Did You Guys Watch Night of Too Many Stars Last Night? October 22, 2010EmilyComedy Central, Jon Stewart Night of Too Many Stars Thursday, October 21, 2010 Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert - "Everybody's Talking 'Bout Sully" www.comedycentral.com Night of Too Many Stars Thursday, October 21, 2010 Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert - "Everybody's Talking 'Bout Sully" www.comedycentral.com Ugly Americans New Episodes Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Night of Too Many Stars If not, you should have, because it was spectacular. If you're not familiar with the event, it's a benefit for autism education that Jon Stewart hosts on Comedy Central. It's also incredibly awesome. Some of my favorite bits inc... The Situation’s Book Is Going to Be Fresh to Death October 21, 2010EmilyMike "The Situation" Sorrentino If you thought The Situation was just a pretty face with a hot body*, then you must be kicking yourself right now, huh? You must feel like a real dunce looking at this book cover that showcases such a promise of literary prowess from a man who just seconds ago you were probably imagining naked in your bedroom. Shame on you. This man has so much more to give than dazzling looks and a obscene amount of charm, and if you don't believe me, then check out some of these excerpts from Here's the Si... Michael Lohan Makes A Public Statement to Announce That He Will No Longer Make Public Statements October 20, 2010EmilyMichael Lohan It was just a few days ago that poor Michael's plan to get belligerently drunk to show Lindsay how much he loves her was foiled by the arrival of Lindsay's mother, Dina, at Betty Ford (because of the restraining order, you know). Now it looks like this bronco's been broken, because he's declared that he's done talking to the media: "I want to make a public statement that I will not be commenting on ANYTHING relating to my daughter Lindsay, or ANYTHING my ex-wife Dina, or any 'sources' related t... Levi Johnston Discusses His Political Platform on The View October 19, 2010EmilyLevi Johnston Just kidding, he doesn't really discuss his platform. Because he doesn't have one. Because he has no business being in any position that would require him to have a political platform. If you'll remember, Levi Johnston announced back in August that he was planning on running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, so the boy's actually had two months to consider his political stances. But really, regardless of how long he's been planning on running for mayor, if a person announces that he plans on running for a political office, within a few seconds of that announcement, he should probably be able to state some ideas, just based on the fac... Neil Patrick Harris Is Officially A Dad! October 18, 2010EmilyNeil Patrick Harris After announcing back in August that he and his partner, David Burtka, were going to become parents, the moment is finally here. The couple's surrogate gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, last Tuesday. The men named the babies Gideon Scott and Harper Grace, and there are no pictures, but if you take a look at Neil Patrick Harris' Twitter, it's pretty clear that this is possibly the most adorable thing that ever happened. Here's what he's had to say so far on fatherhood: Babies!! On 10/12, Gideon Scott and Harper Grace entered the Burtka-Harris fold. All ... Michael Lohan Plans on Getting Drunk And Arrested to Profess His Love For Lindsay October 15, 2010EmilyLindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been at Betty Ford for a couple of weeks now, and, as usual, she's not taking visits from her father, Michael. So Michael, crafty man that he is, has devised a foolproof plan to win back Lindsay's love and attention. And really, he can't fail. From TMZ: Michael Lohan is telling people he's going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic to be near Lindsay Lohan -- and stage his own arrest if necessary to get his daughter's atte... Ke$ha Is Still The Classiest Broad Around October 14, 2010EmilyKe$ha It's been a while since I've seen any stories about Ke$ha, and it's been upsetting me. I'm not talking about new songs or music videos, because fuck that, I'm talking about "Guess Which Pop Star Got Photographed After Being Doused With Semen" stories. But then I saw this video, and I tell you, it just turned my day right around. I love it because of how real it is. From the poor designated driver who wears that familiar look of "guys, can you please stop talking to these dudes, I just want to get home" to the way K... Joan Collins Is Displeased With Hollywood Today October 13, 2010EmilyJoan Collins I'm not a huge fan of Joan Collins. It's nothing she did - I actually thought she was delightful that one time she was on Roseanne - I'm just too young and too consumed with things like Justin Timberlake and margaritas to look far back enough to explore Joan Collins' body of work. That's not her fault. But Joan recently did a little interview with The Daily Mail in which she mostly just talked trash about Hollywood, and the lady said some home truths. On the lack of beautiful actresses ... Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Talks Romance October 12, 2010EmilyAshton Kutcher, Demi Moore "A lot of times my wife and I sit across from each other and tweet… it's the same reason you send roses to a woman at work. Sometimes people like to be adored in public." - Ashton on his one true love, Twitter! I mean, Demi! Are you picking up on this hot tip, people? This is the wave of the future. You don't have to rely on flowers or jewelry or some former agreement of monogamy, just hop on Twitter! Try hashtagging your emotions, or if you have a tough time with finding the right word... Watch Out, Broadway, Because Daniel Radcliffe and His Penis Are Back! October 11, 2010EmilyDaniel Radcliffe The last time Daniel Radcliffe and his penis were on Broadway, it was for Equus, and it was a bit more blatant. Daniel was just like "hey, I'm playing this guy with a weird horse fetish, I'm displaying my intense psychological issues, and now here's my penis! And curtain!" (By the way, if I give you a link with just the word "penis," do I really have to tell you that it's NSFW? Because it's not. Because it's a penis.) But this time, Daniel's in How to Succeed in Business Without Reall... Meet Lady Gaga’s Brother, Garry Gaga! October 10, 2010EmilyNick Swardson Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Tuesday, October 12 Lady Gaga's Brother: Garry Gaga www.comedycentral.com Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Tuesday, October 12 Lady Gaga's Brother: Garry Gaga www.comedycentral.com Nick Swardson on Jokes.com The love of crazy hats is genetic, did you not know that? But really, this is a little segment from Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, a new show that premieres on Tuesday night on Comedy Central, and I love it. Nick Swardson is one of my favorite comics - back when I still went to see movies in theatres (this was back... Tila Tequila and Kate Major: New BFF Alert! October 10, 2010EmilyKate Major, Tila Tequila Photo via Radar You know these ladies. Kate Major, former girlfriend of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, and Tila Tequila ... well, I think we're all familiar with Tila Tequila's contributions to the world. This picture was taken of the two women out at a party in L.A., and don't they just look so chummy? Understandably so - can you imagine the kind of hijinks these two could get in together? Tila could introduce Kate to the world of music, and Kate could introduce Tila to the worl... Previous 1 … 234 235 236 237 238 … 261 Next
The Situation’s Book Is Going to Be Fresh to Death October 21, 2010EmilyMike "The Situation" Sorrentino If you thought The Situation was just a pretty face with a hot body*, then you must be kicking yourself right now, huh? You must feel like a real dunce looking at this book cover that showcases such a promise of literary prowess from a man who just seconds ago you were probably imagining naked in your bedroom. Shame on you. This man has so much more to give than dazzling looks and a obscene amount of charm, and if you don't believe me, then check out some of these excerpts from Here's the Si...
Michael Lohan Makes A Public Statement to Announce That He Will No Longer Make Public Statements October 20, 2010EmilyMichael Lohan It was just a few days ago that poor Michael's plan to get belligerently drunk to show Lindsay how much he loves her was foiled by the arrival of Lindsay's mother, Dina, at Betty Ford (because of the restraining order, you know). Now it looks like this bronco's been broken, because he's declared that he's done talking to the media: "I want to make a public statement that I will not be commenting on ANYTHING relating to my daughter Lindsay, or ANYTHING my ex-wife Dina, or any 'sources' related t...
Levi Johnston Discusses His Political Platform on The View October 19, 2010EmilyLevi Johnston Just kidding, he doesn't really discuss his platform. Because he doesn't have one. Because he has no business being in any position that would require him to have a political platform. If you'll remember, Levi Johnston announced back in August that he was planning on running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, so the boy's actually had two months to consider his political stances. But really, regardless of how long he's been planning on running for mayor, if a person announces that he plans on running for a political office, within a few seconds of that announcement, he should probably be able to state some ideas, just based on the fac...
Neil Patrick Harris Is Officially A Dad! October 18, 2010EmilyNeil Patrick Harris After announcing back in August that he and his partner, David Burtka, were going to become parents, the moment is finally here. The couple's surrogate gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, last Tuesday. The men named the babies Gideon Scott and Harper Grace, and there are no pictures, but if you take a look at Neil Patrick Harris' Twitter, it's pretty clear that this is possibly the most adorable thing that ever happened. Here's what he's had to say so far on fatherhood: Babies!! On 10/12, Gideon Scott and Harper Grace entered the Burtka-Harris fold. All ...
Michael Lohan Plans on Getting Drunk And Arrested to Profess His Love For Lindsay October 15, 2010EmilyLindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been at Betty Ford for a couple of weeks now, and, as usual, she's not taking visits from her father, Michael. So Michael, crafty man that he is, has devised a foolproof plan to win back Lindsay's love and attention. And really, he can't fail. From TMZ: Michael Lohan is telling people he's going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic to be near Lindsay Lohan -- and stage his own arrest if necessary to get his daughter's atte...
Ke$ha Is Still The Classiest Broad Around October 14, 2010EmilyKe$ha It's been a while since I've seen any stories about Ke$ha, and it's been upsetting me. I'm not talking about new songs or music videos, because fuck that, I'm talking about "Guess Which Pop Star Got Photographed After Being Doused With Semen" stories. But then I saw this video, and I tell you, it just turned my day right around. I love it because of how real it is. From the poor designated driver who wears that familiar look of "guys, can you please stop talking to these dudes, I just want to get home" to the way K...
Joan Collins Is Displeased With Hollywood Today October 13, 2010EmilyJoan Collins I'm not a huge fan of Joan Collins. It's nothing she did - I actually thought she was delightful that one time she was on Roseanne - I'm just too young and too consumed with things like Justin Timberlake and margaritas to look far back enough to explore Joan Collins' body of work. That's not her fault. But Joan recently did a little interview with The Daily Mail in which she mostly just talked trash about Hollywood, and the lady said some home truths. On the lack of beautiful actresses ...
Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Talks Romance October 12, 2010EmilyAshton Kutcher, Demi Moore "A lot of times my wife and I sit across from each other and tweet… it's the same reason you send roses to a woman at work. Sometimes people like to be adored in public." - Ashton on his one true love, Twitter! I mean, Demi! Are you picking up on this hot tip, people? This is the wave of the future. You don't have to rely on flowers or jewelry or some former agreement of monogamy, just hop on Twitter! Try hashtagging your emotions, or if you have a tough time with finding the right word...
Watch Out, Broadway, Because Daniel Radcliffe and His Penis Are Back! October 11, 2010EmilyDaniel Radcliffe The last time Daniel Radcliffe and his penis were on Broadway, it was for Equus, and it was a bit more blatant. Daniel was just like "hey, I'm playing this guy with a weird horse fetish, I'm displaying my intense psychological issues, and now here's my penis! And curtain!" (By the way, if I give you a link with just the word "penis," do I really have to tell you that it's NSFW? Because it's not. Because it's a penis.) But this time, Daniel's in How to Succeed in Business Without Reall...
Meet Lady Gaga’s Brother, Garry Gaga! October 10, 2010EmilyNick Swardson Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Tuesday, October 12 Lady Gaga's Brother: Garry Gaga www.comedycentral.com Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Tuesday, October 12 Lady Gaga's Brother: Garry Gaga www.comedycentral.com Nick Swardson on Jokes.com The love of crazy hats is genetic, did you not know that? But really, this is a little segment from Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, a new show that premieres on Tuesday night on Comedy Central, and I love it. Nick Swardson is one of my favorite comics - back when I still went to see movies in theatres (this was back... Tila Tequila and Kate Major: New BFF Alert! October 10, 2010EmilyKate Major, Tila Tequila Photo via Radar You know these ladies. Kate Major, former girlfriend of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, and Tila Tequila ... well, I think we're all familiar with Tila Tequila's contributions to the world. This picture was taken of the two women out at a party in L.A., and don't they just look so chummy? Understandably so - can you imagine the kind of hijinks these two could get in together? Tila could introduce Kate to the world of music, and Kate could introduce Tila to the worl... Previous 1 … 234 235 236 237 238 … 261 Next
Tila Tequila and Kate Major: New BFF Alert! October 10, 2010EmilyKate Major, Tila Tequila Photo via Radar You know these ladies. Kate Major, former girlfriend of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, and Tila Tequila ... well, I think we're all familiar with Tila Tequila's contributions to the world. This picture was taken of the two women out at a party in L.A., and don't they just look so chummy? Understandably so - can you imagine the kind of hijinks these two could get in together? Tila could introduce Kate to the world of music, and Kate could introduce Tila to the worl...
