Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bam Margera Gets Beaten, But Not On Purpose This Time

A photo of Bam Margera and the 2nd Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards When Bam was leaving his bar at around 2 AM last night, some crazy lady approached him.  There was some sort of altercation (the details are shady at this point) which the woman ended by hitting Bam with a baseball bat on the back of his head.  The woman was arrested, and Bam went to a hospital.  There's no word about how he's doing. I don't give a fuck, I love Bam Margera.  I'm not one of those girls who wears the t-shirts and pretends she knows how to skate and gets heartagram tattoos (...

Jodie Foster Attacks A Teenager

A photo of Jodie Foster Here's what happened, according to the police report.  Jodie Foster and her kids were at The Grove in L.A., and this 17-year-old guy started taking pictures of her in the parking lot.  Jodie approached him, "poked him on his chest," then "grabbed vict by his left arm causing visible injury."  The victim's father was there as well, and he said that Jodie asked the guy "Do you even have a mother, you slimeball?"  He also said of his son that "He didn't mouth back at all and was scared of ...

Glee Gets Better, As If That’s Possible

A photo of a Glee concert Glee is becoming the latest television show to be made into a porn. Thanks, Hustler, for making my life a little more complete. The film isn't going to be released until next month, but you can watch the trailer, which features Sue Sylvester kissin' up on Tina, Mr. Schuester looking a little busted and creepin' on a whole bunch of people, and what looks like a Cheerios orgy.  And if you're as entranced by the musical number featured in the trailer as I am, you can watch the entire performance of...

David Bowie Is The Most Selfish Man Alive

A photo of David Bowie at the CFDA Fashion Awards David Bowie, also known as the most talented, most fabulous musician ever, hasn't released an album since Reality in 2003.  He hasn't toured since 2004, when he had a heart attack.  That's a fair reason to put touring on hold for a while, but it's been six years.  This is the longest hiatus that Bowie's taken since he began his career in the late '60's, and he's recently said that it's not going to end any time soon.  In a profile of Bowie's wife, Iman, Bowie was asked about that hiatus, ...

Snooki Makes A Friend!

A photo of Snooki at the CMT Music Awards And that friend is that hilarious senator, John McCain.  Ain't no party like the GOP, Snooki, you just remember that. In a Jersey Shore sneak peek for the second season, Snooki can be seen using spray-on tan, then making the comment “I don’t go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning, and I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan.” McCain then res...

You Better Watch It, Jersey Shore

A photo of the Jersey Shore cast The people in charge of the hilarious travesty Jersey Shore are working on a very similar show.  Except instead of fist-pumping* guidos and guidettes, there will be rednecks.  Doron Ofir Casting is looking for "12 lucky guys and gals who are keepin' it country and want to party their asses off" for the show titled Party Down South, and they'll be traveling all throughout Dixie to find these people. I've never really spent time on the Jersey Shore, but I have spent my whole life in the South....

Travie McCoy Interviews Gabe Saporta, And Other Reasons I Love My Life

A photo of Gabe Saporta and Travie McCoy You can find the interview here in all its glory, but I believe my favorite part was when Travie asked Gabe what would happen in a fight between Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers.  Gabe answered correctly, stating Dude, Bieber would own all the JoBros with one arm tied behind his back. Bieber's from the streets; he ain't nevah scurred. Their purity rings wouldn't stand a chance against his skills. And he'd have no remorse either. Amen, Gabe Saporta.  Bieber 4 Lyfe. While I love this inte...

Whitney Houston’s Tour Is Not Going Well

A photo of Whitney Houston Poor Whitney can't get a break.  The Internet has been all over her about her weight gain, though it looks to me that her body's just getting used to not being addicted to crack.  I think she looks way better in the above photo than when she was all skin and bones and drugs.  But according to the National Enquirer (so reputable, I know), Whitney's now at around 175 lbs., and there's "no sign of slowing down." On top of the talk of her weight, there's also that whole issue of Whitney not...

Britney’s Conservatorship: Still Going Strong

A photo of Britney Spears After a meeting yesterday between Britney Spears' father and a judge, it was decided that Britney still isn't able to gain independence. Her conservatorship, which has been in place since early 2008, gives her dad control of basically her whole life, and no one involved - including Britney herself, who wasn't present for the meeting - sees this arrangement ending any time soon.  A friend told RadarOnline “It seems highly unlikely that the conservatorship will end by the end of summer. Britney's j...

Help Me Understand You, Lance Bass

A photo of Lance Bass Lance Bass recently posted these photos on his Facebook, taken at a recent photo shoot by Mike Ruiz.  And I don't get it. Ok, Nsync has been over for years, so it's not like he's trying to break away from that wholesome image.  He came out a few years ago, so it's not really like a cheeky "fuck all y'all, I rock makeup too, go ahead and suck it."  And he never went to space like he wanted to.  I don't know how that's immediately relevant, it just always disappointed me. I'm not trying...

Rue McClanahan Passes Away

A photo of Rue McClanahan Rue McClanahan, 76, died early this morning after suffering a massive stroke.  Her manager told People that she “had her family with her. She went in peace.” Rue started out in theatre in the 1950's, and she continued to act on stage throughout her career; most recently, she was in Broadway's hit Wicked. However, her most famous roles were on television.  She was in the amazing Mama's Family and Maude, not to mention her outstanding work in Golden Girls. When you think of great actors, ...

Bieber Fever Is Deadly

A photo of Justin Bieber at the VIVA Comet 2010 Awards Remember the guy that made the application that blocks Justin Bieber from your internets? Yeah, that's Greg Leuch, and he's getting all kinds of death threats for that. Here's an email he got from a 15-year-old: What you’re doing is going back to World War II all over again. Hitler wanting to erase Jews from society — you want to erase Justin Drew Bieber. I absolutely love that this girl used his middle name.  Here's a little something Greg got on Twitter: I know many things about you and...