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Just like we promised, Hilary Duff got married last night. From what I can tell from looking at the pictures, it looks like a lovely, reasonably small event, which is what Hilary wanted.
I was thinking about making a joke out of one of Hilary Duff's song titles or something, but I just don't have the heart. It looks like she had a nice wedding, so good for her. Also, who even knows Hilary Duff's music? That would have just been ridiculous of me.
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Just like we promised, Hilary Duff got married last night. From what I can tell from looking at the pictures, it looks like a lovely, reasonably small event, which is what Hilary wanted.
I was thinking about making a joke out of one of Hilary Duff's song titles or something, but I just don't have the heart. It looks like she had a nice wedding, so good for her. Also, who even knows Hilary Duff's music? That would have just been ridiculous of me.
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Here's how this happened: Katy Perry's staying at a hotel in Australia. A high school prom is being held in the ballroom of the hotel. Katy Perry gets wasted. Katy Perry crashes prom.
Ok, it happened a little more adorably than that. Katy was wandering drunkenly through the hotel when she heard "California Gurls" playing somewhere. When she discovered the prom, she grabbed a microphone and serenaded the students, then hung out with them for about ten minutes before her bodyguards made her leave.
Here are some quotes from the students about this magical night:
"It was towards the end of the night and everyone was having a good time. Then Katy Perry decides to walk in and crash our formal!”
“She appeared slightly drunk and was stumbling a little."
“She was dancing and laughing with students until the end of the song when she was subtly whisked away by her security guards. Everyone went nuts and it was the perfect ending to our evening.”
I was trying to think of a comparison, someone on Katy Perry's level who could have crashed my prom to make it similarly newsworthy, realism notwithstanding. I think it would be Rihanna, but not "Rude Boy" Rihanna, more like "SOS" Rihanna. What about you guys? What pop star might have drunkenly crashed your prom? />Here's how this happened: Katy Perry's staying at a hotel in Australia. A high school prom is being held in the ballroom of the hotel. Katy Perry gets wasted. Katy Perry crashes prom.
Ok, it happened a little more adorably than that. Katy was wandering drunkenly through the hotel when she heard "California Gurls" playing somewhere. When she discovered the prom, she grabbed a microphone and serenaded the students, then hung out with them for about ten minutes before her bodyguards made he...
You guys saw about Weezer's new album, right? How it's titled "Hurley" and the album cover is just a big picture of Hurley's face? And you guys also saw about Lost, right? How Hurley was totally the best character on that show? Ok, good, I'm glad we're all up to date.
Entertainment Weekly chatted up Jorge Garcia, the guy who played Hurley, to see how he felt about the album, and like anybody would be, he was pretty pleased about it:
“How awesome is that! It totally put a smile on my face, to say the least,” the actor tells EW.com. “It ranks right up there with getting my own action figure.”
The photo was taken while Rivers Cuomo and Jorge were backstage together at The George Lopez Show, and according to Rivers, "it just had this amazing vibe." I completely concur, Rivers. Excellent choice.
The album comes out on September 15, so I will see you guys in a month's time to chat about how beautiful it is, both musically and aesthetically. />You guys saw about Weezer's new album, right? How it's titled "Hurley" and the album cover is just a big picture of Hurley's face? And you guys also saw about Lost, right? How Hurley was totally the best character on that show? Ok, good, I'm glad we're all up to date.
Entertainment Weekly chatted up Jorge Garcia, the guy who played Hurley, to see how he felt about the album, and like anybody would be, he was pretty pleased about it:
“How awesome is that! It totally put a smile on my face, to say the least,” the actor tells EW.com. “It ranks right up there with getting my own action figure.”
The photo was taken while Rive...
First a baseball bat to the head, now this.
So Bam has been on tour with his brother's band, CKY (who you should maybe check out), and things were going fine until they got to New Zealand. When they tried to head to the next concert in Australia, Bam wasn't allowed on the plane because he was causing too much of a ruckus and the airline staff decided that he was too drunk to fly. However, that may not be the whole truth.
Bam got roofied. Here's what he told The Daily Telegraph when he finally got to Australia:
"I was totally boozed one night and remember waking up with this chick on top of me going "I love you, I love' and I was like 'who the fuck are you!?"
I might think that this is just a story to make up for a night of drunken shenanigans, but Bam would totally own up to that. He would say he was completely wasted and make no apologies, because that's kind of what he does. So you go out and live your life, Bam, and remember to never leave your drink unattended in the future. />First a baseball bat to the head, now this.
So Bam has been on tour with his brother's band, CKY (who you should maybe check out), and things were going fine until they got to New Zealand. When they tried to head to the next concert in Australia, Bam wasn't allowed on the plane because he was causing too much of a ruckus and the airline staff decided that he was too drunk to fly. However, that may not be the whole truth.
Bam got roofied. Here's what he told The Daily Telegraph when he ...
... Thanks to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.
Poor Snooki tried to be a responsible television personality and get her nickname trademarked so that she could use it on her book (a "snooktionary." Get excited.), but her request was denied, thanks to a cat:
U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) records show that registration of a “Snooki” mark for “printed matter, namely books” was recently refused because of a “likelihood of confusion” with a previously issued trademark. That 2004 mark was, amusingly, for “Adventures of Snooky,” a children’s book featuring a cat who gets knocked overboard while on a family fishing trip.
Personally, I don't see why they couldn't just share the trademark. If that happened, then we could get children's books featuring a cat getting arrested on the beach and Jersey Shore episodes featuring Snooki getting knocked overboard. Don't call it a stretch, call it a dream. />... Thanks to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.
Poor Snooki tried to be a responsible television personality and get her nickname trademarked so that she could use it on her book (a "snooktionary." Get excited.), but her request was denied, thanks to a cat:
U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) records show that registration of a “Snooki” mark for “printed matter, namely books” was recently refused because of a “likelihood of confusion” with a previously issued trademark...
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For some reason I can't identify, Tila Tequila went to a Gathering of the Juggalos concert in Illinois and appeared on the same stage as the Insane Clown Posse. As she was making her way on stage, things got bad fast:
"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."
Oh, Tila, honey! But wait - it gets worse:
"These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"
This sounds absolutely terrifying, and I'm not even being a little bit sarcastic. I mean, getting firecrackers and feces thrown at you and being forced to barricade yourself in a trailer would be scary regardless, but just imagine if the people that were doing these things to you were dudes with scary face paint. Not even Tila Tequila deserves that. />Photo via TMZ
For some reason I can't identify, Tila Tequila went to a Gathering of the Juggalos concert in Illinois and appeared on the same stage as the Insane Clown Posse. As she was making her way on stage, things got bad fast:
"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and ...
That generally amazing man, Neil Patrick Harris, and his partner of around six years, David Burtka, are going to get their lives changed in October, thanks to a surrogate. They're expecting twins!
Can you even imagine Neil Patrick Harris as a father? He would tenderly hold his babies and sing them beautiful show tunes ("I Dreamed a Dream" is what's in my vision for some reason, though I don't know why Neil would be serenading his baby a song about shattered dreams). He would probably be a pretty good dude to have around in terms of simple cuts and scrapes (you can't tell me he didn't learn anything on Doogie Howser).
Feel free to leave your own lovely visions of Neil Patrick Harris, the father, in the comments! />That generally amazing man, Neil Patrick Harris, and his partner of around six years, David Burtka, are going to get their lives changed in October, thanks to a surrogate. They're expecting twins!
Can you even imagine Neil Patrick Harris as a father? He would tenderly hold his babies and sing them beautiful show tunes ("I Dreamed a Dream" is what's in my vision for some reason, though I don't know why Neil would be serenading his baby a song about shattered dreams). He would probably be ...
Miley, still just 17, has reportedly asked her parents to consent to the plastic surgery to take her up to a D-cup. Here's the original story from Star:
"The only thing Miley Cyrus likes less than a flat note is a flat chest. She’s already seen a plastic surgeon and aims to up her cups to Holly Madison proportions, a source tells Star. Miley is intent on getting a boob job, and she’s insisting her parents sign the consent form, which is required since she’s still 17 years old,” notes the source. “Billy Ray and Tish are letting her go for it. She’s beyond their control, anyway.”
Since this is from Star, there's a good chance it's nonsense, but I'm not sure. I think this definitely sounds like something that Miley would do. With all the on stage grinding and pole-dancing this girl has been doing in the past year, implants seem like a logical next step.
I would make a joke about how Miley can't be tamed, but it just seems sad at this point. />Miley, still just 17, has reportedly asked her parents to consent to the plastic surgery to take her up to a D-cup. Here's the original story from Star:
"The only thing Miley Cyrus likes less than a flat note is a flat chest. She’s already seen a plastic surgeon and aims to up her cups to Holly Madison proportions, a source tells Star. Miley is intent on getting a boob job, and she’s insisting her parents sign the consent form, which is required since she’s still 17 years old,” notes ...
I think the idea of Ke$ha needing to reconsider her actions is an idea that occurs pretty frequently. I mean, for a while there, I was under the impression that she might actually be a cool person, but I'm back.
OK magazine recently asked Ke$ha about who she would like to perform a duet with, and here's what she had to say:
"Some of my favorite artists of all time are classic artists, and the list is long when it comes to dream duets. Anywhere from a Mick Jagger to a Prince to a David Bowie. But also I'd be as honoured to share a song with Rihanna as I'm honoured to share her stage during our concert tour."
All right, I could maybe see Rihanna. They are touring together, and it would make sense for a couple of popular lady singers to get together for a song. But Mick Jagger, Ke$ha, really? Just because you gave a little shout-out to him in one of your songs doesn't mean he owes you anything. And David Bowie? I don't think I can accurately or succinctly describe how dead inside a Ke$ha/Bowie song would make me or how much this girl does not deserve that. I'm usually all for dreaming big, but come on now. />I think the idea of Ke$ha needing to reconsider her actions is an idea that occurs pretty frequently. I mean, for a while there, I was under the impression that she might actually be a cool person, but I'm back.
OK magazine recently asked Ke$ha about who she would like to perform a duet with, and here's what she had to say:
"Some of my favorite artists of all time are classic artists, and the list is long when it comes to dream duets. Anywhere from a Mick Jagger to a Prince to a David Bowi...
Rihanna's latest tattoo reads "rebelle fleur," which translates to "rebel flower," just in case you couldn't piece that together. Cute, right? I could see how Rihanna could be considered a rebel flower. The problem is, however, that the wording isn't exactly correct:
The music superstar's newest ink reads "rebelle fleur," but someone forgot to tell the 'Rude Boy' singer that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as "rebel flower," which we assume is what she intended, that tattoo should read "fleur rebelle."
I never took French - instead I opted to take Spanish with the eccentric woman from Panama who did not have her issues under control and didn't so much teach us Spanish as she did tell us about how the government killed her family - but I'm going to trust the Internet on this one. I'm not going to hate on Rihanna though. As far as questionable tattoos go, it could be a lot worse. />Rihanna's latest tattoo reads "rebelle fleur," which translates to "rebel flower," just in case you couldn't piece that together. Cute, right? I could see how Rihanna could be considered a rebel flower. The problem is, however, that the wording isn't exactly correct:
The music superstar's newest ink reads "rebelle fleur," but someone forgot to tell the 'Rude Boy' singer that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as "rebel flower," which we assume is what she inten...