But good news! Amanda Bynes is back!
When Amanda retired last month, I was heartbroken, like I'm sure many of you were. I haven't seen anything she's done since The Amanda Show, but that was a real good show, you know? I'd always hoped she'd get a new show on Nickelodeon, or maybe do a guest appearance on iCarly or something. My hopes were crushed, but now everything's ok, because Amanda once again took to her Twitter to announce the state of her career, and here's what she had to say:
i've unretired
So you guys go out and have a good time tonight with the knowledge that Amanda Bynes is going to go back to making mediocre movies. I know I will! />But good news! Amanda Bynes is back!
When Amanda retired last month, I was heartbroken, like I'm sure many of you were. I haven't seen anything she's done since The Amanda Show, but that was a real good show, you know? I'd always hoped she'd get a new show on Nickelodeon, or maybe do a guest appearance on iCarly or something. My hopes were crushed, but now everything's ok, because Amanda once again took to her Twitter to announce the state of her career, and here's what she had to say:
i've unre...
Just a few days after Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married, several people are speculating that the quick marriage was due to Miranda being knocked up, and those rumors weren't helped along when Miranda cancelled an appearance in an upcoming fashion show.
The Daily Mailclaims that sources say Miranda's already three months' pregnant, and an Australian columnist has said that they've already announced the pregnancy to friends and family. And here's a quote Miranda made a few weeks ago:
"I have always been very open about wanting to be a mother one day. And I’ve always thought Orlando would be a great dad."
What do you think? Was the wedding rushed to avoid having a child out of wedlock, or are they just in love? If and when the couple does have children, would they not be the most adorable celebrity offspring? Do you even care about the state of Miranda Kerr's uterus? />Just a few days after Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married, several people are speculating that the quick marriage was due to Miranda being knocked up, and those rumors weren't helped along when Miranda cancelled an appearance in an upcoming fashion show.
The Daily Mail claims that sources say Miranda's already three months' pregnant, and an Australian columnist has said that they've already announced the pregnancy to friends and family. And here's a quote Miranda made a few weeks ago:
"I have alwa...
From what I've seen of Levi Johnston, he does nothing without class and eloquence. Ok, of course I'm kidding, but I love watching this trashy kid create his own drama and roll around in it, and it doesn't look like he's going to stop anytime soon.
Levi's going to appear in Brittani Senser's video for "After Love." I don't have a clue who the Brittani chick is, and I don't need to, because here's the video's concept: Levi plays a good ol' boy in love who has to deal with the disapproval of his girlfriend's mother. And nobody gives a fuck what Sarah Palin thinks:
"I don't think we're going to be concerned about what Gov. Palin would want. I think that given the script, [Johnston] should be able to turn in a good performance."
Oh, I'm sure he will. Filming for the video starts on August 9, so I guess we'll have to wait a month to see how this particular slice of crazy Alaskan drama goes down.
And just a little casting tip: I think they should get the girl who was in Who's Nailin' Paylinto play the girlfriend's mom, because she was lovely. Just a suggestion. />From what I've seen of Levi Johnston, he does nothing without class and eloquence. Ok, of course I'm kidding, but I love watching this trashy kid create his own drama and roll around in it, and it doesn't look like he's going to stop anytime soon.
Levi's going to appear in Brittani Senser's video for "After Love." I don't have a clue who the Brittani chick is, and I don't need to, because here's the video's concept: Levi plays a good ol' boy in love who has to deal with the disapproval ...
Well, you'd be wrong, because even while locked up in jail, Lindsay can really generate some gossip. The girl has a gift, and I am not about to put her light under a bushel basket.
So yeah, Lindsay has been having a rough time in jail. An inmate who was released on Friday was gracious enough to let people know what's going on with her:
“Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and trying to cover her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake.”
The inmate also discussed an episode Lindsay had on Friday:
“She is in with the killers and she has only been let out for hour-long breaks, and during those she was locked down to a table. Today (Friday), Lindsay got put on lockdown. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling so she got put in isolation.”
Another freshly released inmate opened up about the taunting Lindsay's facing at the hands of the other prisoners:
“She was just sitting in her cell staring straight ahead. Sometimes wailing, but mostly just sitting. Some of the inmates in our ward, some of the tougher ones, were yelling ‘fire crotch’ at her. They just started chanting it at her. Lindsay didn’t say nothing. She was crying though.”
While this all sounds awful ... I mean, it's jail. If you drive drunk a couple times and do some cocaine every once in a while, you should at least consider the possibility that one day you could be in an orange jumpsuit, eating gross food and listening to people mock your natural hair color. />Well, you'd be wrong, because even while locked up in jail, Lindsay can really generate some gossip. The girl has a gift, and I am not about to put her light under a bushel basket.
So yeah, Lindsay has been having a rough time in jail. An inmate who was released on Friday was gracious enough to let people know what's going on with her:
“Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and trying to cover her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake.”
The inmate...
And not the guy in the gold shirt. But oh, how I wish it could have been the guy in the gold shirt...
Alexis Neiers, the girl with the roses and the balloon animal and also the girl that was living in the cell next to Lindsay Lohan's, was released from jail yesterday after serving just 30 days of her 180-day sentence. You know, the sentence she received for breaking into Orlando Bloom's house (she also broke into Lindsay's house, but she didn't go to court for that one). Although it's incredibly lame that she got out of jail so soon, she will have to pay up to $600,000 in restitution and she's going to be on probation for three years, so I guess that's something.
This is all so tragic for Lindsay, though. Who is she going to talk to during those lonesome days, locked up in her cell with nary a friend in sight? Who is she going to laugh with over the less fortunate, less attractive women in the cells around them? And most importantly, if Alexis served such a small fraction of her original sentence, when is Lindsay really going to get out? />And not the guy in the gold shirt. But oh, how I wish it could have been the guy in the gold shirt...
Alexis Neiers, the girl with the roses and the balloon animal and also the girl that was living in the cell next to Lindsay Lohan's, was released from jail yesterday after serving just 30 days of her 180-day sentence. You know, the sentence she received for breaking into Orlando Bloom's house (she also broke into Lindsay's house, but she didn't go to court for that one). Although it's inc...
Just look at that face. Doesn't it just scream "I am busting at the seams with talent"? Of course it does, because it's Justin motherfucking Bieber, and he can do anything at all on this planet.
The Biebz is going to be appearing as a guest star on CSI. Here's what Peoplehad to say about the role:
The 16-year-old will play “a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother — a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation” with the crime scene investigators, the show’s producers said in a statement on the show’s Web site.
And the best part for Bieber fans? It’s just the beginning. Producers said the episode is the start of “an emotional story that will conclude later in the season.”
“This will be true event television,” executive producers Carol Mendelsohn, Don McGill and Anthony Zuiker said. “We’re looking forward to Justin’s dramatic star turn, not only in the premiere, but in a continuing seasonal arc.”
I never wanted to watch multiple episodes of CSI, but it looks like I'm going to have to this season. Let's be real, I can't not support Justin in all he does, because then it would look bad when we finally meet and fall in love. I am nothing if not loyal to my future famous boyfriends. />Just look at that face. Doesn't it just scream "I am busting at the seams with talent"? Of course it does, because it's Justin motherfucking Bieber, and he can do anything at all on this planet.
The Biebz is going to be appearing as a guest star on CSI. Here's what People had to say about the role:
The 16-year-old will play “a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother — a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation” with the crime scene ...
And I am still not going to hate on him.
Here's what happened. Bret has two buses, and they got pulled over in Indiana last night because they didn't have any trailer tag lights. Bret Michaels let the officers do an open search of the buses, and drug dogs found weed on both buses. They also found "a quantity of Schedule II controlled substances" on the bus that Bret wasn't on. Nobody was arrested, but charges were sent to the prosecutor's office, so we'll see how everything turns out.
When I first saw the "Bret Michaels! Busted! Drugs!" headlines, I was pretty bummed, I'm not gonna lie. I had this horrible image of cops rushing on to the bus to find Bret Michaels cowered naked in the tiny bathroom with a lighter and a spoon. But if he just had weed, then that's fine. People can say all they want about how it's still an illegal substance and you have to respect the law and it can destroy your life, but really? The dude has a hole in his heart, just let him get high on his bus if he wants to. />And I am still not going to hate on him.
Here's what happened. Bret has two buses, and they got pulled over in Indiana last night because they didn't have any trailer tag lights. Bret Michaels let the officers do an open search of the buses, and drug dogs found weed on both buses. They also found "a quantity of Schedule II controlled substances" on the bus that Bret wasn't on. Nobody was arrested, but charges were sent to the prosecutor's office, so we'll see how everything turns out.
Wh...
So I woke up this afternoon (and I don't need your judgement for that part) to discover a dream I never knew I had had come true.
There's going to be a special episode of Kate Plus 8 in which the family takes a trip to Alaska and - wait for it! - goes on a camping trip with Sarah Palin! The glee is nearly too much to handle!
The story, which Kate's people haven't commented on, was originally reported by In Touch:
“Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping,” a source says, adding that Sarah’s father, a retired science teacher, and brother, a third-grade educator, will conduct a hands-on natural history lesson for 9-year-old twins Mady and Cara, and 6-year-old sextuplets Aaden, Joel, Collin, Leah, Hannah and Alexis. A mother of a big family herself, former vice presidential candidate Sarah is thrilled about the upcoming visit. “She’s excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!” the insider adds.
I have never seen an episode of Kate Plus 8 before, but you better believe I will be tuning in if this episode is real. I want to learn elementary science alongside Kate Gosselin. I want Sarah Palin to indirectly teach me how to avoid bears. And I'm pretty sure I want to play a drinking game while doing all of that. />So I woke up this afternoon (and I don't need your judgement for that part) to discover a dream I never knew I had had come true.
There's going to be a special episode of Kate Plus 8 in which the family takes a trip to Alaska and - wait for it! - goes on a camping trip with Sarah Palin! The glee is nearly too much to handle!
The story, which Kate's people haven't commented on, was originally reported by In Touch:
“Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping,” a source says, adding that Sarah’s fat...
Molls reported yesterday that Michael Lohan's girlfriend, Kate Major, filed a police report against Michael, claiming that he assaulted her. Since then, there have been some pretty interesting developments. It looks to me like Lindsay passed off the train wreck baton to Daddy!
TMZ has obtained the police report that Kate filed, and here's how that whole story goes:
According to Kate's complaint she says, "My fiance Michael Lohan came home while I was sleeping in a sofa chair. He woke me up, yelling, 'Why didn't you pick up your cell phone, you stupid c**t.'"
Kate continues, "He then turned over the chair while I was still in it, tossing me to the floor. I crawled to the other side of the room to get away from him. He walked over to me, took his shoe off and kicked me in my face while I was still on the ground. He stood over me and said, 'I'm going to go back to jail cause of you, cause I will kill you.'"
Kate says, "He said all of this to me cause he is afraid I'm going to leave him. I am very afraid of him."
Police officers noted in the report that Kate had a swollen lip, and she also had a sore collarbone and a scraped knee. Classy stuff, Michael. He's been officially charged with 2nd degree harassment, and he'll be arraigned on August 18. Here's what Michael's lawyer had to say about the whole situation:
"Michael Lohan 100% denies each and every one of Kate Major’s allegations. He has never threatened to harm her, never assaulted her, and never physically abused her in any way.
Kate was heavily intoxicated during the verbal argument between Michael and Kate in the early afternoon on Monday. Michael Lohan has been clean and sober for six years.
Michael Lohan is fully cooperating with the police investigation. No charges have been filed. He expects to be fully vindicated."
My favorite part is the part in the middle where they say that Kate was drunk, but Michael Lohan was not, because he's a fucking miracle and don't you forget it. I don't understand why that's relevant - it sounds like they're saying "no, none of this happened, but if it did, it was probably divine punishment that Michael executed for God Himself in an attempt to save her sinful soul from an eternity of hellfire." I don't care how drunk you are, I'm pretty sure you'd at least vaguely recall your boyfriend knocking you around and threatening to kill you. But maybe that's just me. />Molls reported yesterday that Michael Lohan's girlfriend, Kate Major, filed a police report against Michael, claiming that he assaulted her. Since then, there have been some pretty interesting developments. It looks to me like Lindsay passed off the train wreck baton to Daddy!
TMZ has obtained the police report that Kate filed, and here's how that whole story goes:
According to Kate's complaint she says, "My fiance Michael Lohan came home while I was sleeping in a sofa chair. He woke me up, yell...
Too bad it's not a movie or anything.
According to E!, Megan Fox is "thisclose" to starring in Eminem's new music video, "Love the Way You Lie," which is a collaboration with Rihanna for those of you who don't listen to Eminem. That's pretty neat, I guess - I haven't listened to Eminem since "Superman," and I don't care much for Rihanna - but guess who else is already going to be in the video?
Dominic Monaghan! Or Charlie from Lost or one of the adorable hobbits from Lord of the Rings.It doesn't matter, because no matter what you remember him from, he's going to be undeniably, preciously out of place in an Eminem video, and I cannot wait to see it.
And if Megan does appear in the video, she and Dominic will have some "really intense" sexy scenes. Amidst Eminem's rapping. Why has this not happened years ago? />Too bad it's not a movie or anything.
According to E!, Megan Fox is "thisclose" to starring in Eminem's new music video, "Love the Way You Lie," which is a collaboration with Rihanna for those of you who don't listen to Eminem. That's pretty neat, I guess - I haven't listened to Eminem since "Superman," and I don't care much for Rihanna - but guess who else is already going to be in the video?
Dominic Monaghan! Or Charlie from Lost or one of the adorable hobbits from Lord of the Rings. I...
