When Miley Cyrus ditched that whole Disney image, she apparently left a lot of her fans behind too. Sales for "Can't Be Tamed," Miley's racy new album, are kind of pathetic for her - the album sold 72% less copies than her debut album, "Breakaway," did in its first week. This drastic drop can be at least somewhat attributed to confusing her young fans. The New York Times spoke with Perry Hamm, an 11-year-old girl, about Miley's new image:
“I don’t know what was going on in her head. I feel like she acts 25. She looks so old. She is too old for herself.”
Too old for herself indeed.
I think this is a fine line. Miley's 17, so she's not that little Hannah Montana bitch anymore, and I can't blame her for wanting to do her own thing. On the other hand, she does (or did, as the case may be) have a remarkable amount of children who look up to her. What do you guys think? Should Miley just do what she feels or mellow out for the kids? />When Miley Cyrus ditched that whole Disney image, she apparently left a lot of her fans behind too. Sales for "Can't Be Tamed," Miley's racy new album, are kind of pathetic for her - the album sold 72% less copies than her debut album, "Breakaway," did in its first week. This drastic drop can be at least somewhat attributed to confusing her young fans. The New York Times spoke with Perry Hamm, an 11-year-old girl, about Miley's new image:
“I don’t know what was going on in her head. I fe...
Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of pills (surprise!). She has a prescription for her acid reflux, prescriptions for two different kinds of anti-depressants, one for Adderall, another for Ambien, and one for Dilaudid, an extremely addictive opiate similar to morphine. Apparently it's a bad plan to take the Ambien and the Dilaudid together; a medical correspondent for CBS has this to say about that particular combo:
"The combination of the two can depress your breathing and cause the oxygen in your blood to become dangerously low. The combination of these two types of drugs is what I give to patients intravenously during a colonoscopy!"
Sounds like a party, Lindsay! But what kind of doctor would prescribe all these pills? Here's a hint: "doctor" should actually be plural.
Sources who know Lindsay told TMZ that she's not opposed to going from doctor to doctor to get the prescriptions she wants. She also has doctors in L.A. and New York, and she "would get a large supply" whenever she had a doctor's visit.
What a hot mess you are, Lindsay Lohan. You be sure and have a good time withdrawing from your own personal pharmacy when you get to prison. />Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of pills (surprise!). She has a prescription for her acid reflux, prescriptions for two different kinds of anti-depressants, one for Adderall, another for Ambien, and one for Dilaudid, an extremely addictive opiate similar to morphine. Apparently it's a bad plan to take the Ambien and the Dilaudid together; a medical correspondent for CBS has this to say about that particular combo:
"The combination of the two can depress your breathing and cause the oxygen in you...
So on Friday, Joan Rivers took to her Twitter account to let people know her feelings on Lindsay Lohan's current situation:
Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me you party skank," painted on hers.
Well, Lindsay's awesome former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, did not take too kindly to those words, so she told Joan about it:
Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear. #bully
It looks to me like Samantha totally won that little Twitter battle, because Joan didn't respond to that. Lindsay did though - with a retweet, a "thank you," and a winky face. A beautiful ending to such a remarkable tale of courage. />So on Friday, Joan Rivers took to her Twitter account to let people know her feelings on Lindsay Lohan's current situation:
Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge h...
But seriously, look at them. I mean, I'm not going to pretend like I'm any kind of familiar with Emily Blunt's work or that I've seen John Krasinski in anything besides of The Office (well, I saw the first five minutes of Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, but it was pretty hideous itself so we didn't get any further than that). I don't think I have to see anything other than this picture to be filled with a sort of vicarious but well-meaning joy at the thought of this couple's wedding. I realize that might make me a tad bit creepy, but fuck it, they are precious and I love it. />But seriously, look at them. I mean, I'm not going to pretend like I'm any kind of familiar with Emily Blunt's work or that I've seen John Krasinski in anything besides of The Office (well, I saw the first five minutes of Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, but it was pretty hideous itself so we didn't get any further than that). I don't think I have to see anything other than this picture to be filled with a sort of vicarious but well-meaning joy at the thought of this couple's wedding. I real...
TMZ reports that Bridget Hardy, the mother of Jaleel White's child, has filed a report with the LAPD, claiming that White abused her. The incident, which occurred about two weeks ago, happened while the whole little family was out for a drive. Jaleel "punched her in one of her breast implants," and when they got home he hit her, then pushed her against a toilet.
Jaleel's people had this to say about the matter:
"There was absolutely no battery ... no abuse ... and the incident never happened. This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the punching of the breast implant part of the story. Is that an actual thing, do people do that? I'm not trying to make light of domestic violence, alleged though it may be, I am just really confused about the possibility of the existence of breast implant punchers. />TMZ reports that Bridget Hardy, the mother of Jaleel White's child, has filed a report with the LAPD, claiming that White abused her. The incident, which occurred about two weeks ago, happened while the whole little family was out for a drive. Jaleel "punched her in one of her breast implants," and when they got home he hit her, then pushed her against a toilet.
Jaleel's people had this to say about the matter:
"There was absolutely no battery ... no abuse ... and the incident never happened. This is jus...
It's actually kind of a trick question, because both of these ladies are pregnant. But Amy Poehler, that's whatever, she already had a kid a while back, but Rachel Dratch, that's where the story is.
Rachel Dratch is 44, the baby (her first) is due in September, and there's no word yet on who the father is. My guess is that she went and got artificially knocked up before she lost that chance to menopause, and good for her. I absolutely love Rachel Dratch. She was definitely one of the funnier cast members of SNL, but unlike her costar Amy Poehler, she kind of tragically faded away after she left the show (ok, there were a few guest-starring roles, but I don't care about Wizard of Waverly Place, and neither should you). Even though this isn't an acting gig or anything, I'm glad to see that she seems to be doing well.
How about you guys? Rachel Dratch is awesome, right? />It's actually kind of a trick question, because both of these ladies are pregnant. But Amy Poehler, that's whatever, she already had a kid a while back, but Rachel Dratch, that's where the story is.
Rachel Dratch is 44, the baby (her first) is due in September, and there's no word yet on who the father is. My guess is that she went and got artificially knocked up before she lost that chance to menopause, and good for her. I absolutely love Rachel Dratch. She was definitely one of the funnier...
This is why Mel Gibson is a superstar. Just when you thought he couldn't possibly be any more of an idiotic, bigoted assclown, he just goes and outdoes himself. Take a note, kids, that kind of perseverance is what's going to make you or break you.
Mel was recorded on tape spouting off some horrible things (sound familiar?). While talking to Oksana, he threatened that he would turn one of his employees over to immigration, but don't worry, he said it in a much more charming way:
“I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks.”
In another segment of the recording, Oksana brings up that time he hit her:
“What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?”
To which Mel responded
“You know what — you fucking deserved it.”
Keep it up, Mel, I think there are still some groups of people that you haven't directly offended. You wouldn't want to seem lazy, would you? />This is why Mel Gibson is a superstar. Just when you thought he couldn't possibly be any more of an idiotic, bigoted assclown, he just goes and outdoes himself. Take a note, kids, that kind of perseverance is what's going to make you or break you.
Mel was recorded on tape spouting off some horrible things (sound familiar?). While talking to Oksana, he threatened that he would turn one of his employees over to immigration, but don't worry, he said it in a much more charming way:
“I w...
But not in a bad way, in a "that awesome judge, Marsha Revel, is getting a psychiatrist to evaluate Lindsay and report back to her so she can make some additional decisions about Lindsay's sentencing" way.
The psychiatrist, Dr. Sharma, is going to spend a good few hours with Lindsay, then submit his evaluation to Judge Revel before the 20th, the date Lindsay is supposed to head to jail. This is hardly the first time Dr. Sharma has done this type of evaluation, and he says that sometimes Judge Revel reduces or increases jail time based on what his evaluations say.
So far, Marsha Revel has been pretty good in dealing with Lindsay Lohan, so I'm not worried that this will change things. For the first time in probably forever, Lindsay is in capable hands, and I hope she can get back to those glory days of 2004. />But not in a bad way, in a "that awesome judge, Marsha Revel, is getting a psychiatrist to evaluate Lindsay and report back to her so she can make some additional decisions about Lindsay's sentencing" way.
The psychiatrist, Dr. Sharma, is going to spend a good few hours with Lindsay, then submit his evaluation to Judge Revel before the 20th, the date Lindsay is supposed to head to jail. This is hardly the first time Dr. Sharma has done this type of evaluation, and he says that sometimes Judge...
I watched the first season of Jersey Shore. I may not be proud of it, but it happened, and that's ok. And like several other viewers, I found Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to be one of the most unwittingly entertaining douchebags to ever appear on trashy T.V. I could never put my finger on what exactly was so interesting about this greasy, greasy man, but luckily, he cleared that up for me while he was chatting with People:
“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV, so maybe that’s what it is.”
Noted. He went on to talk about himself in the third person some more, but he put that on hold when he was talking about his future in acting:
“This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want to start moving into scripted and films in another year or two.”
One of the biggest names in reality television? Maybe. In the country? No. In the world? Just hush up right now. Oh, but please do films, The Situation. Please. That way I can go ahead and give up on the fate of the world entirely and snuggle up in preparation for the Apocalypse, because I'm pretty sure if you check Revelations, this is one of the signs. />I watched the first season of Jersey Shore. I may not be proud of it, but it happened, and that's ok. And like several other viewers, I found Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to be one of the most unwittingly entertaining douchebags to ever appear on trashy T.V. I could never put my finger on what exactly was so interesting about this greasy, greasy man, but luckily, he cleared that up for me while he was chatting with People:
“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV, so maybe that’s what it is.”
...
I see that look on your face, Gwen Stefani. That mix of repulsion for having to buy Spiderman and Elmo balloons and the self satisfaction that you have for looking so great while you do it. But you are wrong, Gwen Stefani. You don't look great, you just look stupid. Why do those pants even exist? It just looks like a skort got confused, and skorts were confused to begin with.
It halfway looks like Spiderman is trying to punch his way off the balloon and onto your face. And I want nothing more than for him to succeed. If Spiderman knows that what you're wearing is dumb, then you need to take a look at what you're doing with your life, or, at the very least, your pants. />I see that look on your face, Gwen Stefani. That mix of repulsion for having to buy Spiderman and Elmo balloons and the self satisfaction that you have for looking so great while you do it. But you are wrong, Gwen Stefani. You don't look great, you just look stupid. Why do those pants even exist? It just looks like a skort got confused, and skorts were confused to begin with.
It halfway looks like Spiderman is trying to punch his way off the balloon and onto your face. And I want nothing...
