Do you recognize this guy? No? Ok, then look at some context clues, because that's the guy who played Eddie Munster on The Munsters, Butch Patrick. And he's getting married.
Here's how he met his soon-to-be wife, Donna. In 1964, Donna sent a fan letter to her first crush and favorite Munster, Butch, and - could you just die?! - he responded. They wrote letters back and forth few a few years until they lost contact. Then, a couple of years ago, Donna emailed Butch to let him know that she still cared. And he did too, you guys! So he moved from L.A. to Pennsylvania to be with her, and now they're getting married.
I could coo about this story for quite a bit longer, but I am going to choose to work on a fan letter to Justin Bieber instead. You guys work on your fan letters too, and I'll see you in like 40 years when we're all happily married to former celebrities. />Do you recognize this guy? No? Ok, then look at some context clues, because that's the guy who played Eddie Munster on The Munsters, Butch Patrick. And he's getting married.
Here's how he met his soon-to-be wife, Donna. In 1964, Donna sent a fan letter to her first crush and favorite Munster, Butch, and - could you just die?! - he responded. They wrote letters back and forth few a few years until they lost contact. Then, a couple of years ago, Donna emailed Butch to let him know that s...
And right now, that person is Jessica Biel.
In a recent interview, Jessica made some comments about her financial worries that pissed a lot of people off (and by "a lot of people," I mostly mean me and a couple other bloggers):
Biel told Radio 1: "Since I was so young when I started I didn’t think about it. I just liked it, it was fun. But as I got older and started to become an adult and then had to get a car and have to pay for insurance and all those things… it’s a huge worry."
The 28-year-old added: "For example, I haven't worked at all this year. I haven’t made a film so I haven’t had a pay cheque and I won’t do anything until September and I don’t know if I’ll do anything after.
"It's always up in the air constantly. My life is very much a question mark when the next pay cheque is coming in and even when it seems like you make enough money, you sometimes don’t know when the next cheque is coming in."
Really? You are a movie star. You were on 7th Heaven. You are banging Justin Timberlake. There is absolutely no need for you to cry about your money woes, and if there is, then maybe you need to doing cocaine cut with stardust and filling your swimming pool with pirate gold, because that's the only way I can figure you'd be in financial trouble. />And right now, that person is Jessica Biel.
In a recent interview, Jessica made some comments about her financial worries that pissed a lot of people off (and by "a lot of people," I mostly mean me and a couple other bloggers):
Biel told Radio 1: "Since I was so young when I started I didn’t think about it. I just liked it, it was fun. But as I got older and started to become an adult and then had to get a car and have to pay for insurance and all those things… it’s a huge worry."
The ...
So Britney Spears has been out and about a lot lately with the most horrible hair. While I just chalked it up to Britney being her good ol' crazy, lovable self, there's actually a little more to the story. Don't worry, it's still because she's crazy though.
Apparently the situation is that Britney constantly switches stylists. According to E!, she's been bouncing between stylists and salons for a while now, and here's the reason:
"They don't want anyone getting close to her," a source tells E! News. "They won't use anyone who has done her hair in the past and won't let any current stylist see her more then three times."
Does that sound really shady to anyone else? Why can't Britney get close to someone? Are there secrets that no one knows about that could be divulged to a sympathetic stylist? Does Britney have attachment issues? Has the real Britney died and the girl we are seeing stumbling around today is really a robot?
Please do your part in solving this mystery in the comments. />So Britney Spears has been out and about a lot lately with the most horrible hair. While I just chalked it up to Britney being her good ol' crazy, lovable self, there's actually a little more to the story. Don't worry, it's still because she's crazy though.
Apparently the situation is that Britney constantly switches stylists. According to E!, she's been bouncing between stylists and salons for a while now, and here's the reason:
"They don't want anyone getting close to her," a source tells E! N...
Whatever it is, Katy Perry's present is probably cooler.
For Russell Brand's 35th birthday, Katy bought him a trip to outer space. He'll be on the Virgin Galactic thing that I think I heard about back in middle school for its very first voyage. Here's the description of Katy's present from E!:
Brand and the other brave participants will jet more than 365,000 feet straight into the Earth's atmosphere at a speed three times faster than the speed of sound. Then they can unfasten their seatbelts and float weightlessly for five minutes before shuttling back to Earth.
"There will be 17-inch-diameter windows to look out onto," a space agent for Virgin Galactic tells E! "Passengers will be able to view Earth around 800 miles in any direction from space."
But Russell will have to do some prep work before his blastoff, including two to three days of astronaut training. Luckily, he has plenty of time, since the spacecraft is still in testing stages.
And then, when he comes back down to Earth after hanging out in space, he'll get astronaut wings and they'll throw him an astronaut party. Because Russell Brand will be an astronaut. What is happening to the world? />Whatever it is, Katy Perry's present is probably cooler.
For Russell Brand's 35th birthday, Katy bought him a trip to outer space. He'll be on the Virgin Galactic thing that I think I heard about back in middle school for its very first voyage. Here's the description of Katy's present from E!:
Brand and the other brave participants will jet more than 365,000 feet straight into the Earth's atmosphere at a speed three times faster than the speed of sound. Then they can unfasten their seatbelts and floa...
Snooki, or Nicole Polizzi if we're being official, was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. While she was filming for season three of Jersey Shore, poor Snickers became a little too intoxicated and was taken in by police for disorderly conduct. Here's an explanation from NJ.com:
"She was being very disorderly on the beach, bothering other patrons there," Seaside Heights Borough Administrator John Camera said. "When our police went to deal with the situation — not Mike ‘The Situation’ — they found they needed to arrest her."
Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd said Polizzi was arrested at 3:23 p.m. and charged with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. She was released on her own recognizance from the borough police station at 7:05 p.m.
If she is found guilty in municipal court, Polizzi faces up to a $1,000 fine and community service, Boyd said.
I can never decide if I am envious of Snooki for getting paid to be a hot drunk mess on various beaches or if I am proud that only a handful of people know about my own drunken exploits. Looking at these photos, I'm going to go with proud for now.
Snooki, or Nicole Polizzi if we're being official, was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. While she was filming for season three of Jersey Shore, poor Snickers became a little too intoxicated and was taken in by police for disorderly conduct. Here's an explanation from NJ.com:
"She was being very disorderly on the beach, bothering other patrons there," Seaside Heights Borough Administrator John Camera said. "When our police went to deal with the situation — not Mike ‘The Si...
"I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page".
- George Clooney on his hatred of social networking.
I've definitely heard other people have the same views on Facebook, but I don't get it. Personally, I love being able to catch up with the BFF I haven't seen since seventh grade and seeing just how many bitches from high school are now absolute train wrecks. What about you guys? Is Facebook a good time, or would you rather drop your pants alongside George? />"I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page".
- George Clooney on his hatred of social networking.
I've definitely heard other people have the same views on Facebook, but I don't get it. Personally, I love being able to catch up with the BFF I haven't seen since seventh grade and seeing just how many bitches from high school are now absolute train wrecks. What about you guys? Is Facebook a good time, or would you rather...
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Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter, Montana, wants to follow in her father's footsteps by becoming a movie star. Unfortunately, she chose a really, really poor way to go about that: porn.
From TMZ:
TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."
Unlike the celeb she admires -- Montana, who also goes by the name "Chippy D," is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.
We're told the flick is set to be released in August.
There are so many things that are wrong with this. She's 19, and it's not like 19-year-olds are known for making solid choices. She's Laurence Fishburne's daughter, so can't she get her dad to make a couple phone calls or something instead of jumping right into porn? She looks just like Laurence, so it's going to be really weird to see her in porn. Also, did no one tell her that Kim Kardashian's tape was an amateur thing and that it was "accidentally" released? That's a far cry from doing an actual adult film. It's also really sad that she seems to think it's going to help her develop a legitimate career.
Here's a mental exercise: think of all the porn stars who are also taken seriously as actors and make a list. Can you think of any? Yeah, neither can I. Tough break, Montana. />Photo via Celebitchy
Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter, Montana, wants to follow in her father's footsteps by becoming a movie star. Unfortunately, she chose a really, really poor way to go about that: porn.
From TMZ:
TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."
Unlike the celeb she admires -- Montana, who al...
Following in the footsteps of important celebrities like Amanda Bynes and LeAnn Rimes, Kanye West got a Twitter. I have high hopes that this is going to be the best Twitter account ever. Here are his first two tweets:
Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valley
Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )
See what I mean? Comedy gold. He also had some other gems - he got his account yesterday, and he has 49 tweets at this time - and I am going to share with you guys some of my favorites:
I feel the glow
Dress up for flight
cool ain't cool no more,it's a new day education is the new motivation truth taste and beauty let's raise our children better than us
Seriously, do yourself a favor and check that out. You can see the part where he doesn't understand how trending topics work and the part where he doesn't understand how basic grammar works. I imagine this would be what it would be like if my crazy aunt got a Twitter, except Kanye hasn't mentioned a margarita machine, moral uncleanliness, or selling overpriced costume jewelry with the ladies from his church. Not yet, anyway.
[gallery=1] />Following in the footsteps of important celebrities like Amanda Bynes and LeAnn Rimes, Kanye West got a Twitter. I have high hopes that this is going to be the best Twitter account ever. Here are his first two tweets:
Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valley
Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )
See what I mean? Comedy gold. He also had some other gems - he got his account yesterday, and he has ...
Chris Klein, who went into rehab back in June after getting a DUI, seems to actually comprehend that he needs to get his issues under control (unlike some people). After 30 days after voluntarily being in treatment, he's decided to stay a little bit longer. Here's the statement from his rep:
"Chris, along with his support team, has decided to extend his treatment. He is doing fantastic and is optimistic about his future. He thanks everyone for their continued support."
I'm not going to pretend like I deeply care about Chris Klein or anything like that - it's not 2000 (did you guys see Here on Earth? It was so beautiful, or at least it was when I was 12). But amidst all the celebrities that don't take rehab seriously or don't get treatment when they clearly, clearly need it, I think it's cool when someone, as irrelevant as he may be, can just deal with what he needs to deal with.
Of course, Chris Klein may just be having a fun time doing crafts or whatever. That's always a possibility. />Chris Klein, who went into rehab back in June after getting a DUI, seems to actually comprehend that he needs to get his issues under control (unlike some people). After 30 days after voluntarily being in treatment, he's decided to stay a little bit longer. Here's the statement from his rep:
"Chris, along with his support team, has decided to extend his treatment. He is doing fantastic and is optimistic about his future. He thanks everyone for their continued support."
I'm not going to pretend like I deeply care about Chris Klein or anything li...
I mean, me being worried about Janice Dickinson is kind of a constant state - it's pretty clear the woman has some demons - but there's a specific reason this time.
Janice did an interview with Closer (heads up, you're going to see a NSFW picture of Janice Dickinson if you click that link), and she talked about how she stays in shape:
"I love my body, but it's a compulsive obsession. I have to make sure I exercise and that the ingredients that go into my body are completely organic. I relax, meditate and do 80 minutes of yoga every day. I hike and make sure everything I eat is organic. I eat steamed fish, chicken and turkey, plus salads, carrot juice and supplements."
After I read that, I was all "yeah, plus that bi-annual tummy tuck," but she went on to talk about plastic surgery:
"There's no such thing as too much. Whatever it takes to make an individual feel better, I'm all for it. Then in my 40s I signed up for Botox and now I have it every six months. My advisers say I should get rid of the neck. You can have an incision in the back of the neck that will tighten it up. Am I considering it? Always. I'm going to be the best looking corpse on the planet!"
While the toxin that causes botulism may technically be considered organic, I don't know if those two ideas go together so well. You'd think that a woman who claims to work so hard to be in top physical health wouldn't be so quick to have so many unnecessary surgeries, but maybe that's just me. />I mean, me being worried about Janice Dickinson is kind of a constant state - it's pretty clear the woman has some demons - but there's a specific reason this time.
Janice did an interview with Closer (heads up, you're going to see a NSFW picture of Janice Dickinson if you click that link), and she talked about how she stays in shape:
"I love my body, but it's a compulsive obsession. I have to make sure I exercise and that the ingredients that go into my body are completely organic. I rela...
