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Prince Releases A New Album In A Really Silly Way

Good news:  you can get Prince's new album for free this Saturday when you buy a copy of The Mirror! Bad news:  that's pretty much the only way you can get it. Prince doesn't go in for things like iTunes, and he refuses to let videos that feature his music exist on Youtube.  You might be thinking "Prince, why are you letting your characteristic eccentricity stop you from selling tons more albums on the internet?"  It's cool if you are, because Prince went ahead and answered that question for you:
“The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”
Thanks for letting us know, Prince!  Sorry, you guys, I'm gonna have to end this article, my head's just swimming with all these numbers!  I better force them out by listening to some creepy song about Salma Hayek! />Good news:  you can get Prince's new album for free this Saturday when you buy a copy of The Mirror! Bad news:  that's pretty much the only way you can get it. Prince doesn't go in for things like iTunes, and he refuses to let videos that feature his music exist on Youtube.  You might be thinking "Prince, why are you letting your characteristic eccentricity stop you from selling tons more albums on the internet?"  It's cool if you are, because Prince went ahead and answered that question...

The Beginning of a Beautiful Feud

A photo of Lindsay Lohan So yeah, that waitress that allegedly punched poor Lindsay on her birthday?  She isn't just an ordinary waitress:  her name is Jasmine Waltz, and she's dated people like Ryan Seacrest and Doug Reinhardt. She also dated this rugby player who - get this - was hanging out with Lindsay at her birthday party.  The plot thickens! Sadly, according to Jasmine, Lindsay was lying about the punch: "All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional.  I did not hit her, but I'd...

Elle MacPherson Doesn’t Care About Animals

A photo of Elle Macpherson In a recent interview, Elle MacPherson was asked about her interest in Chinese medicine, and she admitted to consuming powdered rhino horn.  She said that it tastes "a little bit like crushed bone and fungus in a capsule,"  but it "does the job."  Ok, let's dissect this real quick. Rhino horns have been used to treat a variety of ailments for centuries, and although research has shown that the horns don't contain any real healing qualities, they are still extremely sought after.  The demand for rh...

The Latest in Will.I.Am’s Deranged Ego

A photo of the Black Eyed Peas at the BET Awards I don't know if I believe any words that Will.I.Am says, but his latest ramblings are kind of interesting, so I'm just going to play along. According to him, James Cameron is going to take a break from making some of the most successful films in the history of films to make a 3-D movie about the Black Eyed Peas.  While speaking about this, Will of course used his characteristic humility and eloquence: “We have the biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet. The Pe...

Um … Do You Want to Talk About It, Britney?

A photo of Britney Spears Yesterday afternoon, these photos were taken of Britney Spears outside of Starbucks, and although she did have a delicious beverage (that's my frap of choice too, Britney!), this girl did not look any kind of happy.  In doing my part to help her out, I've devised a list of advice to help her not look so crazy. I'm not entirely sure what could make a person's hair do that, but when you're having a bad hair day, just try a ponytail or a cute hat!  You'll protect your clearly damaged hair...

Twilight Knows What’s Up

A photo of Betty White Betty White is totally hot right now.  Everybody knows that, and the cast of Twilight is no exception.  When E! asked them about the possibility of Betty's popularity crossing over into the vampire flicks, everyone was pretty into that idea. Robert Pattinson suggested that Betty White play Renesmee, Edward and Bella's daughter, in Breaking Dawn.  Kellan Lutz had a similar thought: "Oh my gosh, I love Betty. I would love for them to do what they did in Benjamin Button with her and she ca...

Lindsay Is Getting Sued For Reasons Involving Karma

A photo of Lindsay Lohan The always beautiful Lindsay Lohan is going to court, but not for cocaine or anything like that (well, not directly, at least).  She's being sued for spending $17,000 at a Hollywood clothing boutique in February and failing to pay the entire bill.  And by "failing to pay the entire bill," I mean she only paid about $180 out of the total.  Classy move, Lindsay. So what did she spend those thousands of dollars on?  Various jewelry - diamonds, cameos, whatever - and a few pairs of leggings. ...

Bret Michaels Is Pretty Inspirational

A photo of Bret Michaels So Bret Michaels did an interview with Parade, and I feel weird about it because I don't understand how I teared up at a Bret Michaels interview.  I guess my idea of Bret Michaels is forever tied to the Poison posters my sister used to have in her room, but he's gone and turned into an eloquent, inspirational musician.  Well, there was "Something to Believe In," but let's just focus on the here and now. On his health and how it's affected him: "I'm feeling pretty good. Each day I feel a li...

Oh, So That’s How That Happened

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Hey, remember that one time that Lindsay Lohan got a DUI and she also had cocaine on her?  Then remember when she was in court for that and she ended up in jail for about five minutes?  Yeah, that wasn't so much because of Mean Girls or whatever but more because the cops on the case were not exactly the highest apples in the tree, if you know what I mean. TMZ obtained the police report for the incident, and it tells the tale of a very confused man who “discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan’s right r...

Are You Guys Excited For Rango?

If not, that's totally cool, I wasn't either until I saw this trailer, and now I really, really am. The movie was written and directed by Gore Verbinski, the guy that directed the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, and the cast features Abigail Breslin, Isla Fisher, and Johnny Depp in the eponymous role. To be honest, I'm kind of over all this newfangled animation (except Up. I will never say anything bad about that movie, regardless of its medium), but I'm going to go ahead and make the statement that Johnny Depp can't do anything wrong. ...

Oxygen Keeps Making My Dreams Come True

A photo of the cast of Glee I absolutely love Oxygen.  And I don't just mean that thing that people breathe.  With the Bad Girls Club, Snapped and reruns of Roseanne and America's Next Top Model (apparently I like watching shows featuring wacky women), I feel like I have nearly all of my television needs covered.  But then Oxygen goes out and hooks up with Glee, and now I am just elated. Oxygen got syndication rights to Glee, so that will be handy in 2013, but what's more exciting is that Oxygen is in the works to create...

Who Has A DUI Today?

A photo of Vince Neil Vince Neil, lead singer of Motley Crue, has a DUI today (I'm sure other people do too, so don't feel bad if your answer did not match mine. There's more than one way to skin a cat, you know). He was arrested early this morning in Las Vegas.  Nobody's saying much about the circumstances surrounding the arrest, but a spokesperson for the Las Vegas Police Department did say that it was accident related.  It's not likely that the accident was very serious though:  his bail is just $2,000.  You ...
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