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Scott Disick Needs to Calm It Down

A photo of Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Are you guys into those Kardashian people?  I'm not, but even I can tell that this Scott Disick character is a total douche canoe (try saying that out loud, it's pretty fun), and I bet his neighbors feel the same exact way. Here's how this scene went down:  Kourtney Kardashian and Scott were hanging out by their garage, and a female neighbor said something about Scott's parking job.  Being a completely grounded individual, Scott responded by saying the following things: "We do own the p...

It’s Official: Mark-Paul Gosselaar Is Single

A photo of Mark-Paul Gosselaar After he and his wife, Lisa Ann Russell, were separated only a few weeks ago, Mark-Paul has gone ahead and just filed for divorce due to irreconcilable differences (which I've always heard about, the irreconcilable differences part, because that's why everybody gets divorced, but then I saw the actual divorce petition, and it turns out the only other choice is incurable insanity, so there's a fun fact). There doesn't seem to be any unnecessary drama:  Mark-Paul's paying child support and spo...

What A He Said, She Said Mess

A photo of Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva Yesterday, you guys learned that Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, got a restraining order against him because of Mel's penchant for physical violence.  Mel's people are denying it, saying that Oksana was still with him after he beat her up in January (because everyone knows that domestic abuse victims always immediately leave their abusers), but Oksana's people have rebutted by saying that Mel promised her he would get some help, and that's why she stayed with him. Oksana's peo...

Sean Kingston Seriously Punked Out

A photo of Rihanna Ok, let's do some imagining.  Picture this:  you're in London, partying at a hotel, having a good ol' time, and then a beautiful woman approaches you.  When the woman gets close enough, you realize that she is not an ordinary beautiful woman, but she is actually Rihanna, famed musical artist and general big deal!  While you're still trying to process this, Rihanna asks you to go to a club with her.  Do you: A)  Say yes and spend the evening kicking mad game at Rihanna B)  Say yes ...

Kristin Chenoweth Is One Classy Broad

A photo of Kristin Chenoweth Yesterday, Kristin Chenoweth stepped in as a guest host on Live With Regis and Kelly, and she proved to be the adorable, charismatic woman we all know her to be.  I mean, it's not like I check out the show every morning or anything, but Kelly best watch her back, that's all I'm saying. One of the more charming moments happened when Kristin told a story from a performance of Wicked in which she was on stage, mid-song, and she got a touch of diarrhea, so she ran offstage, had a flying monkey st...

Mariah Carey Is Being Sued By Her Vet

A photo of Mariah Carey at the Keepers of the Dream Awards Insert weave joke, insert humorous use of the word "bitch," and away we go! Mariah Carey left her three Jack Russell terriers, ChaCha, JJ, and Dolomite, with a vet for just over a month while she went out to promote Precious.  The vet performed some "extraordinary services" then charged Mariah around $38,000.  Mariah's only paid $8,000 of that in the six months since the dog-sitting occured, and that just will not do, so the singer is being sued for the remaining amount, plus legal fees. ...

Jimmy Kimmel does Twilight

Did you guys watch Jimmy Kimmel's show last night?  If not, you probably should have.  It was an hour-long special promoting the premiere of Eclipse, and it was wonderfully titled Jimmy Kimmel Live: Twilight:  Total Eclipse of the Heart.  Jimmy asked Robert Pattinson such significant questions as "vampires would kill a shark easily, right?" (you can watch that exchange here) and "what happened to your dreamy, impossibly tousled hair?"  The interview was amazing, but Jimmy Kimmel went and outdid himself with the above video. I never e...

This Is Not How You Make Friends

A photo of Jerry Seinfeld Hey, remember that time that Lady Gaga went to a baseball game, flipped off some people, then got sent to Jerry Seinfeld's VIP box where she couldn't bother anyone?  Yeah, Jerry was not to pleased about the situation, and he was not afraid to let people know his thoughts on Lady Gaga during a recent interview: "You know, you take one 'a' off of that, you've got gag." Zing!  You gotta love Jerry Seinfeld!  Ok, you really, really don't, but he was all revved up, so he decided to go on about G...

Daniel Radcliffe Does Not Have Bieber Fever

I know, I was worried about him too, but it turns out Daniel Radcliffe has been living under a rock and hadn't heard that musical legend, Justin Bieber, until a few weeks ago, and when he did hear him, he "genuinely thought it was a woman."  Yeah, you and the rest of the world, Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel talked a little more about The Biebz, asking the interviewer if "it was big in England yet," and while this isn't a particularly intriguing question, I just love how he refers to Justin Bieber...

Lady Gaga Is Never Going to Stop

A photo of Lady Gaga In that Rolling Stone interview (which actually looks really interesting), Lady Gaga talks about a lot of things, including her new album, which, for the moment, is going to be released in early 2011: "I've been working on it for months now, and I feel very strongly that it's finished right now. It came so quickly. Some artists take years; I don't. I write music every day." She also says that the new album will be angrier than the last two: "And I have been for three years baking cakes—...

This Is What Happens When You Pick A Wife On Television

A photo of Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Jake and Vienna from The Bachelor have broken up, and there is a whole lot of drama surrounding those crazy kids.  At first, the story was that Jake broke it off because he thought Vienna was cheating on him, but she denies that. Then Vienna's stepmom stepped up to say that the Vienna was the one to end the relationship because of Jake's fame-whoring.  Lex, the girl that got eliminated on the first episode, is on Vienna's side, stating that "I find it hard to believe that she is guilty of anything negative in the breakup ....

Radio City Music Hall: A Place Where Dreams Come True

On Saturday night, New Kids on the Block did a concert at Radio City Music Hall.  Good stuff, right (the "right stuff," I daresay)?  And as the NKOTB were doing a soulful rendition of "I Want It That Way," the curtain rose and who else should appear but the Backstreet Boys? They all finished out the song together, then had some loving man hugs to conclude the earth-shattering performance. I'm a little too young to have been a real New Kids on the Block fan, but my sister was not, so I was rocking out to "Please Don't Go Girl" and "Quit ...
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