Yeah, the latest Kardashian show, the one with Kim and Kourtney in Miami? The show that no one cares about? I think we've mentioned it at some point. Anyway, it seems like some people actually do care: the people who would be the poor, tortured souls living next door to the Kardashians.
From Radar:
Filming has begun as Kourtney & Kim Take Miami -– but this time they won’t be living anywhere near glamorous South Beach!
According to Belle Isle Blog, the Kardashian's hopes of renting ...
Guys, it's our girl! It's Lindsay! She might have had a few bumps in the road these past few weeks - domestic violence, a possible assault, a hospital visit brought on by stress from being arrested for hitting someone with her car - but things are finally starting to work themselves out. She's got a couple of movies in the works, and just next month we'll get to see her portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime feature, Liz & Dick.
She's also been invited back to the Chateau Marmont after...
Come on, you guys know I love it. I love it when a lady wants short hair and goes for it, I don't need to go over it again. But I love it on Tia Mowry in particular. Ever since I told you guys about all those people who said that her baby is ugly, I've had a big ol' soft spot for this girl, and I just think she looks radiant here, don't you?
Turns out she didn't quite think the same though:
"I cried! I'm just going to be honest with you, I definitely cried. I really wasn't expecting the shock value. A lot of people ask me, ...
Man, being Chris Brown's girlfriend seems like way, way too much work. I mean, there's the obvious drawback, but then there's the cheating, the lying, the mental abuse, and the general douchebaggery. Is his penis worth it? No, really, we've all seen it by now: is it worth it?
Apparently he's got something going for him* though, because we can go ahead and add surgery and body image issues to the list of things that come along with being Chris Brown's girl. We can do that because there are ne...
It's been a while since we've heard anything from Amanda Bynes, hasn't it? It's been a little over two weeks since she last locked herself in a public bathroom, and in the world of Amanda Bynes, that's a lifetime. And in terms of her court case, the last we heard was that she had to turn herself in by October 21st to be booked.
But Amanda's lawyer just pulled the same line that I pull every morning when my boyfriend tries to wake me up: "Please, please, just one more month."
Amanda Bynes will not be formally booked n...
This is going to be pretty straightforward here: who is this lady? It's sort of a trick question, because the lady in this photo is not a lady at all, just a wax figure (LOL!). But this wax figure is supposed to be a tribute to a real live lady who we all know and who some of us love (not me).
The problem is that this figure looks nothing like the actual person. Like, at all. Well, maybe the costume, and maybe the hair if we're talking about a few years ago, but otherwise, somebody really ...
I'm sure you remember those awful abuse allegations made about Octomom that I told you about yesterday. It was horrible, it was sad, and part of it was not all that surprising.
But today, we're learning that the D.A. is like "psh, whatever," Octomom's current nanny is like "psh, whatever," and pretty much everyone besides the former nannies that made these claims are like "psh, whatever." Or, more specifically, the D.A.'s office isn't pursuing the case at all because of "insufficient evidence to war...
Oh my gosh. I can't. I just can't. I don't even know what to say, this is that horrifying. I don't mean that it's not sort of amusing, because it is, a little, and if it wasn't the monstrosity we know as Gwyneth Paltrow, it might even be funny. I just mean that it's so ... embarrassing. I watched it a few times as I tried to figure out my feelings, and I just feel so unbelievably embarrassed right now.
And maybe it's just my intense feelings for Gwyneth, but does anyone else think that she did this video and then sent it to Beyonce with a letter that said "please pass this along to your husband so we can begin work on our record post-haste"? Because Gwyneth thinks she and Jay-Z are going to do the next Watch the Throne together. Because she's that out of touch*.
But Cameron Diaz is pretty cute, right?
*I know she's not that out of touch. I know she probably did this to have fun with her friends. I know it's a joke. But guys. It's Gwyneth Paltrow. Loosen up. />
Oh my gosh. I can't. I just can't. I don't even know what to say, this is that horrifying. I don't mean that it's not sort of amusing, because it is, a little, and if it wasn't the monstrosity we know as Gwyneth Paltrow, it might even be funny. I just mean that it's so ... embarrassing. I watched it a few times as I tried to figure out my feelings, and I just feel so unbelievably embarrassed right now.
And maybe it's just my intense feelings for Gwyneth, but does anyone else think t...
Also, there's a new picture of her new face for you. It would probably look pretty ok if she wasn't making that stupid drugged face that some people think is sexy.
But anyway, yeah, that child labor stuff. It turns out that only adults can "work" 24 hours a day, which is what the cast of Couples Therapy did. They all lived in a facility together, had therapy during the day, and, you know, slept and stuff at night. That is, that's what the adults did. Courtney Stodden, who hadn't turn...
But hey: this new accusation is not like that time that Octomom got reported for letting her children write all over the walls and poop in the backyard. No, I'm pretty sure this is a whole, whole lot worse. So if you don't want to get sad or disgusted at the kinds of things some humans can do, then maybe just scroll on down and find a different story. We'd all understand.
From TMZ:
Two of Octomom's former nannies have told officials ... Nadya Suleman allowed one of her children to sexua...
What a charmer, huh? Chris Brown will try to be faithful to you, and he probably won't even beat you too much maybe! No promises though. You can't tie down a man like Chris Brown.
From Hollywood Life:
Chris Brown is telling friends that he will “TRY to be faithful” to Rihanna, his now on-again girlfriend, since the R&B star split with girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, on October 4.
“He will try to be faithful to Ri, as faithful as he can to her,” a source exclusively reveals ...
Oh, that time that Lindsay said that Dina was on cocaine? And "like, touching her neck and shit"? And that "she's like the f-cking devil right now"? Oh yeah, and that thing about how the fight was about money that Lindsay gave to Dina?
Yeah, none of that was true. Why would you even think that? Because there was a recording of her saying all those things? Psh, don't be so naive.
Lindsay called TMZ and told them that she "told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine." And also "daughters hav...
Yeah, the latest Kardashian show, the one with Kim and Kourtney in Miami? The show that no one cares about? I think we've mentioned it at some point. Anyway, it seems like some people actually do care: the people who would be the poor, tortured souls living next door to the Kardashians.
From Radar:
Filming has begun as Kourtney & Kim Take Miami -– but this time they won’t be living anywhere near glamorous South Beach!
According to Belle Isle Blog, the Kardashian's hopes of renting ...
Guys, it's our girl! It's Lindsay! She might have had a few bumps in the road these past few weeks - domestic violence, a possible assault, a hospital visit brought on by stress from being arrested for hitting someone with her car - but things are finally starting to work themselves out. She's got a couple of movies in the works, and just next month we'll get to see her portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime feature, Liz & Dick.
She's also been invited back to the Chateau Marmont after...
Come on, you guys know I love it. I love it when a lady wants short hair and goes for it, I don't need to go over it again. But I love it on Tia Mowry in particular. Ever since I told you guys about all those people who said that her baby is ugly, I've had a big ol' soft spot for this girl, and I just think she looks radiant here, don't you?
Turns out she didn't quite think the same though:
"I cried! I'm just going to be honest with you, I definitely cried. I really wasn't expecting the shock value. A lot of people ask me, ...
Man, being Chris Brown's girlfriend seems like way, way too much work. I mean, there's the obvious drawback, but then there's the cheating, the lying, the mental abuse, and the general douchebaggery. Is his penis worth it? No, really, we've all seen it by now: is it worth it?
Apparently he's got something going for him* though, because we can go ahead and add surgery and body image issues to the list of things that come along with being Chris Brown's girl. We can do that because there are ne...
It's been a while since we've heard anything from Amanda Bynes, hasn't it? It's been a little over two weeks since she last locked herself in a public bathroom, and in the world of Amanda Bynes, that's a lifetime. And in terms of her court case, the last we heard was that she had to turn herself in by October 21st to be booked.
But Amanda's lawyer just pulled the same line that I pull every morning when my boyfriend tries to wake me up: "Please, please, just one more month."
Amanda Bynes will not be formally booked n...
This is going to be pretty straightforward here: who is this lady? It's sort of a trick question, because the lady in this photo is not a lady at all, just a wax figure (LOL!). But this wax figure is supposed to be a tribute to a real live lady who we all know and who some of us love (not me).
The problem is that this figure looks nothing like the actual person. Like, at all. Well, maybe the costume, and maybe the hair if we're talking about a few years ago, but otherwise, somebody really ...
I'm sure you remember those awful abuse allegations made about Octomom that I told you about yesterday. It was horrible, it was sad, and part of it was not all that surprising.
But today, we're learning that the D.A. is like "psh, whatever," Octomom's current nanny is like "psh, whatever," and pretty much everyone besides the former nannies that made these claims are like "psh, whatever." Or, more specifically, the D.A.'s office isn't pursuing the case at all because of "insufficient evidence to war...
Also, there's a new picture of her new face for you. It would probably look pretty ok if she wasn't making that stupid drugged face that some people think is sexy.
But anyway, yeah, that child labor stuff. It turns out that only adults can "work" 24 hours a day, which is what the cast of Couples Therapy did. They all lived in a facility together, had therapy during the day, and, you know, slept and stuff at night. That is, that's what the adults did. Courtney Stodden, who hadn't turn...
But hey: this new accusation is not like that time that Octomom got reported for letting her children write all over the walls and poop in the backyard. No, I'm pretty sure this is a whole, whole lot worse. So if you don't want to get sad or disgusted at the kinds of things some humans can do, then maybe just scroll on down and find a different story. We'd all understand.
From TMZ:
Two of Octomom's former nannies have told officials ... Nadya Suleman allowed one of her children to sexua...
What a charmer, huh? Chris Brown will try to be faithful to you, and he probably won't even beat you too much maybe! No promises though. You can't tie down a man like Chris Brown.
From Hollywood Life:
Chris Brown is telling friends that he will “TRY to be faithful” to Rihanna, his now on-again girlfriend, since the R&B star split with girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, on October 4.
“He will try to be faithful to Ri, as faithful as he can to her,” a source exclusively reveals ...
Oh, that time that Lindsay said that Dina was on cocaine? And "like, touching her neck and shit"? And that "she's like the f-cking devil right now"? Oh yeah, and that thing about how the fight was about money that Lindsay gave to Dina?
Yeah, none of that was true. Why would you even think that? Because there was a recording of her saying all those things? Psh, don't be so naive.
Lindsay called TMZ and told them that she "told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine." And also "daughters hav...