This is a photo Katy Perry and John Mayer, taken on Sunday evening. They're in New York, and John Mayer was seen opening doors for her. Since it's probably not all that common for exes to go on cross country trips together, and since every dude friend I've ever had would rather watch a door hit me in the face rather than hold it for me, I'm assuming that this means they're back together. Again.
In case any of you are new here, this is the third time these two have gotten together. They ...
Oh heavens, bless his little heart! Kirk Cameron's feelings are still hurt because of that time a lot of people disagreed with him seven months ago. This poor man probably has nightmares over our impassioned words. Shame on us, friends. Shame on us.
Just as a reminder, here's what Kirk originally said:
“[Gay marriage is] detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization. … Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between...
"To the world, I feel like there's no closure. There's some obsession that's continued even throughout when we weren't friends or couldn't be friends at all. Hated each other. The world hasn't let go. They haven't seen any progress in our friendship, because they don't see anything, really. So now it's a bit of a fascination, I guess. I don't know if people will stop soon, but I feel like as soon as they have closure to it, they will. But they're not on the inside. They can't see what I see,...
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And some douchebag stood in the way the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME.
The photos were taken yesterday while Kristen and Rob were out to lunch with a few friends (including the aforementioned douchebag). They weren't seen kissing armpits or anything, but they were definitely there together, which pretty much just confirms what we've been hearing for weeks: they're back on.
Oh, and they were also spotted at a restaurant on Sunday night. No pictures though (frowny face!).
If there's anything we can learn from this saga, it is that true love always prevails. Oh, and that having a 40-year-old married man go down on you in public in broad daylight while you're in a committed relationship of your own is totally no big deal. />[Image removed upon request]
And some douchebag stood in the way the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME.
The photos were taken yesterday while Kristen and Rob were out to lunch with a few friends (including the aforementioned douchebag). They weren't seen kissing armpits or anything, but they were definitely there together, which pretty much just confirms what we've been hearing for weeks: they're back on.
Oh, and they were also spotted at a restaurant on Sunday night. No pictures though (frowny face!...
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes entered not guilty pleas today to 2 counts of driving on a suspended license, TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the story ... Amanda was charged after police pulled her over in Burbank, CA last month -- and, upon discovering her license was suspended, ticketed her and impounded her black BMW.
Amanda was not in court today -- her attorney entered the pleas.
The case, one of many on Bynes' plate, is due back in court Nov. 29.
If you recall, she's also facing one charg...
You see that picture? You see what Octomom is doing up there? She's pretending to breastfeed a couple of baby dolls. Because that's what Octomom did on Friday night: she went to a drag show in New York, popped out her titties, and breastfed baby dolls.
She also let the baby dolls get a few sips of vodka before she started her main event: a clip from her porno flick.
But hey, here's another photo of that breastfeeding:
Where is this woman's Mother of the Year award? Presented for her mothering of the baby dolls, of course, not her actual children....
Oh, Fatmire. It's been far, far too long since we last heard from dear Fatmire, hasn't it? Three long, torturous month of missing out on the tenacity of the girl who maybe slept with Kris Humphries a few times. But fear not, friends, because Fatmire is back. And she's back hard.
From Page Six:
Kris Humphries’ “booty call girl” Myla Sinanaj is trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame by launching fashion lines and also writing a tell-all book. (But she may need spelling and geography...
Couples Therapy. I am so bummed that I haven't seen it yet. Have any of you guys seen it yet? Is it as amazingly horrifying as all the promos promised it would be?
Probably, because according to a blog by Alex McCord, a Real Housewife of New York and fellow cast member on the show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were embarrassingly desperate for attention. And it sounds awesome:
Finally, Simon and I made dinner for everyone, and fur flew. Although we do make our children dress for...
And it's hilarious. Not the nudity specifically, just the whole entire thing. It's a spoken word video she did with her band, and it's ... when I first watched it, my boyfriend just stopped what he was doing and said "what on earth is that emo bullshit?" It's Taylor Momsen, recognize!
But ok, I should tell you now that it's not exactly the nudity you may have in mind. It's a shot of her entire body, and it is naked, but it's kind of blurred. You can see everything, but it won't make you feel like a gynecologist or anything. And I ...
"Nowadays it's harder because everyone is on Facebook and everyone knows where you are all the time, and everyone's twittering. Like I'm going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody is going to kill me. Someone's going to twitter my location and then it's going to be like, boom. I actually think too much of anything can be scary, but at the same time it's also an opportunity. I mean mass communication is a good thing. It's actually a really great thing, it's just scary."
...
Look at this lady. No, really look at her. Oh my god, that fierce bitch is Dita Von Teese, and she is flawless. I can't even wrap my head around how gorgeous she is: she is too beautiful for the human mind to comprehend beyond "nnngh." I know she's done some questionable things (marrying Marilyn Manson, namely, but she fixed that), but I honestly didn't think that one single person on this planet would be able to turn down this lady if they were ever given the precious, precious chance t...
I can't understand everything he says, but even when you can't understand Karl, you just know he's being a bitch. And it's just so great to see him in action, isn't it? It makes you realize that the wonderful man we read about in stories is real, and he's that lovable, catty old biddy that we always knew him to be.
In honor of Karl, and since I know you didn't honestly believe you'd get through one weekend with me without seeing this, here's a picture of my cats from last night:
I can't understand everything he says, but even when you can't understand Karl, you just know he's being a bitch. And it's just so great to see him in action, isn't it? It makes you realize that the wonderful man we read about in stories is real, and he's that lovable, catty old biddy that we always knew him to be.
In honor of Karl, and since I know you didn't honestly believe you'd get through one weekend with me without seeing this, here's a picture of my cats from last night:
Tha...
This is a photo Katy Perry and John Mayer, taken on Sunday evening. They're in New York, and John Mayer was seen opening doors for her. Since it's probably not all that common for exes to go on cross country trips together, and since every dude friend I've ever had would rather watch a door hit me in the face rather than hold it for me, I'm assuming that this means they're back together. Again.
In case any of you are new here, this is the third time these two have gotten together. They ...
Oh heavens, bless his little heart! Kirk Cameron's feelings are still hurt because of that time a lot of people disagreed with him seven months ago. This poor man probably has nightmares over our impassioned words. Shame on us, friends. Shame on us.
Just as a reminder, here's what Kirk originally said:
“[Gay marriage is] detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization. … Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in the garden between...
"To the world, I feel like there's no closure. There's some obsession that's continued even throughout when we weren't friends or couldn't be friends at all. Hated each other. The world hasn't let go. They haven't seen any progress in our friendship, because they don't see anything, really. So now it's a bit of a fascination, I guess. I don't know if people will stop soon, but I feel like as soon as they have closure to it, they will. But they're not on the inside. They can't see what I see,...
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes entered not guilty pleas today to 2 counts of driving on a suspended license, TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the story ... Amanda was charged after police pulled her over in Burbank, CA last month -- and, upon discovering her license was suspended, ticketed her and impounded her black BMW.
Amanda was not in court today -- her attorney entered the pleas.
The case, one of many on Bynes' plate, is due back in court Nov. 29.
If you recall, she's also facing one charg...
You see that picture? You see what Octomom is doing up there? She's pretending to breastfeed a couple of baby dolls. Because that's what Octomom did on Friday night: she went to a drag show in New York, popped out her titties, and breastfed baby dolls.
She also let the baby dolls get a few sips of vodka before she started her main event: a clip from her porno flick.
But hey, here's another photo of that breastfeeding:
Where is this woman's Mother of the Year award? Presented for her mothering of the baby dolls, of course, not her actual children....
Oh, Fatmire. It's been far, far too long since we last heard from dear Fatmire, hasn't it? Three long, torturous month of missing out on the tenacity of the girl who maybe slept with Kris Humphries a few times. But fear not, friends, because Fatmire is back. And she's back hard.
From Page Six:
Kris Humphries’ “booty call girl” Myla Sinanaj is trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame by launching fashion lines and also writing a tell-all book. (But she may need spelling and geography...
Couples Therapy. I am so bummed that I haven't seen it yet. Have any of you guys seen it yet? Is it as amazingly horrifying as all the promos promised it would be?
Probably, because according to a blog by Alex McCord, a Real Housewife of New York and fellow cast member on the show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were embarrassingly desperate for attention. And it sounds awesome:
Finally, Simon and I made dinner for everyone, and fur flew. Although we do make our children dress for...
And it's hilarious. Not the nudity specifically, just the whole entire thing. It's a spoken word video she did with her band, and it's ... when I first watched it, my boyfriend just stopped what he was doing and said "what on earth is that emo bullshit?" It's Taylor Momsen, recognize!
But ok, I should tell you now that it's not exactly the nudity you may have in mind. It's a shot of her entire body, and it is naked, but it's kind of blurred. You can see everything, but it won't make you feel like a gynecologist or anything. And I ...
"Nowadays it's harder because everyone is on Facebook and everyone knows where you are all the time, and everyone's twittering. Like I'm going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody is going to kill me. Someone's going to twitter my location and then it's going to be like, boom. I actually think too much of anything can be scary, but at the same time it's also an opportunity. I mean mass communication is a good thing. It's actually a really great thing, it's just scary."
...
Look at this lady. No, really look at her. Oh my god, that fierce bitch is Dita Von Teese, and she is flawless. I can't even wrap my head around how gorgeous she is: she is too beautiful for the human mind to comprehend beyond "nnngh." I know she's done some questionable things (marrying Marilyn Manson, namely, but she fixed that), but I honestly didn't think that one single person on this planet would be able to turn down this lady if they were ever given the precious, precious chance t...
I can't understand everything he says, but even when you can't understand Karl, you just know he's being a bitch. And it's just so great to see him in action, isn't it? It makes you realize that the wonderful man we read about in stories is real, and he's that lovable, catty old biddy that we always knew him to be.
In honor of Karl, and since I know you didn't honestly believe you'd get through one weekend with me without seeing this, here's a picture of my cats from last night:
Tha...