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Alicia Keys: Engaged, Pregnant, And Fabulous

A photo of Alicia Keys and the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball Her reps have confirmed that Alicia Keys is engaged and expecting with boyfriend/producer Swizz Beatz (while I just hope other stories surface in which I can type the name "Swizz Beatz"). This is their first child together, and Alicia's first ever, so good on her.  There's no word yet on when the kid is due, but they wedding will happen sometime later this year.  And no doubt Alicia will be absolutely stunning doing all of these things. I'm not that familiar with Alicia Keys' work.  I ca...

Top Three Reasons Why Jonathan Rhys Meyers Is Too Hot For Alcoholism

A photo of Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a press conference for The Tudors It's back to rehab for Jonathan Rhys Meyers.  This trip, which was brought on by his girlfriend telling him to stop drinking or stop talking to her, will be his fourth time in treatment.  I know alcoholism is a serious problem, but I also know you're not likely to get better if you're doing it for someone else, so I've compiled a list of reasons why Jonathan Rhys Meyers is too hot for alcoholism, and hopefully he can sense the energy of what I'm trying to do and come to love himself because of i...

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Feel Just As Sad As Me

A photo of Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson at the National Movie Awards Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (the last part of the Harry Potter series for those of you reading this site from your cave) was amazing.  I laughed, I cried, I screamed, I sobbed:  amazing.  Say what you will about a shitty epilogue or a predictable plot, but if you didn't tear up at the end when Harry walked into that forest, when "I open at the close" finally made sense, then you don't have a soul. Quite understandably, the stars of the Harry Potter movies feel similarly close to t...

Ellen Is Just The Best

A photo of Ellen Degeneres Remember when that Greyson Michael Chance kid was on Ellen?  Ellen certainly does:  she's making her own record label, and Greyson will be the first artist signed.  She's said that Greyson inspired her to do this, and she'll use the label to sign other artists she discovers.  Greyson, who is being co-managed by Madonna's and Lady Gaga's managers, will be on Ellen again today to perform an original song. There are so many things that are lovely about this news.  For one, I'm excited about ...

I’ve Never Been More in Love With Lady Gaga

Last night, Glee had their highly anticipated Lady Gaga episode, and I still cannot completely comprehend how amazing it was. I don't like Lady Gaga's music, that's not a secret, but will I cry at a soulful duet of "Poker Face"? Of course I will, let's not be ridiculous.  And while I may not flip my shit over "Bad Romance" like the rest of the world, I can appreciate the fact that Gaga's got style, and Glee got all up on that style for this week's episode.  There were costumes inspired from the pop star's most iconic looks, including the d...

Don’t Worry, Gabe Saporta Is Still Pretty Awesome

Gabe Saporta, lead singer of the spectacular band Cobra Starship, has recently gotten some heat from his behavior at a concert (see above video, then go ahead and keep watching for "Snakes on a Plane").  In the video, he attacks a heckler, beginning the conversation with "Yo, fat boy giving me the finger, what's your problem?" and he ends it with "go the fuck home, go look at pictures of your mom and jack off," and he says all kinds of things in between. Saporta defends his actions in his blog, where he wrote It’s also insane to me th...

Westboro Baptist Is At It Again

Ronnie James Dio died a couple weeks ago.  I didn't write about it because I didn't think many of you were huge Dio fans or anything, and even though I know he rocked pretty hard, I'm not a huge fan either.  So I'm sorry about that.  But then those wacky Christian fundamentalists, the Westboro Baptist Church, decided that they were going to protest Dio's memorial service, which is going to be held on Sunday in L.A. And I, like many of you, have words to say about Westboro Baptist, so here we are. In a press release on the topic of Dio ...

Paula’s Back!

A photo of Paula Abdul at the TV Land Awards Not back to American Idol or anything.  No, this is better.  Paula Abdul is the executive producer, creative partner, lead judge, mentor, and coach for a dance competition show, Got to Dance.  The show is going to premiere on CBS sometime mid-season as the U.S. edition of a British show with the same name, and it will no doubt be a train wreck. I never really got into American Idol, but I have a friend who watches it religiously, and she always sends me clips and says "watch this hilar...

Keep It in Your Pants, Cuddy

A photo of Lisa Edelstein and Hugh Laurie Lisa Edelstein, better known as Cuddy from House, has always rooted for a romance between her character and Laurie's.  You can't really blame her - you know a large percentage of House viewers want to bang him - but Lisa's a little vocal about it.  After the finale of the sixth season, which hinted at an actual relationship between the two, she hasn't been holding back: "I think they need to go for it!" Cute, right?  Yeah, that's cool, but then she went on to talk about Laurie specificall...

Best Honeymoon Ever?

A photo of Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris at the Gersh Agency's upfronts Just last Saturday, Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris got married. And what other way to celebrate than by promoting television shows? This week, the two have been in New York, doing interviews and talking to corporate sponsors and not really honeymooning at all. Jensen is promoting Supernatural while Danneel is all about a new show on NBC, Friends With Benefits, so tough break, One Tree Hill fans (if any of you still exist). I'm not trying to start shit, but is this weird to anybody else? ...

Justin Bieber Is Clearly A Gift From God

The Biebz has brought so much light to my life.  I have a friend who is dating one of the lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, and I've had oodles of fun coming up with jokes for that situation.  My imaginary boyfriend (who is imaginary in the sense that we're not really dating, not in the sense that I have hallucinated a person to be my boyfriend) is known for his remarkable rendition of "Baby."  Just when I thought that Justin Bieber couldn't bring me any more glee, he went and got filmed running into a door. I haven't been feeling ...

Miley Cyrus Is Toxic

A photo of Miley Cyrus at the Hannah Montana wrap party Or her jewelry is, at least. Walmart is pulling her jewelry line off the shelves after lab tests showed that the jewelry contains a high amount of cadmium, which is bad news (cadmium poisoning was on House, if that tells you anything).  It's not lethal if it's simply worn, but it will fuck your world up if you ingest it, and that's what people are worried about. Well, by "people," I mean the Associated Press, who conducted the test.  Walmart and Miley knew about the cadmium months ago, b...
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