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You know how Kim Kardashian is dating that one guy even though she's still technically married to that other guy? It turns out that she married that guy even though the love of her life was some other guy altogether. And she's still totally happy with that one guy she's dating now (the one she's dating, not the one she's married to), but she's still kind of bummed that the other guy, the love of her life guy, is having a kid.
Confusing? So is Kim Kardashian's existence.
From Radar:
Kim Kardashian is devastated over reports that her ex-flame, Reggie Bush, has gotten his girlfriend, Lilit Avagyan, pregnant, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Even though Kardashian is happily dating Kanye West and gushing that "he's the one" the reality star is very upset over the development because she claims Reggie was the true love of her life and hoped to get back together with him one day, a source close to Kim tells Radar.
"Kim is very upset that there are reports out there Reggie has gotten Lilit pregnant," the source says. "Kim had pressured Reggie for a very long time to get married while they were together because she wanted to have a family with him. Reggie just thought that Kim placed too much of a priority on her fame and reality television though and he wanted none of it. Reggie was a part of the Kardashian family for over five years and deep down Kim has always held out hope that they would end up together, even though she married Kris Humphries.
"She feels it is a slap in the face that Reggie would consider having a baby with this woman when he wouldn't with her."
According to In Touch Weekly, Reggie's Kim Kardashian look-alike girlfriend is three months along. “She is extremely excited to become a mom, even though it wasn’t planned,” a friend of Reggie’s tells In Touch. And Reggie feels the same way. “He’s excited and can’t wait to announce it!"
Meanwhile, Kim is not happy that she is unable to move on with her life and that she is still tied to second husband Humphries.
"Kim is beyond frustrated that she is still legally married to Kris," the source says. "Yes, she has moved on emotionally with Kanye, but she can't marry him, yet! She is livid with Kris for dragging this out, but she won't cave in to his demands that she admit the marriage was fraudulent. So, Kim is stuck.
"Publicly, Kim is putting on a very brave face, but she just isn't happy with the status of her personal life. Seeing Reggie move on like this makes her all the more determined to marry Kanye and prove to him she's moved on too — even though she obviously hasn't!"
Yeah, I don't think that Reggie Bush's pregnant girlfriend has anything to do with Kim, I just think that Kim wants everything to be about her always, and she just wants everything, period. If she did get Reggie back and Kanye left her, she'd leak stories to the press about how much she misses Kanye. If Kris Humphries really did impregnate some girl a few years down the line, she'd give an interview about it. This world is supposed to be all Kim, all the time, but a lot of people hate her, and that's why she isn't happy with the status of her personal life.
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You know how Kim Kardashian is dating that one guy even though she's still technically married to that other guy? It turns out that she married that guy even though the love of her life was some other guy altogether. And she's still totally happy with that one guy she's dating now (the one she's dating, not the one she's married to), but she's still kind of bummed that the other guy, the love of her life guy, is having a kid.
Confusing? So is Kim Kardashian's existence.
From Radar:
Kim Kard...
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But see, now that Chris has officially broken up with his official girlfriend, Karreuche, that means, of course, that it's the perfect time for him to get back with Rihanna. And far be it from Rihanna's dad to discourage that reunion:
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This song, as you already know, is called "I Knew You Were Trouble," and it's probably one of the top five most annoying songs I've ever heard. I listened to the whole thing because I'm dedicated, but about halfway through the first verse I started sighing and squirming and rolling my eyes. This song made me physically uncomfortable, that's how annoying it is.
And this one's definitely about John Mayer, right? We don't need to debate that? It has all the same themes as "Dear John," but with more irritating music. Because that's exactly what this world needs: a more irritating Taylor Swift. />
Ok, I'll ease up on all the Taylor Swift stuff after this, I promise. But I wasn't about to just let a new song of hers go by without sharing it with you guys. That would just be silly.
This song, as you already know, is called "I Knew You Were Trouble," and it's probably one of the top five most annoying songs I've ever heard. I listened to the whole thing because I'm dedicated, but about halfway through the first verse I started sighing and squirming and rolling my eyes. This song made me physically uncomfortable, that's how annoyin...
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From TMZ:
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Are we really doing this, Bristol? Is this seriously going to happen?
Boom:
Double boom:
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From E! Online:
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From Hollywood Life:
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“That money will be really good for sending my kids to college some day – or maybe I’ll have a few more kids than I thought. I want a bunch of them running around, minimum four. I want to wait a while, but the idea of pouring everything you are into another person when you become a parent has always been amazing to me. That factors into everything I do. They’re going to have computers and they’re going to be able to read what I said in this interview.”
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Hey, what are you doing right now? Like, right this minute? Me, I'm just hanging out, talking to you guys, yawning my face off and trying to fight the urge to take a nap three hours after I woke up. You're probably at work, or maybe you're out somewhere checking in on your phone or whatever. Maybe you're just sitting at home like me. But Kanye West? He's in Paris, checking out the fashions over there. And his lady love, Kim Kardashian? Well, she's not in Paris.
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