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LeAnn Rimes Is Not Engaged (Maybe), Needs to Stop Twittering (Definitely)

A photo of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian On Thursday, E! broke the news that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, those rascally ol' homewreckers, had gotten engaged.  LeAnn "Get a Damn Blog" Rimes quickly dispelled that "rumor" on her Twitter: Ok, I've about had it with the lack of "reporting" with E News. The fact that our "engagement" has spread so furiously over the past 24 hours off of an E News article that is 150% untrue just shows you the lack of credible "sources" they seem to find and build a story around. When CNN is calling my p...

Those Crazy Harry Potter Kids Want Matching Tattoos

A photo of Rupert Grint, Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe I guess when you work so closely with people for ten straight years, you build a certain kind of camaraderie.  A kind of camaraderie that lends itself to body art.  Sort of like gangs, but more adorable. Daniel Radcliffe has been making comments about how he, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint (or Harry, Hermione, and Ron, if you have problems with the line between reality and fiction too) have been talking about getting "farewell to Hogwarts" tattoos, though he's not sure what it would be just yet.  He's go...

Ke$ha Never Fails to Amaze

A photo of Ke$ha Ke$ha just did a little interview and photo shoot with BlackBook, and once again I just want to snatch her up, take her out of the music industry and take her into my gay bar.  Because that's where she really belongs, isn't it, a shady little gay bar in Tennessee? Precisely.    Now let's check out some of my new favorite Ke$ha-isms. On what's up with the dollar sign: “Anybody would get sick of that question, especially if you’re being asked 45 times every day, but I’m the asshole who p...

Love It or Leave It: Blake Lively Plays Dress Up!

A photo of Blake Lively Blake Lively's little ensemble here is what we like to refer to as a "hot damn mess."  See how that belt looks like such ridiculous slapdashery? See how the dress shirt peeks out below that skirt?  And I know that skirt, by the way.  That's your niece's/little sister's/super skinny BFF"s skirt that you know would never fit you, but hey, it's a skirt, it'll just flare right over those hips as long as you can squeeze it over your boobs to fit on the smallest part of your waist.  In Blake's ...

Lindsay Lohan: Less Therapy, More Shopping!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan So our girl Lindsay's in rehab, right? Court-ordered rehab till January.  That paints a pretty specific picture for everyone, right?  Like Lindsay is supposed to be up at Betty Ford, going to groups, talking to people, taking smoke breaks, and maybe playing some rummy or dominoes every now and then.  But no. Lindsay popped on over to the Forever 21 a couple days ago to buy "a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks." Not only that, but she also goes to Starbucks "...

William Shatner Is Like, “F*ck You”

Keep it movin', Gwyneth Paltrow.  Now that Shatner's done his version of Cee-Lo's "Fuck You," there's really nowhere else this song can go but down.  Besides, everybody knows that if anybody should be singing that song on Glee, it's Mr. Schuester, so you ain't foolin' nobody no way. But really, how lovely is Shatner's cover?  I'm kind of in love with it.  I think that maybe it's because my only other experience with William Shatner was when he was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, remember, when he was a guest on Hillary's...

Kanye West Hurt George Bush’s Feelings Real Bad

Remember this little gem?  Kanye's infamous "George Bush doesn't care about black people" announcement?  All right, now remember 9/11?  Yes?  And that whole War on Terror thing?  And the actual Hurricane Katrina, not just Kanye's comments on how Bush handled it?  Ok, now that you have those things in your head, guess which one George Bush considers the worst moment of his presidency. Of course it's Kanye. Matt Lauer interviewed Bush about the former president's upcoming book, Decision Points (both of which you c...

Cher Does Vanity Fair, Maintains Awesomeness

A photo of Cher When I was little, Sonny and Cher would be on TV when I was getting ready for school.  I'd be putting on my sweet stirrup pants and avoiding my brother and sister smoking a joint to get through the bus ride to high school while being transfixed with this woman. Cher and I go way back.  How lovely it is for me, and indeed, for all mankind, that Cher has been a powerhouse of fierceness from the mid 1960's until today.  Now let's look at some excerpts from her Vanity Fair interview. On the ...

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Are Having A Lame Honeymoon

A photo of Katy Perry and Russell Brand I think this is really Russell's tragedy, so let's focus on him when we think about this tale. After Russell and Katy got married last weekend, the couple went to the Maldives for their honeymoon.  Sounds nice, right?  But wait. See, the very first day there, Katy went and got bit by a spider, and the spider bite led to a rash, and the rash made her go to a doctor, and the doctor gave her a medication that apparently made her "tired, drowsy and unable to consummate the marriage." On top of all tha...

Quotables: Betty White Is For Gay Marriage, Tells Those Who Aren’t to Mind Their Business

A photo of Betty White “I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time—and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones—I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.” - Betty White tells Parade what's up. This woman is still God, right?  Like everything she says is still gospel?  Some...

Love It or Leave It: Ellen’s Halloween Costume

A photo of Ellen DeGeneres Get it?  She's Snooki's poof! Ellen's costume is a famous hairstyle, and that's wonderful.  You can catch this costume on a Halloween-themed episode of Ellen on Friday, but here's how Ellen explains it: "That's Snooki down there," she says of the doll. "I'm the poof. She's the actual size. She is that short. I met her in person. I was almost late for the show because I didn't take in account how long it takes to gym, tan and laundry, everybody." I wish more people did this for Halloween.  The thing is, ladies,...

What to Expect When You’re Expecting: The Movie

A photo of the cover of What to Expect When You're Expecting No really, this is happening.  A film based on What to Expect When You're Expecting, that classic pregnancy manual, is in the works. There's no news about the cast or director yet, but the screenwriter is the woman who wrote Whip It!, that roller derby movie with Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore, and the word is that it will have the same sort of structure as Love Actually and Valentine's Day, revolving around five expecting couples. I don't feel good about this.  Have you guys read this book?...
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