schedule is revving up. And while...
Man, Lindsay sure has been tweeting gold lately, huh? I thought she'd really topped herself when she told us all to fight for our dreams so that we, too, could get really, extremely overpriced purses, but I was wrong. Because if there's just one truth about Lindsay Lohan, it's that she can always, always, manage to top herself.
Here are a couple of tweets that Lindsay sent out last night, right after the news broke that Amanda Bynes's car got impounded:
Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star ha...
You remember, that thing that Kim said last week where she compared her last marriage to cancer. You remember! But here's the quote if you didn't:
“We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are an...
So what stopped the great and powerful Amanda Bynes from driving? It wasn't the suspended license. It wasn't the judge who told her "no, really, you have a suspended license, stop." And of course it wasn't the countless accidents she's had on the road. So what actually worked?
Police pulled Amanda over and physically took her whole car away from her after they ran her license. Oh, and they gave her another misdemeanor, too! Hooray! There's no word on why she was pulled over in the fir...