“It’s over. The franchise is dead. The press killed it. Your magazine fucking killed it. New York Magazine. It’s like all the critics got together and said, ‘This franchise must die.’ Because they all had the exact same review. It’s like they didn’t see the movie. Got any more gum?”
- Chris Noth telling New York Magazine how hurt he was by the Sex and the City 2 reviews.
Ok, Chris, listen. Maybe they didn't see the movie, maybe that's true. Or maybe it was just a shitt...
Here's a photo of Madonna and daughter Lourdes at the launch of their new fashion line, and seeing as how these guys are smart designers now, I just wanted to take a moment to analyze their ensembles. When I first saw this picture, my first thought was "Oh, that's nice - Lourdes is a grunge era hooker and Madonna is her no-nonsense, more classy pimp." And I stand by that. If you don't see it, just take a look at Lourde's peekaboo flannel and Madonna's leather gloves. Now picture a dramat...
You can kind of tell just by looking at that picture. If you had no idea who this guy was, you could just glance at the one extra open button and that little patch of exposed chest hair and think "yeah, that guy knows the ladies." So let's take it up a notch and take some guesses on how many women Simon has slept with, just for funzies. Fifty sounds kind of intense, one hundred seems a little bananas, but apparently, the number is way higher. Like nearly a couple thousand higher.
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Tim Gunn is one of the classiest men on television. I have never heard anyone say one negative word about him, and I've talked to a lot of people about Tim Gunn. There's this pretentious girl that would never shut up about Shakespeare and her immense talent for costume design and writing poetry, and back when I first met her I thought that she might have a chance of being all right, so I invited her over to watch Project Runway. She turned out to be the most annoying girl I've ever met, ...
I know the picture's blurry, ok? I know that. But there are more important things happening right now. For instance, Justin Bieber is at a fucking Hooters.
I don't know if I can place my finger on exactly what I find so enchanting about this picture. Perhaps it's just my Bieber love taking over and making me irrationally excited. Perhaps it's because he could easily be one of the Hooters girl's little sister who happens to be really butch. I don't know, the boy is just a pint-sized packag...
It's JWoww! Of course it's JWoww. The world is not ready for a nude Snooki spread*. The world may never be ready.
E! chatted up JWoww a couple of days ago and asked her about the situation (the Playboy situation, not Mike Sorrentino's creepy abs), and here's what was said:
"Final offer is standing," JWoww told me just the other day. "Hopefully, it will go through."
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, "Winter."
In other words, it's happening, people! JWoww ...
"I've had requests for adoption. In America, a man changed his name legally to Lucius Malfoy. [He] showed me the documentation and then sent me documents to disown my parents and move to be with him in the States in his house, which he had named Malfoy Manor. I kindly rejected that. That was quite scary."
Ok, so on one hand, that is pretty creepy, and I understand that. But on another hand that is much more prominent for me, I really want to see this guy and his house. He's probab...
What's really happening: Rihanna took Katy Perry to a Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas. This was just one of a handful of bachelorette activities the two got into last night: they also hung out by a pool and had some drinks, went to a nightclub and had drinks, then went to a strip club and had drinks. Sounds like a great night.
What could be happening: Anything. This picture, as well as the ones that follow, are so fantastical. I don't mean to be all Kindergarten Teacher on ...
I don't watch that Kardashian show because I really prefer that my trashy reality television showcases alcoholic young adults with ridiculous nicknames or teenage mothers, so I tend not to tell you guys things about them unless it involves The Biebz or blow up dolls or something equally as great. And I think this might be a little more great.
An inmate in Pennsylvania has filed a lawsuit against Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, saying that their shows have caused him "extreme emotional di...
