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No, obviously I'm just joshin' y'all. The mustache is courtesy of a marker and inherent douchebaggery, and that defiant stance definitely reads like an eight-year-old to me. Don't worry, guys, we've got a long way to go before this boy wonder turns into a man ... or do we?
According to the National Examiner, Justin's voice is just now starting to break (Christmas miracle?) and he's been working with a vocal teacher to make the transition into his big boy voice as...
"Now I am scared I am going to wake up with a decapitated moose head in my bed."
- Margaret Cho, beautiful comedian and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant, discussing her fears on the repercussions of speaking ill of the Palins.
This all happened on Margaret's blog, and to clarify, she only had nice things to say about Bristol. She says she's "warm and incredibly supportive," and that she's proud of her work on the show. However, Margaret also says that someone who "really should seriously know the dirt really really" told her t...
If there's one thing I hate, it's got to be when people wear different shades of black. Don't get me wrong, I'm also against other things, like rudeness and Nazis, but I really think this has got to be my least favorite thing. Additionally, this giant orgy of texture is just too much - leather, velour (I refuse to acknowledge the existence of velvet harem pants, that's just too egregious a use of velvet), some sheer sequins shenanigans, and I think I see linen. It's nonsense is what it ...
Are you guys way excited about this? You should be. We're going to see Anne Hathaway be gorgeous and perhaps attempt to discuss anal sex with James Franco, who will tragically be too preoccupied with carrying the show. There will be stoner jokes, art jokes, hipster jokes, and jokes about whatever Anne Hathaway does (Jake Gyllenhaal's penis?).*
Here's the official announcement:
"James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons— fresh, exciting and mul...
Good news, because there's one on the way! The bad news? Joss Whedon will not be involved.
Warner Brothers went ahead and made the call that it'd be ok for them to make another Buffy the Vampire Slayer film - not a remake, mind you, they're making it clear that "this is not your high school Buffy" - without Whedon or any of the original creative team. They also thought that'd it be ok to instead hire a screenwriter who pitched the idea because "she loved Buffy when she was the same age as the ch...
For some reason, People decided to share this picture of a very Simpson Christmas, circa 1990, and I may not understand it, but I love it so. And honestly, what's not to love? The Blossom hats. The sweaters - my God, the sweaters! The suavity of pre-crazy Mr. Simpson. I also love how my initial reaction was "oh, baby Jessica Simspon! Who's that little girl next to her - ohhh ..." Old family photos must be a little weird to look at post-plastic surgery.
But my favorite thing has ...
"I think the girls like my hair, so I’m going to let it stick around for a while. I really don’t think anyone’s ever done this kind of thing with their hair: I just wake up, blow-dry it, and just shake it. And continue to shake it throughout the day."
- Justin Bieber on his genius. Forward this to every 16-year-old male you know, because all douchebaggery aside, you know the teenage ladies love Justin's luscious locks. Good deeds, y'all, that's what our time on this world is all about.
How many more gifts like this does the Biebz have to bes...
