Ok, maybe not the world, but at least an Oscar.
Remember The Social Network? I don't, because I didn't see it (until they make a movie about Neopets or Youporn, I doubt I'll be interested enough to see a movie about a website), but the rest of the world did, including Lance Bass. And like many people, Lance had strong feelings about it:
“I think ‘The Social Network’ just made sense for everyone. It was something that everyone had in common. Everyone could relate to it. Even I finally ...
It's blonde. It's blonde, and it's an abomination. Remember her hair before, her gorgeous red hair? Yeah, I do too, and that's why I'm going to have to go into mourning now*. Thanks a ton, Emma.
Fortunately, there are a couple of things that make this tragic change a little more ok: she's apparently naturally blonde (because genetics can be wrong too), and the switch is for her role in Spider-Man. She's playing Gwen Stacy, you know, and if she's going to go and get killed and fuck poor Peter Parker...
I don't know about you guys, but I know that when I celebrate Christmas exiled to my grandmother's front porch with the drug addict cousins and their obnoxious husbands with poor boundaries because I asked to sing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus and I "wasn't being serious," one of my first thoughts is always "I wonder what John Waters' Christmas would be like?" Good news: the Chicago Tribune did a Christmas story with John Waters, so I don't have to wonder anymore. Bad news: I'm not totally su...
Like Michael Lohan and Joe Francis before him, it looks like Keanu Reeves has joined the ranks of the Crazy Eyes, that elite task force of dicks and douchebags alike. I'm not sure when it happened - it seems like only yesterday he was being a harmlessly horrible actor and starring in a hilarious meme - but that doesn't matter now. Keanu has lost his soul, and there's nothing that can be done about that.
I'll tell you my story of Soulless Keanu, just for the sake of solidarity. I was...
Ok, maybe that headline is a little wrong, because Taylor Swift was obviously officially named Entertainment Weekly's Entertainer of the Year, that's not a question. I guess the question is more of an incredulous "really?"
I think Taylor Swift seems like a sweet girl and everything, and I'm super excited about her new role as Jake Gyllenhaal's beard, but Entertainer of the Year seems like a bit much. Or really, I think her overwhelming popularity seems to be a bit much. I'm sure her ...
“When we start the kissing scenes I forget we’re surrounded by a load of people. I actually end up getting really carried away. It’s only when the kiss is finished that my mind registers there’s actually a set full of people around, and I just walk away embarrassed.”
- Robert Pattinson on what it's like to kiss his lady love, Kristen Stewart, in a professional setting.
I bet all you Twihards out there are biting your pillows to shreds just like Edward does in Breaking Dawn when ...
I know you guys have been really curious about what Mike Tyson has been doing with his life. I know you read articles on this site and think "Yeah, that Lindsay Lohan is great and all, but what's Mike been up to?" Well, consider this your lucky day, because I'm here to let you in on the latest development: birds.
Pigeons, to be exact. To be even more exact, 2,500 pigeons. Mike Tyson owns 2,500 pigeons. He says that he has "birds everywhere that I go," and that he has them "at differe...
"I never found myself needing that piece of paper. Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don't need somebody to say, okay you're married... If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not... But the thing is, I'd be so scared of ruining her last name. She's got such a good last name."
- Johnny Depp, making the whole world swoon while discussing his lady, Vanessa Paradis.
Now there are a good amount of guys who will pull the "no, baby, you want to get engaged? What's a ring...
I have a lot of love for Hugh Jackman. I mean, a whole lot of love. In my dorm room last year, I arranged this Trashy Girl collage on the inside of my closet door to amuse myself every morning - they were mostly pictures from Maxim of dumb-looking girls in football jerseys dribbling toothpaste and milk down their chins - and the centerpiece of the collage? A picture of Hugh Jackman in a downtrodden pose, looking disappointed at the female youth of the country. Ok, maybe you had to be...
Are there cool terms like "Bieber Fever" concerning Kanye? Because that's what I have. Maybe I have West Vile virus. Get it, like West Nile because his last name is West, but Vile instead of Nile because a river isn't involved and in reality I think he's ridiculous? Yeah, I think I'm going with that. I have a sarcastic strain of the West Vile virus, and I'm in bad shape. And for all you ladies who are with me in this sickened state, Kanye had the decency to let us know what he's looking for in th...
