You guys remember this story, right? When Bobbi Kristina was about nine years old, Whitney took in this 12-year-old boy named Nick. The two lived as brother and sister, and referred to each other as brother and sister, and then earlier this year they started dating, and it was weird. You remember that, surely.
The last we heard about the relationship was that they'd gotten engaged, but that was from shady sources, and it was all the way back in March. I haven't heard all that much about t...
Do you want to hear something really crazy? It's been over a year and a half since Ke$ha has released a new single. It was in February of 2011, that "Blow" nonsense. Last February, guys. We haven't heard a new Ke$ha song on the radio since last year. How have we survived?
Thankfully, we don't have to think about it. Because we have survived, and we are, once again, sucking at the gloriously talented teat that is Ke$ha's music. Get nourished, friends. Drink long and drink hard.
Now, what do you think of the song? For me, it was like experiencing this girl all over again: the song started off, and it was ok, and then she started singing, and it was ok again, and I was like "why do I have such feelings for this girl making mediocre music?" Then she started doing her classic rapping nonsense, and the memories came rushing back. And you guys. It's Ke$ha. Ke$ha's back. Are we even ready for this? />
Do you want to hear something really crazy? It's been over a year and a half since Ke$ha has released a new single. It was in February of 2011, that "Blow" nonsense. Last February, guys. We haven't heard a new Ke$ha song on the radio since last year. How have we survived?
Thankfully, we don't have to think about it. Because we have survived, and we are, once again, sucking at the gloriously talented teat that is Ke$ha's music. Get nourished, friends. Drink long and drink hard.
Now,...
Yep, that sweater right there that Gwyneth herself is modelling. The blue one with the hearts and the elbow patches. It will be $500, please. Or, well, actually $515. But it's part of the GOOP Collection, all right? You're paying for 100% cashmere and impeccable taste. For all that, she's practically giving it away at $515.
But if the $515 is too much for you poor folk, she's got another sweater, and this one is only $485, because Gwyneth understands that times are tough:
And s...
First of all, no. No, Robert Pattinson will not forgive Kristen Stewart if she agrees to marry him, because Robert Pattinson would never be that manipulative and creepy and weird. Sorry, but no, he would not. Sorry to shoot this whole story down before I even tell you guys about it, but it's important not to get too hopeful about this, all right?
Ok, now here's the story:
According to friends close to the pair he’s agreed to give their relationship one more try so long as she considers marrying him.
...
So Chris Brown is on probation. We're all familiar with how that works, right? You break a law, sometimes you go to jail, and sometimes you don't go to jail. Sometimes you do something in between called probation, which is where you have to be extra super special good or you will go to jail. Or at least, that's how it's supposed to work.
Chris Brown smoked weed, took a drug test, failed it, and is still on probation, all because he's a pretty ok dancer:
Chris Brown tested positive fo...
And you know, not because she's such a heavy smoker, and not because sometimes people just get sick. Nope, Lindsay's poor lungs are infected because we're all just so mean and we can't even leave her alone for one minute so she can get her cocktail on and then go for a drive, GOD.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan believes getting arrested is bad for her health ... 'cause she's telling friends the stress from her NYC bust aggravated her pre-existing pneumonia so badly, she had to be hospitalized.
We broke the story ..Lohan ...
No, I know, I was wondering about it too. Last summer, one of the big stories was all about how Arnold Schwarzenegger was this big ol' douchebag, but we really haven't heard all that much about it since. But now he's releasing this autobiography, so he's talking about himself again. And, if you haven't been able to catch my drift yet, let me just spell it out for you: Arnold Schwarzenegger is an asshole.
In case you forgot, here's what went down: Arnold and Maria Shriver split up, and we le...
And doing this awful screamy laugh thing. And letting a strange man dance around her children in his underwear. And also, does that kitchen look familiar? Because it looks a little like the one from her porno, just with different cabinets. Is she living on her porno set?
Even if we don't resolve this burning question, we still got to see Octomom gyrating around, having a more G-rated version of a sexy party. And that, friends, is already more than we deserve. />
And doing this awful screamy laugh thing. And letting a strange man dance around her children in his underwear. And also, does that kitchen look familiar? Because it looks a little like the one from her porno, just with different cabinets. Is she living on her porno set?
Even if we don't resolve this burning question, we still got to see Octomom gyrating around, having a more G-rated version of a sexy party. And that, friends, is already more than we deserve....
From Radar:
Michael Lohan is blasting his ex-wife Dina for wanting to do an interview with TV host Dr. Drew Pinsky after her disastrous appearance on Dr. Phil, and for wanting another shot with Dr. Phil.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lindsay Lohan's mom wants to return to the talk show circuit even though her chat last Monday with Dr. Phil was a train wreck.In a RadarOnline.com exclusive, her ex says he thinks she shouldn’t consider doing another interview with either TV doc.
...
So, how about those Emmys, you guys? Did you watch them? Did you love them? Were you outraged or overjoyed by the results? Or do you not care about all those silly awards, and you're just here for the fashion?
Man, I sure hope it's that last one. Because we're going to talk about dresses right now.
But first of all, before you get too excited, let me just tell you that the fashion last night wasn't all that spectacular. There were some pretty good dresses, and a few mediocre ones, b...
Oh, city of New York. I'm sure that you're not too excited to have that feisty felon, Lindsay Lohan, frolicking around your town, but it's about to get worse. Way, way worse.
Amanda Bynes is among you. Please take appropriate cover.
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes bolted out of L.A. this weekend and thankfully headed to a city where public transportation is readily available ... the Big Apple!
Witnesses who spotted Amanda in NYC tell TMZ ... the actress was aimlessly wandering around mid-town for hours on Satu...
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
They couldn’t even wait for fall break! Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, 18, had only been back at his boarding school for a week when he got a visit from the singer. Why so soon? Swift, fresh off promoting her album in Canada and Brazil, “is obsessed with Conor,” a source tells Hot Stuff of the star, 22. “She writes him love notes!”
The pair skipped the dining hall on Sept. 14th for Taylor’s Tavern & Restaurant, a favorite student date...
You guys remember this story, right? When Bobbi Kristina was about nine years old, Whitney took in this 12-year-old boy named Nick. The two lived as brother and sister, and referred to each other as brother and sister, and then earlier this year they started dating, and it was weird. You remember that, surely.
The last we heard about the relationship was that they'd gotten engaged, but that was from shady sources, and it was all the way back in March. I haven't heard all that much about t...
Yep, that sweater right there that Gwyneth herself is modelling. The blue one with the hearts and the elbow patches. It will be $500, please. Or, well, actually $515. But it's part of the GOOP Collection, all right? You're paying for 100% cashmere and impeccable taste. For all that, she's practically giving it away at $515.
But if the $515 is too much for you poor folk, she's got another sweater, and this one is only $485, because Gwyneth understands that times are tough:
And s...
First of all, no. No, Robert Pattinson will not forgive Kristen Stewart if she agrees to marry him, because Robert Pattinson would never be that manipulative and creepy and weird. Sorry, but no, he would not. Sorry to shoot this whole story down before I even tell you guys about it, but it's important not to get too hopeful about this, all right?
Ok, now here's the story:
According to friends close to the pair he’s agreed to give their relationship one more try so long as she considers marrying him.
...
So Chris Brown is on probation. We're all familiar with how that works, right? You break a law, sometimes you go to jail, and sometimes you don't go to jail. Sometimes you do something in between called probation, which is where you have to be extra super special good or you will go to jail. Or at least, that's how it's supposed to work.
Chris Brown smoked weed, took a drug test, failed it, and is still on probation, all because he's a pretty ok dancer:
Chris Brown tested positive fo...
And you know, not because she's such a heavy smoker, and not because sometimes people just get sick. Nope, Lindsay's poor lungs are infected because we're all just so mean and we can't even leave her alone for one minute so she can get her cocktail on and then go for a drive, GOD.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan believes getting arrested is bad for her health ... 'cause she's telling friends the stress from her NYC bust aggravated her pre-existing pneumonia so badly, she had to be hospitalized.
We broke the story ..Lohan ...
No, I know, I was wondering about it too. Last summer, one of the big stories was all about how Arnold Schwarzenegger was this big ol' douchebag, but we really haven't heard all that much about it since. But now he's releasing this autobiography, so he's talking about himself again. And, if you haven't been able to catch my drift yet, let me just spell it out for you: Arnold Schwarzenegger is an asshole.
In case you forgot, here's what went down: Arnold and Maria Shriver split up, and we le...
From Radar:
Michael Lohan is blasting his ex-wife Dina for wanting to do an interview with TV host Dr. Drew Pinsky after her disastrous appearance on Dr. Phil, and for wanting another shot with Dr. Phil.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lindsay Lohan's mom wants to return to the talk show circuit even though her chat last Monday with Dr. Phil was a train wreck.In a RadarOnline.com exclusive, her ex says he thinks she shouldn’t consider doing another interview with either TV doc.
...
So, how about those Emmys, you guys? Did you watch them? Did you love them? Were you outraged or overjoyed by the results? Or do you not care about all those silly awards, and you're just here for the fashion?
Man, I sure hope it's that last one. Because we're going to talk about dresses right now.
But first of all, before you get too excited, let me just tell you that the fashion last night wasn't all that spectacular. There were some pretty good dresses, and a few mediocre ones, b...
Oh, city of New York. I'm sure that you're not too excited to have that feisty felon, Lindsay Lohan, frolicking around your town, but it's about to get worse. Way, way worse.
Amanda Bynes is among you. Please take appropriate cover.
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes bolted out of L.A. this weekend and thankfully headed to a city where public transportation is readily available ... the Big Apple!
Witnesses who spotted Amanda in NYC tell TMZ ... the actress was aimlessly wandering around mid-town for hours on Satu...
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
They couldn’t even wait for fall break! Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, 18, had only been back at his boarding school for a week when he got a visit from the singer. Why so soon? Swift, fresh off promoting her album in Canada and Brazil, “is obsessed with Conor,” a source tells Hot Stuff of the star, 22. “She writes him love notes!”
The pair skipped the dining hall on Sept. 14th for Taylor’s Tavern & Restaurant, a favorite student date...