Not the Church itself. No, the Church of Scientology just loves Tom Cruise. It's the other, boring old non-famous, non-rich, non-telepathic Scientologists who are getting mad at Tom Cruise.
From Radar:
Some people have marveled at how little Tom Cruise has seen beloved daughter, Suri, since he split from Katie Holmes, but RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal he is getting special treatment from the strict heads of Scientology to even have any contact with her.
"They have already bent the rules for Tom," the former...
IT'S MILEY, Y'ALL.
Following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan (oh dear god), Miley Cyrus is starring in her very own Lifetime movie. However, Miley's deal is a little different than Lindsay's. See, Miley's movie is actually a miniseries, and it will air on both Lifetime and the History Channel. Why? Because Lifetime and the History Channel are both owned by the same company, and Miley's movie is about Bonnie and Clyde.
Let that sink in for a minute. Miley is starring in a Lifetime (...
What a treat, friends. What a nice treat! Two Taylor Swift interviews in one day, can you believe it? In the first one, Taylor discussed falling in love all the time and how "it's not my fault if someone gets into a relationship with me and then cheats and I write a song about it." But in this one, Taylor talks about a time that someone got into a relationship with her and then broke her heart and she wrote a song about it.
I'm talking, of course, about her song, "Dear John." It's a s...
From Radar:
New mom Jessica Simpson has been open about her battle to lose her baby weight, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she was so desperate at one point to get back in shape that she sought out an extreme surgical method to slim down - but was turned down by doctors.
"After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum weight seemed to be growin...
You guys! Drew Barrymore had a little baby girl last Wednesday, isn't that darling? The baby and Drew are both healthy and presumably overjoyed, Drew because she had her baby and the baby for getting to hang out with Drew Barrymore.
Oh, do you want to know the baby's name? It's Olive. Her name is Olive. Thoughts? For me, Olive is one of those names that sound pretty adorable, but I would still never give my own child that name. That's fair, right?
Since I'm having trouble findin...
Ok, the story is a little more complicated than that. See, Paris Hilton is dating this new douchebag (surprise!) named River Viiperi. He's 21 years old, and he's a male model. She's dating a 21-year-old model named River. Is that painting a good picture for you? All right, so Paris took River out to this Vegas club, and they got absolutely wasted. That part isn't in the official story, but I think it's pretty easy to assume that Paris and River partook in some alcoholic beverages.
So they get drunk, and Pa...
Any day I see a new Karl Lagerfeld interview is the best day of my life. He's just such a bitch, and I love it. I probably wouldn't love to know him personally - I probably wouldn't be able to handle having a conversation with him at all - but I love it every single time he says words. He's just so absurd in his bitchiness, you know? It's just a magical experience every single time, and I know that many of you feel the same way.
And with that, I bring you a brand new Karl Lagerfeld interview:
...
I almost titled this story "January Jones Parks in Specially Designated Parking Spots Meant for People Who Have Trouble or Can't Walk Because She Is Dumb And Also Very Inconsiderate," but that sounded like a mouthful and that headline would probably be longer than the story itself. Which, if you couldn't tell by now, is all about how January Jones parked in a handicap spot to pick up her dry cleaning.
Listen. I don't care if there aren't any other parking spots nearby. I don't care if you're...
From People:
When it comes to sharing her heartbreak with the world, Taylor Swift has been anything but shy.
But despite writing songs about failed relationships, Swift, 22, who has enjoyed a summer of love with Conor Kennedy, 18, keeps smiling and remains positive about dating.
The songstress believes in love "even after it explodes into a million pieces and burns down and you're standing in a pile of the ash of what it once was thinking, 'Why did I have to meet this person, why did...
Well, not her new hair, that's not awesome. Look at that mess. And not her new music, either. Ok, so really, the only reason that I'm officially declaring Christina Aguilera's awesomeness is because of this one thing she said in this interview she did with Billboard.
Here's the quote, via Celebitchy:
“I told them during this Lotus recording, ‘You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.’ They need a reminder sometimes that I don’t belong to them. It’s my body. My ...
Know why? Because even though they're back together (or are they?), they're not allowed to have sex. 'Cause a therapist said so. Talk about the perfect way to wrap up their totally bummer summer, right?
From The Mirror:
Troubled Hollywood couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have signed up to a bizarre "no-sex pact" as they battle to save their rocky relationship.
The vampire stars split in July after Kristen, 22, was caught in a clinch with married director Rupert Sanders . But the fiery twosome are back on - just in time for the next Twilight movie premiere - and have enlisted th...
This is such a weird story, isn't it? Lindsay confronts a guy for taking pictures of her and then, reasonable reaction, he choked her ... OR DID HE?
But before we get to the latest development, we have a few more details of Lindsay's original story. The guy was apparently creeping on Lindsay all night, trying to get close to her at the club she was at and then following her and her friends back to her hotel. Then he followed her in her hotel room - that part's strange, right? How did a strang...
Not the Church itself. No, the Church of Scientology just loves Tom Cruise. It's the other, boring old non-famous, non-rich, non-telepathic Scientologists who are getting mad at Tom Cruise.
From Radar:
Some people have marveled at how little Tom Cruise has seen beloved daughter, Suri, since he split from Katie Holmes, but RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal he is getting special treatment from the strict heads of Scientology to even have any contact with her.
"They have already bent the rules for Tom," the former...
IT'S MILEY, Y'ALL.
Following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan (oh dear god), Miley Cyrus is starring in her very own Lifetime movie. However, Miley's deal is a little different than Lindsay's. See, Miley's movie is actually a miniseries, and it will air on both Lifetime and the History Channel. Why? Because Lifetime and the History Channel are both owned by the same company, and Miley's movie is about Bonnie and Clyde.
Let that sink in for a minute. Miley is starring in a Lifetime (...
What a treat, friends. What a nice treat! Two Taylor Swift interviews in one day, can you believe it? In the first one, Taylor discussed falling in love all the time and how "it's not my fault if someone gets into a relationship with me and then cheats and I write a song about it." But in this one, Taylor talks about a time that someone got into a relationship with her and then broke her heart and she wrote a song about it.
I'm talking, of course, about her song, "Dear John." It's a s...
From Radar:
New mom Jessica Simpson has been open about her battle to lose her baby weight, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she was so desperate at one point to get back in shape that she sought out an extreme surgical method to slim down - but was turned down by doctors.
"After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum weight seemed to be growin...
You guys! Drew Barrymore had a little baby girl last Wednesday, isn't that darling? The baby and Drew are both healthy and presumably overjoyed, Drew because she had her baby and the baby for getting to hang out with Drew Barrymore.
Oh, do you want to know the baby's name? It's Olive. Her name is Olive. Thoughts? For me, Olive is one of those names that sound pretty adorable, but I would still never give my own child that name. That's fair, right?
Since I'm having trouble findin...
Ok, the story is a little more complicated than that. See, Paris Hilton is dating this new douchebag (surprise!) named River Viiperi. He's 21 years old, and he's a male model. She's dating a 21-year-old model named River. Is that painting a good picture for you? All right, so Paris took River out to this Vegas club, and they got absolutely wasted. That part isn't in the official story, but I think it's pretty easy to assume that Paris and River partook in some alcoholic beverages.
So they get drunk, and Pa...
Any day I see a new Karl Lagerfeld interview is the best day of my life. He's just such a bitch, and I love it. I probably wouldn't love to know him personally - I probably wouldn't be able to handle having a conversation with him at all - but I love it every single time he says words. He's just so absurd in his bitchiness, you know? It's just a magical experience every single time, and I know that many of you feel the same way.
And with that, I bring you a brand new Karl Lagerfeld interview:
...
I almost titled this story "January Jones Parks in Specially Designated Parking Spots Meant for People Who Have Trouble or Can't Walk Because She Is Dumb And Also Very Inconsiderate," but that sounded like a mouthful and that headline would probably be longer than the story itself. Which, if you couldn't tell by now, is all about how January Jones parked in a handicap spot to pick up her dry cleaning.
Listen. I don't care if there aren't any other parking spots nearby. I don't care if you're...
From People:
When it comes to sharing her heartbreak with the world, Taylor Swift has been anything but shy.
But despite writing songs about failed relationships, Swift, 22, who has enjoyed a summer of love with Conor Kennedy, 18, keeps smiling and remains positive about dating.
The songstress believes in love "even after it explodes into a million pieces and burns down and you're standing in a pile of the ash of what it once was thinking, 'Why did I have to meet this person, why did...
Well, not her new hair, that's not awesome. Look at that mess. And not her new music, either. Ok, so really, the only reason that I'm officially declaring Christina Aguilera's awesomeness is because of this one thing she said in this interview she did with Billboard.
Here's the quote, via Celebitchy:
“I told them during this Lotus recording, ‘You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.’ They need a reminder sometimes that I don’t belong to them. It’s my body. My ...
Know why? Because even though they're back together (or are they?), they're not allowed to have sex. 'Cause a therapist said so. Talk about the perfect way to wrap up their totally bummer summer, right?
From The Mirror:
Troubled Hollywood couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have signed up to a bizarre "no-sex pact" as they battle to save their rocky relationship.
The vampire stars split in July after Kristen, 22, was caught in a clinch with married director Rupert Sanders . But the fiery twosome are back on - just in time for the next Twilight movie premiere - and have enlisted th...
This is such a weird story, isn't it? Lindsay confronts a guy for taking pictures of her and then, reasonable reaction, he choked her ... OR DID HE?
But before we get to the latest development, we have a few more details of Lindsay's original story. The guy was apparently creeping on Lindsay all night, trying to get close to her at the club she was at and then following her and her friends back to her hotel. Then he followed her in her hotel room - that part's strange, right? How did a strang...