That right there is a preview of the very first music video from The Roctuplets. What's that? You've never heard of The Roctuplets? That's because they just hit the scene a couple of days ago. But we best get familiar with them quick, because with this kind of sound, they're going to be around for a long time.
Nah, I'm not here to make fun of these kids. I'm here to make fun of Octomom, the mother of these kids. I'm sure she's the manager of The Roctuplets, and she's already got their first single up on iTunes, probably because those weird stripping gigs weren't bringing in enough money to pay for their fancy new house. And I'm sure that she's working just as hard as she can to get them a record deal and live gigs and even more videos.
But none of them look into it, do they? It seems like most of the video is made up of the kids singing or rapping or whatever and looking at the camera, or just slightly above the camera, with a look in their eyes that just screams "Mom, why are you making me do this, you're so embarrassing!" And that's sad.
But be sure to buy this song on iTunes, all right? I bet Octomom probably needs new extensions by now. />
That right there is a preview of the very first music video from The Roctuplets. What's that? You've never heard of The Roctuplets? That's because they just hit the scene a couple of days ago. But we best get familiar with them quick, because with this kind of sound, they're going to be around for a long time.
Nah, I'm not here to make fun of these kids. I'm here to make fun of Octomom, the mother of these kids. I'm sure she's the manager of The Roctuplets, and she's already got their...
From Radar:
Emma Roberts is ready to don a pair of thigh-high boots, pull on a sexy garter belt and rock a teeny-tiny mini-skirt because she wants to do a remake of Pretty Woman, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The pretty 21-year-old actress thinks the classic '90s movie about a millionaire falling in love with a prostitute should be given a reboot and has been begging producers to consider an updated version.
Pretty Woman earned Emma’s aunt Julia Roberts world-wide praise, a...
Don't freak out, but I think maybe she actually did. This very hilarious photo was taken on the set of Taylor's new music video, "I Knew You Were Trouble," but every single report I've read about this claims that she actually did cut her hair and dye the tips pink. It could all be a lie, of course. As we all know, celebrity gossip is fickle bitch, and there's no real way of telling what's true and what's not.
Except in this case, probably. If you know about hair, you can probably tell if s...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is about to have her probation revoked ... TMZ has learned.
We broke the story ... Lindsay will be charged with the criminal offense of lying to a police officer. As you recall, she told Santa Monica cops she was not driving her Porsche last June when it slammed into an 18-wheeler on Pacific Coast Highway. Fact is, she was -- and lying to cops is a crime.
Sources connected with the case tell TMZ ... when the Santa Monica City Attorney files the criminal case agai...
This is what Jessica Biel decided to wear for last night's premiere of Hitchcock in New York. And even if a stylist picked this for her, it still means that someone with access to beautiful, elegant fashions chose this, and Jessica here obviously made the choice to put it on her body. You know, just the fact that this ensemble exists is troubling enough, I don't really need to get into it anymore than that.
But listen, I've been doing a lot of thinking about Jessica Biel lately, because...
From Us Weekly:
Brad Pitt knows where the wild things are -- at his hometown pizza parlor.
Every time the actor, 48, and his six children visit Springfield, Missouri, a source tells Us Weekly, the brood goes bananas at Arris' Pizza!
"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus," says the insider of Maddox, 11, Pax, 8, Zahara, 7, Shiloh, 6, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 4. "They jump on tables and even throw food at each other!"
Pitt and Angelina Jolie...
I always think it's so interesting when a person with a real talent for something screws up. You know what I mean? Like if Lindsay Lohan, who has a talent for doing drugs and committing crimes, was seen turning down meth and truthfully reporting the incident to a nearby police officer. That would be interesting, right? You'd want to see that.
That's the reason that I'm showing you this video of Christina Aguilera performing at last night's American Music Awards. She is a person with a real talent for singing, but in this video, she's not good at it. Interesting!
But this whole thing is a mess, isn't it? It doesn't sound good, like at all, and it's just this weird collaboration of awful and embarrassing. I mean, she's allowed to have an off night, but it's like everyone who was involved with planning and designing this performance had an off night, which is a lot less common.
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I always think it's so interesting when a person with a real talent for something screws up. You know what I mean? Like if Lindsay Lohan, who has a talent for doing drugs and committing crimes, was seen turning down meth and truthfully reporting the incident to a nearby police officer. That would be interesting, right? You'd want to see that.
That's the reason that I'm showing you this video of Christina Aguilera performing at last night's American Music Awards. She is a person with ...
We'll probably do more fashion posts later, but let that photo of Christina Aguilera up there be a preview of just how disappointing this awards show was. That dress is terrible, isn't it? What year does she think she's in?
But anyway, let's focus on the actual awards right now, all right? Because it's basically bullshit. Let me show you a list of the winners:
Artist of the Year
WINNER: Justin Bieber
Drake
Maroon 5
Katy Perry
Rihanna
New Artist of the Year
J. Cole
fun.
Go...
Actually, Lindsay refuses to read any reviews of her work. It might be because the last time she got a positive review was when she was in Parent Trap, but regardless, that's her stance. She claims that negative reviews "take away from her experience" of filming, which is ridiculous, because all her bad reviews do is tell the truth.
Do you want to know why we're talking about this right now? It's because the very first review came in for Liz & Dick. And it's a doozy.
Let's chec...
Can we get real for a second? Russell Brand is kind of a beautiful person. Not necessarily physically - not hating, but I'm not into his hair and his cheekbones freak me out - but on the inside, Russell Brand has these moments where he just seems really and truly beautiful. Am I alone on that?
Ok, then listen to this story.
Russell Brand kind of hit a homeless guy with his car yesterday. But wait. He didn't so much hit the actual man as he did the man's shopping cart. So Russell hits this man's shopping cart with his car, and ...
From Radar:
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick had planned a romantic and intimate winter wedding, but after incessant fighting between the two, the impending nuptials have been called off, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
"Britney and Jason had planned to get married at the end of December, but they have been fighting non-stop so the wedding has now been called off," a source close to the situation tells Radar.
"They are telling their friends it's being postponed, but they will probab...
But hey, before we get started, I'd like to take back that thing I said about her new hair. I like it. Before, I was just sort of taken aback because of the whole thing with the extensions, but now that we're seeing the finished project, I think it works. Right?
Ok, now let's review some quotes from Snooki's interview with Anderson Cooper:
On her new life: "I am having a glass of wine talking about politics. It's way different. Like, so, 'Who are you voting for?' I mean me and my fri...