Because it looks like it's going to be her last stretch of freedom for a while.
When Lindsay Lohan missed her court date earlier this morning because she was having a good ol' time at Cannes, the judge was not at all pleased. She issued a warrant for Lindsay's arrest and set her bail at $100,000, making the stipulation that she could post bail and remain out of jail until her hearing only if she refrained from drinking and agreed to weekly drug testing. The judge also didn't believe Lind...
I didn't want to watch the first Men in Black movie because I was nine and I wasn't into aliens, but my brother was a dick and threatened some kind of bodily harm if I didn't see it, so I did. I didn't want to watch the second one, but Johnny Knoxville was in it, and since Johnny Knoxville is my secret love, I had to watch it. I didn't even know there was a third one in the works, but there is, and I'm going to have to watch that one too.
Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords is g...
When we last heard from Lindsay, she was worried about not being able to make her court date on Thursday due to volcanic ash. But now, girl has bigger problems. Someone stole her passport.
But she's totally trying to get back to L.A., guys. She tried to board her flight without a passport, but they just wouldn't let her. She's made an appointment with the U.S. embassy to get a new one, but her appointment isn't until 9:00 tomorrow morning. Do that math, and Lindsay's not going to mak...