And when Lindsay says "he isn't going to get away with this," she's talking about the guy who (allegedly) attacked her. I was going to say "obviously," but then I remembered that when it comes to Lindsay, nothing is obvious. Nothing is as it seems. Everything is nothing and Lindsay is on meth.
From Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan isn’t lying down on this one — the banged-up bombshell is vowing to get her revenge on the congressional aide she accused of choking her at the W Hotel on Park Ave...
Please. Please, no. There's only so much the heart can take, and this is far too much. If Kim and Kanye fall out of love, then what sort of chance do the rest of us have? How can the rest of us hope to make it in the world if Kimye isn't strong enough to last?
Ok, here's the rumor. Read it and weep, friends:
Friends are wondering if things are cooling off between Kim and her new beau, Kanye West, who appeared in her life just in time to take the attention away from her disastrous marriage and divor...
You're freaking out, aren't you? I specifically told you not to freak out. God, you always do this.
From E! Online:
Is Rihanna giving Chris Brown a second chance—or did she just share a fleeting romantic moment with her ex?
Just one week after the 23-year-old "Run It!" singer appeared to cozy up with Nicole Scherzinger, Brown and his ex got hot and heavy with his former girlfriend while partying with her at NYC hotspot Griffin.
Here's what went down during the one-time couple's late night rendezvous.
Brown, joined by pal Bow Wow, arrived at the club fir...
Oh, sorry, he gets placenta and gold rubbed on his face all the time. Sheep placenta, specifically. Well, New Zealand sheep placenta, if we're getting really specific. New Zealand sheep placenta mixed with 24 carat gold flakes, rubbed directly onto his face. Regularly. Like you do.
From The Mirror:
Now, in his ongoing quest to stave off the ravishes of time, the X Factor mogul is playing dirty... and getting regular sheep placenta facials.
So convinced is he by the skin-rejuvenating...
It's called "Red," and it's her second single off her new album, also titled Red. Because deep thoughts and feelings.
But let's think about this for a minute, all right? Taylor's last album, Speak Now, was released in 2010. That album had songs about John Mayer, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Lautner. Since that album, the only high profile relationships she's had were with Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor Kennedy, of course, even though I'm sure the album was completed by the time Taylor found her Kennedy. And there's some pretty solid evidence that her awful "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" is about Jake. So is this new song about Jake too? Is the whole album about Jake? Please?
Regardless of who the song is about, what do you think about it? Same old Tay Tay, or a new level of irritating? />
It's called "Red," and it's her second single off her new album, also titled Red. Because deep thoughts and feelings.
But let's think about this for a minute, all right? Taylor's last album, Speak Now, was released in 2010. That album had songs about John Mayer, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Lautner. Since that album, the only high profile relationships she's had were with Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor Kennedy, of course, even though I'm sure the album was completed by the time Taylor found her Kennedy...
Wow, you guys! LeAnn Rimes just did her first interview since she's been "out" of "rehab," isn't that great? She talks about a lot of important stuff, like turning 30, being in therapy, and how hard Twitter can be. Let's just go ahead and hear what she has to say, all right?
On therapy: “I’ve been in therapy my whole life. I like going. I like being able to have that third-party input and someone to listen that has nothing to do with your life. Everyone has an opinion of how I am and how I should be, and now I’m focusing on how I want to be.”
...
Ok, so how sick is Britney Spears? For real, let's talk about this. She's getting married, and she's currently a judge on one of the biggest reality shows in the country. She's doing big interviews, she's spending time with her kids. But at the same time, "her cell phone and internet use is restricted and heavily monitored." What's that about?
But really, that's what this story is about. Britney shares a phone with her fiancé, and it's "routinely checked to see who has been calling." C...
It's just this picture that she tweeted, I love it. Look at her cuddling with her dog! Look how sweet that is! How can this not make you like Jessica Biel a little?
She posted that photo with the caption "my 55 pound blanket" (awwwww!), and here's another picture of just the dog, Tina:
See? This girl loves dogs, and even though she gets on my last nerve, I can't hate on a girl for loving on her animal friends.
But wait, there's one more reason to like Jessica Biel today! Let me...
Remember yesterday when Christina said this awesome thing?
“I told them during this Lotus recording, ‘You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.’ They need a reminder sometimes that I don’t belong to them. It’s my body. My body can’t put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore-my body is just not on the table that way anymore.”
Yeah, it turns out that she never actually said that. This news comes from Christina's rep, who, on the topic of Christina's "fa...
Most of you should know by now that I will never pass up an opportunity to talk about Taylor Swift. And these past few months, what with the grand addition of her high school junior boyfriend, Conor Kennedy? I'm in heaven. I'm in catty gossip heaven.
And that is why, with warm, fuzzy feelings, I'd like to present to you this story from the Enquirer (via Celebitchy) all about how Taylor wants to elope (still) in her grand mission to become another Mrs. Kennedy:
Taylor Swift is hatching a secret plan to elope to Las Vegas with her 18-year-old boy-toy Conor Kennedy – a...
Lindsay's getting paranoid, you guys. Or, well, I guess she was always kind of paranoid, but it's getting serious. That guy that allegedly assaulted her? That whole thing went down because he was taking pictures of Lindsay and she confronted him about it. Kind of weird, right? But it seems that this dude wasn't the first person that Lindsay accused of taking pictures of her. Hence, picture police.
From Radar:
Be careful using your phone around Lindsay Lohan!
The troubled actress was involved in yet another alterc...
From The Sun:
Katy Perry is looking forward to what would be her second wedding anniversary – by organising a divorce party.
The singer’s not doing it to spite Russell Brand. It’s to make sure the build-up to her birthday isn’t depressing.
A source said: “Katy has been dreading October 23 for weeks now and has been trying to think of ways to turn it into something positive.
“It’s her birthday two days later and the last thing she wanted to do was spend that week depres...
And when Lindsay says "he isn't going to get away with this," she's talking about the guy who (allegedly) attacked her. I was going to say "obviously," but then I remembered that when it comes to Lindsay, nothing is obvious. Nothing is as it seems. Everything is nothing and Lindsay is on meth.
From Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan isn’t lying down on this one — the banged-up bombshell is vowing to get her revenge on the congressional aide she accused of choking her at the W Hotel on Park Ave...
Please. Please, no. There's only so much the heart can take, and this is far too much. If Kim and Kanye fall out of love, then what sort of chance do the rest of us have? How can the rest of us hope to make it in the world if Kimye isn't strong enough to last?
Ok, here's the rumor. Read it and weep, friends:
Friends are wondering if things are cooling off between Kim and her new beau, Kanye West, who appeared in her life just in time to take the attention away from her disastrous marriage and divor...
You're freaking out, aren't you? I specifically told you not to freak out. God, you always do this.
From E! Online:
Is Rihanna giving Chris Brown a second chance—or did she just share a fleeting romantic moment with her ex?
Just one week after the 23-year-old "Run It!" singer appeared to cozy up with Nicole Scherzinger, Brown and his ex got hot and heavy with his former girlfriend while partying with her at NYC hotspot Griffin.
Here's what went down during the one-time couple's late night rendezvous.
Brown, joined by pal Bow Wow, arrived at the club fir...
Oh, sorry, he gets placenta and gold rubbed on his face all the time. Sheep placenta, specifically. Well, New Zealand sheep placenta, if we're getting really specific. New Zealand sheep placenta mixed with 24 carat gold flakes, rubbed directly onto his face. Regularly. Like you do.
From The Mirror:
Now, in his ongoing quest to stave off the ravishes of time, the X Factor mogul is playing dirty... and getting regular sheep placenta facials.
So convinced is he by the skin-rejuvenating...
Wow, you guys! LeAnn Rimes just did her first interview since she's been "out" of "rehab," isn't that great? She talks about a lot of important stuff, like turning 30, being in therapy, and how hard Twitter can be. Let's just go ahead and hear what she has to say, all right?
On therapy: “I’ve been in therapy my whole life. I like going. I like being able to have that third-party input and someone to listen that has nothing to do with your life. Everyone has an opinion of how I am and how I should be, and now I’m focusing on how I want to be.”
...
Ok, so how sick is Britney Spears? For real, let's talk about this. She's getting married, and she's currently a judge on one of the biggest reality shows in the country. She's doing big interviews, she's spending time with her kids. But at the same time, "her cell phone and internet use is restricted and heavily monitored." What's that about?
But really, that's what this story is about. Britney shares a phone with her fiancé, and it's "routinely checked to see who has been calling." C...
It's just this picture that she tweeted, I love it. Look at her cuddling with her dog! Look how sweet that is! How can this not make you like Jessica Biel a little?
She posted that photo with the caption "my 55 pound blanket" (awwwww!), and here's another picture of just the dog, Tina:
See? This girl loves dogs, and even though she gets on my last nerve, I can't hate on a girl for loving on her animal friends.
But wait, there's one more reason to like Jessica Biel today! Let me...
Remember yesterday when Christina said this awesome thing?
“I told them during this Lotus recording, ‘You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.’ They need a reminder sometimes that I don’t belong to them. It’s my body. My body can’t put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore-my body is just not on the table that way anymore.”
Yeah, it turns out that she never actually said that. This news comes from Christina's rep, who, on the topic of Christina's "fa...
Most of you should know by now that I will never pass up an opportunity to talk about Taylor Swift. And these past few months, what with the grand addition of her high school junior boyfriend, Conor Kennedy? I'm in heaven. I'm in catty gossip heaven.
And that is why, with warm, fuzzy feelings, I'd like to present to you this story from the Enquirer (via Celebitchy) all about how Taylor wants to elope (still) in her grand mission to become another Mrs. Kennedy:
Taylor Swift is hatching a secret plan to elope to Las Vegas with her 18-year-old boy-toy Conor Kennedy – a...
Lindsay's getting paranoid, you guys. Or, well, I guess she was always kind of paranoid, but it's getting serious. That guy that allegedly assaulted her? That whole thing went down because he was taking pictures of Lindsay and she confronted him about it. Kind of weird, right? But it seems that this dude wasn't the first person that Lindsay accused of taking pictures of her. Hence, picture police.
From Radar:
Be careful using your phone around Lindsay Lohan!
The troubled actress was involved in yet another alterc...
From The Sun:
Katy Perry is looking forward to what would be her second wedding anniversary – by organising a divorce party.
The singer’s not doing it to spite Russell Brand. It’s to make sure the build-up to her birthday isn’t depressing.
A source said: “Katy has been dreading October 23 for weeks now and has been trying to think of ways to turn it into something positive.
“It’s her birthday two days later and the last thing she wanted to do was spend that week depres...