Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Taylor Swift Has Some Interesting Ideas About Love

A photo of Taylor Swift “The way I look at love is you have to follow it, and fall hard, if you fall hard. You have to forget about what everyone else thinks. It has to be an us-against-the-world mentality. You have to make it work by prioritizing it, and by falling in love really fast, without thinking too hard. If I think too hard about a relationship I’ll talk myself out of it." - Taylor Swift makes complete sense while discussing the way she looks at love. Except not. I'll admit that the "it has to ...

Small Miracles: Courtney Stodden Doesn’t Want to Have Children

A photo of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Under normal circumstances, the fact that Courtney Stodden doesn't want to have children would be a very, very big miracle - having proof that she and Doug Hutchison had sex would just be too much, plus we've seen what sort of parenting she had growing up, and it seems sad to think she'd pass that on to her own children - but these aren't normal circumstances, and I'll tell you why. It's because Courtney Stodden doesn't want to have children right now. Still a miracle, just not as awesome....

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna’s New Album Cover

A photo of Rihanna In between story after story (after story) (sorry I'm not sorry) about the reunion of Rihanna and Chris Brown, you might have forgotten that Rihanna is releasing a new album soon. The release date is November 19th, and as I'm sure you couldn't tell, the title of the album is Unapologetic. But really, this album cover sucks. It's just so busy with all the words, isn't it? I mean, I think once you decide to put a Twitter hashtag on the cover of your album, it's time to rethink things. And what do all th...

PETA Gets It Wrong Again

A photo of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino I love animals. Like, I really, really love animals. But I absolutely hate PETA, and it's because of shit like this. Of course, there are other reasons why I hate PETA, like, for instance, the fact that they euthanize over 99% of the animals in their shelters, but this business just really gets under my skin. Spaying and neutering is important, obviously, but do we really need The Situation, shirtless and surrounded by innocent kitties, to make that point? Is anyone actually going to se...

Taylor Swift Seriously Just Called Conor Kennedy “A Grown Man”

A photo of Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy I'll just show you her words first, all right? Then when we're finished reading, we can all have a good laugh. Sound good? Why does Taylor Swift avoid Google? Because she would risk clicking on rumors like this one: that she so missed her 18-year-old boyfriend Conor Kennedy that she "kidnapped" him from his high school and flew him to Nashville on her private jet. "How did I kidnap him?" Swift, 22, exclaims to Rolling Stone when told about the rumor du jour. "You can't kidnap a grown man! These ar...

Lindsay and Dina’s Fight Was Over Money

A photo of Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan was telling the truth when she said her mom was on the verge of losing her house ...and Dina Lohan is not out of the woods yet ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ ... JPMorgan Chase Bank filed documents in 2010 to foreclose on Dina's Long Island home because she had fallen behind on payments. Now here's where it gets interesting ...The bank and Dina cut some sort of deal in which mama Lohan agreed to a new payment agreement that would p...

Love It or Leave It: I Don’t Even Know How Christina Aguilera Got in This Dress

A photo of Christina Aguilera No, really, I can't understand how Christina Aguilera managed to squeeze herself into this dress. I am so confused that she's standing there, in that contraption, without looking like she's praying for death. Let me just give some advice real quick: if you're completely covered up in a dress that isn't sheer and I can still see your nipples? Your dress is too tight. If I can see the outline of your belly button, your dress is too tight. If it looks like the bottom of your dress is squ...

Kate Gosselin Beats Her Dogs, Too

A photo of Kate Gosselin I'm just going to come right out and say what we're all thinking, all right? F-ck Kate Gosselin, and f-ck everything Kate Gosselin stands for. This woman (allegedly) beats her children with wooden spoons and then gladly pimps them out for fame. Oh, and now we're hearing that she abused her dogs as well: Robert Hoffman, the journalist who became close to Kate’s ex, Jon Gosselin tells the new issue of Star magazine that he allegedly witnessed Kate’s appalling behavior to the German shepherds, Nala and Shoka, that the family kept as pets but eventually gave away. ...

Lindsay And Dina Got into A Fight

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Ok, that headline was kind of lame, but I couldn't come up with a way to tell you everything that just happened in one short line. See, Lindsay Lohan and her wonderful mother, Dina, did get into a fight this morning, but it got physical. Physical enough for someone to call 911, and physical enough for cops to file a domestic incident report. Crazy, right? It started when Lindsay and Dina were at a nightclub in New York (even though Dina never parties with her daughter). They started argui...

Guess Who’s Writing A Memoir!

A photo of Ke$ha Yay! It's Ke$ha! But hey, technically she's already written the memoir, isn't that exciting? It's going to be released on November 20th, it's going to be filled with photos of Ke$ha, which should be good, and it's called My Crazy Beautiful Life. Here's what Ke$ha herself had to say about it: "In less than three years I've gone from being the worst waitress in LA to living out my childhood dreams of singing my songs to people all over the world. Sometimes, it feels as if the last few years have encompassed a few decades. Yo...

Kim And Kanye Are Buying A House Together!

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West From TMZ: Kim Kardashian is ready to MOVE IN with Kanye West ... and the two are now officially on the hunt for a home together in Miami ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the couple tell us ... K&K have been talking about getting their own place for a couple of months ... and believe Miami is the perfect location because they both love the city. Plus, Kim will be in town for the next couple of months to shoot a reality show with Kourtney. We're told the Ks checked out 4...

JWoww Is Still Engaged, Ruined Her Face

A photo of Roger Mathews and JWoww No, listen, I love JWoww, I really do. She and Snooki are my very favorites, without a doubt. I think that, for all of her drunken antics, she's got a good head on her shoulders, and even though she claims that she'll rip a guy's head off after having sex with him, I think has a big heart. No, it's just her face. She just ruined her face. Here's a picture of JWoww after the filming of the second season of Jersey Shore: She still has those enormous implants, obviously, but I don'...