Guys. Guys, just shut up for a minute. Because Taylor Swift released her brand new album yesterday, and she has some serious, serious stuff to say.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Taylor does this thing with her albums where she puts all the lyrics in the little booklet and then puts in this special secret code. Or, ok, it's not really a secret code, she just capitalizes certain letters within the lyrics to spell out a little note about each song. These notes are clues to who t...
Yeah, that guy is Lindsay's boyfriend, the one who made his first appearance at Lindsay's intervention. His name is Josh Chunn, he's 25 years old, and he used to be a cheerleader at the University of Louisiana, but now he's a personal trainer in L.A. And he is also way, way worried about his girl.
Here's what he had to say to the Daily News:
“I’ve been trying to get Lindsay to focus. But how do you get her to focus with all the stuff going on around her? I can barely focus. She’s ...
He also got this big ol' lion tattooed right on his throat last week, right next to his creepy lady tattoo. He tweeted that picture, along with the caption "symbol of Christ and Freedom!" Theory: in his mind, Chris is Jesus and Rihanna is a beaten face. Valid?
Oh, but that thing about Chris being a bad person still. Yeah, that's true. We can tell because a few days ago he called one of his fans a f-ggot.
From Radar:
On Friday night Los Angeles resident Lucas Peter was at the Arclight m...
It's a vibrator. Alicia Silverstone wants to sell you a vibrator.
Here's her pitch:
Ok, ladies-- sometimes it’s nice to have a little extra…something…when you're getting it on (solo, with your partner…whatever floats your boat). There is one personal massager company that’s actually Kinder than all the rest.
These vibrators from Leaf come in a bunch of different shapes, all inspired by nature. I like that they look natural and feminine…like leaves and flowers...not scary. Plus they’re made from phalate-free,...
From TMZ:
Christina Aguilera's Rubenesque physique could pay off in a huuuuge way -- TMZ has learned she's been offered $3 MILLION to be the face of a dating website for "big and beautiful" women.
The person behind the offer is former "America's Next Top Model" winner Whitney Thompson -- the first plus-size model to even win the show.
Whitney now runs TheBigandTheBeautiful.com -- and fired off a letter to Aguilera, saying she's extremely interested locking down Christina as the spokespe...
No, yeah, that's Mandy Moore. This is also Mandy Moore:
Oh, but hey, one more time:
Are any of you guys kind of freaked out? Because this is kind of freaking me out. Mandy Moore used to be so, so adorable. Check it out:
Right? She used to sing songs about candy and star in sweet movies like A Walk to Remember, and now she has a whole different face and I don't even know who she is anymore.
So what's going on with this? I have no idea, but luckily, Radar was able to s...
This is a video of that interview I told you about a few days ago, remember? That interview that Kristen Stewart did to promote her Balenciaga perfume that was supposed to last for thirty minutes and wrapped up after about sixteen. Because Kristen Stewart was being too awkward to live.
But no, I get it. I'm not trying to hate on her right now. I can't imagine anyone being able to talk about a perfume for half an hour, especially when the interviewer keeps asking the same questions over and over ("no really, about that movie thing"). And who thought it would be a good idea to have Kristen do a live interview anyway? Certainly it wasn't anyone who has ever met or heard of Kristen Stewart. And why did Kristen take this job anyway if she's so bad at talking? So many questions are going unanswered.
Anyway, I challenge you to watch this entire video. Bonus points if you can keep from jiggling your leg and messing with your fingernails. />
This is a video of that interview I told you about a few days ago, remember? That interview that Kristen Stewart did to promote her Balenciaga perfume that was supposed to last for thirty minutes and wrapped up after about sixteen. Because Kristen Stewart was being too awkward to live.
But no, I get it. I'm not trying to hate on her right now. I can't imagine anyone being able to talk about a perfume for half an hour, especially when the interviewer keeps asking the same questions over and over ("no really, about that movie thing"). And who thought it would be a...
Yeah, I don't know. It's not exactly porn, nobody wants to see Kate Gosselin having sex or anything. It would just be Kate hanging out naked, doing stuff. Which is better, I guess? Maybe?
Vivid Entertainment, those people who want every celebrity ever to do porn, are starting a television channel, very creatively called VividTV. They want Kate to be something called a "Naked Host," which would apparently entail presenting the programming. That sounds kind of vague, right? And Kate ...
Yeah, this is that intervention thing again. How crazy was that, huh? When I first read about it, I assumed it was just Michael Lohan trying to earn another Father of the Year award and some free press, but I was wrong. It turns out that Lindsays' entire team - her manager and her lawyers included - were in on the intervention.
TMZ even has the emails between Michael and Lindsay's people:
Michael Lohan was NOT ALONE in orchestrating an emergency intervention on Lindsay Friday -- and TMZ has seen ...
"I'm really ready to have some babies. I want babies! I've always wanted them, but I've been saying 'I want babies in three years' since I was, like, 27. And now I'm 28. No, I'm 38 -- I think it's time. [My eggs are] going to be hard-boiled and fried and scrambled up in there, so it's time to get those eggs working!"
- Tyra Banks reveals her real thoughts on childbearing and NOT doing a monologue from How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days.
No, but really, does that sound crazy to you? Maybe it...
Now that Lindsay Lohan is finally starting to get steady work again, it stands to reason that she will finally start f-cking up her career again, doesn't it? We kept hearing how awful she was on the set of her Lifetime movie, we heard about how unprofessional she was on the set of Scary Movie 8,092,544 or whatever, and now we're hearing about how she screwed up on the set of The Canyons, her softcore porn. Except this time it's extra fun, because we're hearing directly from the people who worked on the film.
Bret Easton Ellis, right? You know him. He wrote American ...
Guys. Guys, just shut up for a minute. Because Taylor Swift released her brand new album yesterday, and she has some serious, serious stuff to say.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Taylor does this thing with her albums where she puts all the lyrics in the little booklet and then puts in this special secret code. Or, ok, it's not really a secret code, she just capitalizes certain letters within the lyrics to spell out a little note about each song. These notes are clues to who t...
Yeah, that guy is Lindsay's boyfriend, the one who made his first appearance at Lindsay's intervention. His name is Josh Chunn, he's 25 years old, and he used to be a cheerleader at the University of Louisiana, but now he's a personal trainer in L.A. And he is also way, way worried about his girl.
Here's what he had to say to the Daily News:
“I’ve been trying to get Lindsay to focus. But how do you get her to focus with all the stuff going on around her? I can barely focus. She’s ...
He also got this big ol' lion tattooed right on his throat last week, right next to his creepy lady tattoo. He tweeted that picture, along with the caption "symbol of Christ and Freedom!" Theory: in his mind, Chris is Jesus and Rihanna is a beaten face. Valid?
Oh, but that thing about Chris being a bad person still. Yeah, that's true. We can tell because a few days ago he called one of his fans a f-ggot.
From Radar:
On Friday night Los Angeles resident Lucas Peter was at the Arclight m...
It's a vibrator. Alicia Silverstone wants to sell you a vibrator.
Here's her pitch:
Ok, ladies-- sometimes it’s nice to have a little extra…something…when you're getting it on (solo, with your partner…whatever floats your boat). There is one personal massager company that’s actually Kinder than all the rest.
These vibrators from Leaf come in a bunch of different shapes, all inspired by nature. I like that they look natural and feminine…like leaves and flowers...not scary. Plus they’re made from phalate-free,...
From TMZ:
Christina Aguilera's Rubenesque physique could pay off in a huuuuge way -- TMZ has learned she's been offered $3 MILLION to be the face of a dating website for "big and beautiful" women.
The person behind the offer is former "America's Next Top Model" winner Whitney Thompson -- the first plus-size model to even win the show.
Whitney now runs TheBigandTheBeautiful.com -- and fired off a letter to Aguilera, saying she's extremely interested locking down Christina as the spokespe...
No, yeah, that's Mandy Moore. This is also Mandy Moore:
Oh, but hey, one more time:
Are any of you guys kind of freaked out? Because this is kind of freaking me out. Mandy Moore used to be so, so adorable. Check it out:
Right? She used to sing songs about candy and star in sweet movies like A Walk to Remember, and now she has a whole different face and I don't even know who she is anymore.
So what's going on with this? I have no idea, but luckily, Radar was able to s...
Yeah, I don't know. It's not exactly porn, nobody wants to see Kate Gosselin having sex or anything. It would just be Kate hanging out naked, doing stuff. Which is better, I guess? Maybe?
Vivid Entertainment, those people who want every celebrity ever to do porn, are starting a television channel, very creatively called VividTV. They want Kate to be something called a "Naked Host," which would apparently entail presenting the programming. That sounds kind of vague, right? And Kate ...
Yeah, this is that intervention thing again. How crazy was that, huh? When I first read about it, I assumed it was just Michael Lohan trying to earn another Father of the Year award and some free press, but I was wrong. It turns out that Lindsays' entire team - her manager and her lawyers included - were in on the intervention.
TMZ even has the emails between Michael and Lindsay's people:
Michael Lohan was NOT ALONE in orchestrating an emergency intervention on Lindsay Friday -- and TMZ has seen ...
"I'm really ready to have some babies. I want babies! I've always wanted them, but I've been saying 'I want babies in three years' since I was, like, 27. And now I'm 28. No, I'm 38 -- I think it's time. [My eggs are] going to be hard-boiled and fried and scrambled up in there, so it's time to get those eggs working!"
- Tyra Banks reveals her real thoughts on childbearing and NOT doing a monologue from How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days.
No, but really, does that sound crazy to you? Maybe it...
Now that Lindsay Lohan is finally starting to get steady work again, it stands to reason that she will finally start f-cking up her career again, doesn't it? We kept hearing how awful she was on the set of her Lifetime movie, we heard about how unprofessional she was on the set of Scary Movie 8,092,544 or whatever, and now we're hearing about how she screwed up on the set of The Canyons, her softcore porn. Except this time it's extra fun, because we're hearing directly from the people who worked on the film.
Bret Easton Ellis, right? You know him. He wrote American ...