I know, I know. Hush, baby birds. It's ok. I know that Thanksgiving was ruined when we learned that Courtney Stodden wouldn't be stripping on Thanksgiving Eve. I know how bad that hurt. And the fact that we didn't get an explanation hurt just as bad, didn't it? I'm so sorry. I wish I could shield you from all the pain in the world, but I can't.
However, I can finally give you an explanation for Courtney's sudden cancellation. Or, well, a few explanations.
Here's the short and sweet statement from the club...
So yeah, they're back together. Bummer. Things were looking so good too! Yesterday, there was a report that Selena had put a lock on all her communication devices so that Justin couldn't contact her. He couldn't call, text, or email, or whatever else it is kids do today with their fancy electronics. Nope, he was out of her life. That same report also said that "the breakup absolutely, positively involved another woman." So good for Selena, right? Break up with the cheating bastard and block him from your life. That's it.
...
"Producing a movie with Lindsay is not for the faint of heart. I turned 50 shades of white actually during the production. We had serious challenges to deal with due to her probation and her history. Therefore we had to make a deal where there were pages and pages of ‘what if' clauses. There never was a ‘what if she can act' clause. It was about, ‘What if there is a car accident? What if there is a violation of her probation [and she's] incarcerated?' Those ‘what ifs' were plenty. She ...
I really wanted to put "asshole" up there instead of "douchebag," because I feel like the two words have different meanings - an asshole is unquestionably not cool, where as an otherwise cool person can have douchey moments, you know? - but I didn't think our advertisers would appreciate that right up there in the headline, so I went more mild. But just to clarify, I meant "asshole." Chris Brown is still an asshole.
Here's why:
There's a video where he tries to act like a good person...
A lot of you guys didn't appreciate the sheerness of the dress that Kristen Stewart wore to the Breaking Dawn premiere in Hollywood. Some of you were like me and thought that see-through formal wear is just never a good plan, but a lot of you thought that with the Grand Cheating Scandal of 2012, she should have been more conservative, or, you know, at least not wear a dress where we had to check and make sure that we couldn't see her actual vagina.
So, uh, what do you guys think about what she wore to the London premier...
From TMZ:
Courtney Stodden will NOT be flaunting her suspiciously perky 18-year-old breasts at a pole dancing performance next week -- because the gay club that booked her ... just dropped her like a hot potato.
Courtney's people tell TMZ, it's unclear why her performance was abruptly canceled -- but they believe the higher ups who own the place pulled the plug on her out of "fear" ... whatever that means.
Courtney had been scheduled to ride the pole at the famous Abbey in West Hollywo...
Sorry, that headline was inappropriate. It should have read "James Franco Needs to Shut His Very Educated, Very Smart and Impressive Mouth." Because, as we all know, James Franco is nothing if not way brainy.
Anyway, he needs to shut his mouth because he keeps running it over at Huffington Post. He writes a blog for the site - remember that time that he wrote that thing about how great Kristen Stewart is? So embarrassing, right? Yeah, I don't know why I don't read his blog more regularly (probably it's because my brain would explode), but I wanted to share a few excerpts from his latest ...
This new interview is just classic Lindsay. Like, if we had an Evil Beet puppet show and I got to play Lindsay (I would give Sarah Britney Spears and Paris Hilton for Lindsay, but we'd probably have to arm wrestle for Courtney Stodden), I would say all of the things Lindsay says in this interview. It's so "not my fault!" it's insane. It's wonderful.
So let's just jump on in, all right?
On Liz Taylor and love: “I can only imagine what it would be like to have the kind of love that she an...
This is probably the most amusing story I've heard all week, which is a pretty big deal when you consider that so far this week, we've learned that Courtney Stodden landed her very first stripping gig and Rihanna considers herself "art." This is better than that, you guys.
As you might have gathered from the headline, the rumor is that Justin Bieber asked Selena Gomez to marry him on two different occasions before she broke up with him. You can totally see him doing that, right? Like he said ...
Yeah, I know, this isn't a surprise. We heard about this last week, and there wasn't even a stupid spoiler alert. But regardless of the shock factor, this story is something that needs to be covered. People magazine looked at every single living man, and out of all of them, they chose Channing Tatum as the very sexiest. And if that's not newsworthy, I don't know what is.
Here's his little interview from the magazine. It's not anything groundbreaking, but you can probably see why I said ...
How are my fellow Americans planning on spending Thanksgiving this year? Probably eating with family, eating with friends, or eating by yourself, right? That's fair. But what about Thanksgiving Eve? Do you have any specific plans for that day? Personally, on Thanksgiving Eve I just usually do what I do every other day, except that night I plan my outfit and makeup and everything so that my family can remember to be proud of me that I didn't get pregnant at 16 and that I've never stolen pills f...
I know, I know. Hush, baby birds. It's ok. I know that Thanksgiving was ruined when we learned that Courtney Stodden wouldn't be stripping on Thanksgiving Eve. I know how bad that hurt. And the fact that we didn't get an explanation hurt just as bad, didn't it? I'm so sorry. I wish I could shield you from all the pain in the world, but I can't.
However, I can finally give you an explanation for Courtney's sudden cancellation. Or, well, a few explanations.
Here's the short and sweet statement from the club...
So yeah, they're back together. Bummer. Things were looking so good too! Yesterday, there was a report that Selena had put a lock on all her communication devices so that Justin couldn't contact her. He couldn't call, text, or email, or whatever else it is kids do today with their fancy electronics. Nope, he was out of her life. That same report also said that "the breakup absolutely, positively involved another woman." So good for Selena, right? Break up with the cheating bastard and block him from your life. That's it.
...
"Producing a movie with Lindsay is not for the faint of heart. I turned 50 shades of white actually during the production. We had serious challenges to deal with due to her probation and her history. Therefore we had to make a deal where there were pages and pages of ‘what if' clauses. There never was a ‘what if she can act' clause. It was about, ‘What if there is a car accident? What if there is a violation of her probation [and she's] incarcerated?' Those ‘what ifs' were plenty. She ...
I really wanted to put "asshole" up there instead of "douchebag," because I feel like the two words have different meanings - an asshole is unquestionably not cool, where as an otherwise cool person can have douchey moments, you know? - but I didn't think our advertisers would appreciate that right up there in the headline, so I went more mild. But just to clarify, I meant "asshole." Chris Brown is still an asshole.
Here's why:
There's a video where he tries to act like a good person...
A lot of you guys didn't appreciate the sheerness of the dress that Kristen Stewart wore to the Breaking Dawn premiere in Hollywood. Some of you were like me and thought that see-through formal wear is just never a good plan, but a lot of you thought that with the Grand Cheating Scandal of 2012, she should have been more conservative, or, you know, at least not wear a dress where we had to check and make sure that we couldn't see her actual vagina.
So, uh, what do you guys think about what she wore to the London premier...
From TMZ:
Courtney Stodden will NOT be flaunting her suspiciously perky 18-year-old breasts at a pole dancing performance next week -- because the gay club that booked her ... just dropped her like a hot potato.
Courtney's people tell TMZ, it's unclear why her performance was abruptly canceled -- but they believe the higher ups who own the place pulled the plug on her out of "fear" ... whatever that means.
Courtney had been scheduled to ride the pole at the famous Abbey in West Hollywo...
Sorry, that headline was inappropriate. It should have read "James Franco Needs to Shut His Very Educated, Very Smart and Impressive Mouth." Because, as we all know, James Franco is nothing if not way brainy.
Anyway, he needs to shut his mouth because he keeps running it over at Huffington Post. He writes a blog for the site - remember that time that he wrote that thing about how great Kristen Stewart is? So embarrassing, right? Yeah, I don't know why I don't read his blog more regularly (probably it's because my brain would explode), but I wanted to share a few excerpts from his latest ...
This new interview is just classic Lindsay. Like, if we had an Evil Beet puppet show and I got to play Lindsay (I would give Sarah Britney Spears and Paris Hilton for Lindsay, but we'd probably have to arm wrestle for Courtney Stodden), I would say all of the things Lindsay says in this interview. It's so "not my fault!" it's insane. It's wonderful.
So let's just jump on in, all right?
On Liz Taylor and love: “I can only imagine what it would be like to have the kind of love that she an...
This is probably the most amusing story I've heard all week, which is a pretty big deal when you consider that so far this week, we've learned that Courtney Stodden landed her very first stripping gig and Rihanna considers herself "art." This is better than that, you guys.
As you might have gathered from the headline, the rumor is that Justin Bieber asked Selena Gomez to marry him on two different occasions before she broke up with him. You can totally see him doing that, right? Like he said ...
Yeah, I know, this isn't a surprise. We heard about this last week, and there wasn't even a stupid spoiler alert. But regardless of the shock factor, this story is something that needs to be covered. People magazine looked at every single living man, and out of all of them, they chose Channing Tatum as the very sexiest. And if that's not newsworthy, I don't know what is.
Here's his little interview from the magazine. It's not anything groundbreaking, but you can probably see why I said ...
How are my fellow Americans planning on spending Thanksgiving this year? Probably eating with family, eating with friends, or eating by yourself, right? That's fair. But what about Thanksgiving Eve? Do you have any specific plans for that day? Personally, on Thanksgiving Eve I just usually do what I do every other day, except that night I plan my outfit and makeup and everything so that my family can remember to be proud of me that I didn't get pregnant at 16 and that I've never stolen pills f...