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Lindsay Better Enjoy Her Flight Back From Cannes…

A photo of Lindsay Lohan at Cannes Because it looks like it's going to be her last stretch of freedom for a while. When Lindsay Lohan missed her court date earlier this morning because she was having a good ol' time at Cannes, the judge was not at all pleased.  She issued a warrant for Lindsay's arrest and set her bail at $100,000, making the stipulation that she could post bail and remain out of jail until her hearing only if she refrained from drinking and agreed to weekly drug testing.  The judge also didn't believe Lind...

Apparently I’m Watching The New Men in Black Movie

I didn't want to watch the first Men in Black movie because I was nine and I wasn't into aliens, but my brother was a dick and threatened some kind of bodily harm if I didn't see it, so I did.  I didn't want to watch the second one, but Johnny Knoxville was in it, and since Johnny Knoxville is my secret love, I had to watch it.  I didn't even know there was a third one in the works, but there is, and I'm going to have to watch that one too. Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords is g...

The Saga Continues

A photo of Lindsay Lohan at Cannes When we last heard from Lindsay, she was worried about not being able to make her court date on Thursday due to volcanic ash. But now, girl has bigger problems.  Someone stole her passport. But she's totally trying to get back to L.A., guys.  She tried to board her flight without a passport, but they just wouldn't let her.  She's made an appointment with the U.S. embassy to get a new one, but her appointment isn't until 9:00 tomorrow morning.  Do that math, and Lindsay's not going to mak...

Mariah Carey Is For Sure A Hero

Mariah Carey While waiting to go on stage at a concert in Egypt last night, Mariah Carey spotted a fire.  Thinking quickly, as Mariah is no doubt apt to do, she took it upon herself to extinguish the fire.  She even documented this feat on Twitter: In Egypt getting ready to go on stage and suddenly there was a surge of power and an electrical fire started under my feet! Wtf?! Naturally,my emergency instincts kicked in and I put out the flames w/a towel. Lol(yet true) The funny thing about this ish...

Say It Ain’t So, Cullen Family!

Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz The latest film in the Twilight series, Eclipse, will be out in theatres at the end of June.  That means that filming for the last part of the saga, Breaking Dawn, is all set to start filming, but there have been some setbacks. Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz, or Alice and Emmett Cullen, want more money.  They originally signed on for three movies, and in order to stick around for the fourth, they require roughly $4 million each. That's kind of a ballsy move, considering how this series isn't...

Jenny Craig Totally Worked For Jason Alexander

Back in January, Jason Alexander became the new Jenny Craig spokesperson.  He's lost 30 pounds, and judging by the video above, he's pretty happy with those results.  I just wish every celebrity who loses weight would celebrate with a flashy song and dance number. Alexander sings Jenny Craig's praises all over his weight loss blog: The Jenny Craig program is not a hard program. But it does take a committed person to reach success. Every day you are doing this work, working toward your goal — you are showing yourself and the world wha...

Steve Carell Puts A Knife Through My Heart

Steve Carell The Office, also known as one of the best TV shows that ever happened, is currently about to wrap up its sixth season, and Steve Carell's contract is up after the seventh.  And he doesn't plan on sticking around afterwards. That first part isn't that new, but there hasn't been much word on NBC's stance.  They've recently stated that they're about as happy with the prospect of Carell leaving as I am, which is not at all. Representatives of NBC said "we hope we can keep him around for a l...

Justin Bieber Has Seen Better Days

Justin Bieber Here's a photo of Justin Bieber at Six Flags last week, back before his younger, more talented look-alike Greyson Michael Chance got a record deal and pushed the Biebz one step closer to oblivion.  He looks happy here, at least. Another blow to Bieber came when Twitter just recently changed the way their trending topics are selected.  With those changes, poor Justin no longer qualifies; he was pushed off the list, but today his fans pulled together and got him back on as "Twieber."  And that...

Catherine Zeta-Jones Needs to Shut The Fuck Up

Catherine Zeta-Jones In a recent interview, Catherine Zeta-Jones said: "I am not aesthetically beautiful.  I have a broken nose, I had a tracheotomy when I was a kid, I have broken capillaries and I’m always asking my husband ‘do I look fat in this dress? Can you see that spot on my face’.” Is she serious with this?  If she is not "aesthetically beautiful," then who is?  I understand personal insecurities and all that, but I hate it when unbelievably gorgeous women like Catherine Zeta-Jones complain abo...

This Is The Funniest Jake Gyllenhaal Has Ever Been

Jake went to the Moscow premiere of Prince of Persia.  Then he went to a club.  The above video documents what occurred. I'm not a huge Jake Gyllenhaal fan.  I liked him in October Sky, and he was pretty cute in Brokeback Mountain, but that's about it.  However, I am always a fan of drunk guys dancing and hitting on girls in clubs, so I feel I am at a crossroads.  I remember that atrocity called The Day After Tomorrow, but then I watch him get a friendly arm pat and a dismissal from some girl at around 1:38, and...

Alec Baldwin > Betty White?

Last night, Alec Baldwin hosted the 35th season finale of Saturday Night Live.  I'm not sure when I started liking Alec Baldwin, but it happened and I don't know how I feel about it.  Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers were there too, so it was a double dose of goodness. By the way, I don't really believe Alec Baldwin is greater than Betty White.  She'll always be my favorite....

Bono Needs to Get Away From Broadway

Bono The Spider-Man musical has been in the works for a good long while. Originally, it might have been at least mediocre:  direction by Julie Taymor, music by Bono and The Edge from U2, and Alan Cumming and Evan Rachel Wood as the Green Goblin and Mary Jane.  But Cumming and Wood have dropped out in the past couple of months and apparently Julie Taymor doesn't have any sense, so now it's just going to be a disaster. An absurd amount of money is going into this travesty of a musical. The New Yor...
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