Listen, I love Natalie, I really do. And I would like to say that my love is unconditional, but I'm not a liar, and if Natalie shows up in one more boring dress with a bedazzled collar and cuffs, the whole thing's off. For real, I've seen bolts of felt that misguided costume designers stapled and hot glued into a dress shape that were in the same family as this nonsense. It's offensive, and it's not ok.
Is it because of the pregnancy? If nothing else, the dress does look comfortable, and...
Another hint: if you didn't get that hint in the title, you're probably not going to care about this news.
For those of you living in your sweet cave with the WiFi, the Notorious B.I.G. was shot and killed back in 1997. Thanks to some pretty successful dickin' around (conspiracy theories are welcome in the comments), the case was never solved. Well, hold on to your hats, you guys, because here we go again.
From CNN:
“A task force made up of local and federal law enforcement age...
Let me preface this by saying that I adore Drew Barrymore. I kind of have to - I made a promise to my 11-year-old self after watching Ever After, and I'm in it for the long haul. But I have always been of the opinion that there is only one occasion that a pale person like Drew should wear orange, and that's the occasion that has her at a club, tripping on ecstasy and watching some talented dude twirl some glow sticks. And even then it should only be a teddy bear purse or the primary colo...
Go ahead and toss out your Dickens and your Salinger and whatever else used to pass as a good book, because it's a brand new day. Today, you can walk right into your local bookstore and find Ms. Nicole Polizzi's (she's an author now, she deserves your respect when addressing her) sure-to-be award-winning novel. That is, unless they're all sold out!
Ok, but sarcasm hurts sometimes, so let me just break this down. Snooki wrote a novel with a writer named Valerie Frankel about a short young lady named Gia who adventures around the Jersey shore while wearing a pouf. If that doesn't satisfy your literary mind, check ou...
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life "The future depends on what we do in the present." -Mahatma Gandhi... One step at a time...."
- Lindsay Lohan, tweeting wise words of Gandhi's.
If you just take a look at what we've said about Lindsay, it's clear that we wish nothing but the best for that lovable hot mess. That being said, I think Lindsay's continued sobriety in 2011 is a little questionable. What about you?
{democracy:56}...
Remember that one time that Michael Lohan wrote that touching, heartfelt ballad for Lindsay? Well, that was just the start of his musical declarations of eternal love for his daughter, because another one's coming.
The song's called "My Rose" (I know, did your heart just skip a beat too?), and here's how we know it's going to be a hit: Michael commissioned Delious Kennedy to write and perform the song. What's that? You don't know who Delious Kennedy is? Oh, he's just a member of t...
Good ol' Jessica Simpson spent her New Year's Eve afternoon wandering around Aspen with her one true love, Eric Johnson, and this is what she chose to wear. I'm of the opinion that fur, fake or not, rarely looks anything other than ridiculous, but those leggings? I would get pregnant, wait nine agonizing months, have the kid, and then give it to someone in exchange for those leggings. Granted, that's coming from a girl whose shopping consists of searching Amazon for things like "Jesus unicor...
Yesterday, in the midst of the worst hangover in my short drinking career, I said to myself, "Self, you are in charge of the very first post on Evil Beet in the year of our Lord, 2011. You better make it a damn good one." So when I awoke today, I scoured the photo agencies, and I think I've succeeded with these pictures of Kid Rock on the beach.
I know that some people are super into Kid Rock ("Only God Knows Why" though, am I right? Hey-o!), but even if you're not, flip books are fun fo...
Let me paint this picture for you. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were all snuggled up at home together, doing whatever they do (if we're going to judge their personal lives by how they portray themselves to the public, I'm guessing they were either playing Candy Land and eating cotton candy or ignoring sex addiction). After that, maybe they go to bed, maybe Katy decided to curl up for a nap, but either way, the result is the same, and the result is that Russell decided to wake her up, take a picture of her pitiful, confused little face, and post it on Tw...
She even posted some pictures of it on her Twitter! Do you recognize it? If not, don't worry, because Brandy explains that it's Ganesh, "Egyptian god! Remover of all obstacles." If you're the highfalutin type (like one of Brandy's followers), you might point out that Ganesh is a Hindu god, not an Egyptian one, but you can keep that to yourself, because we're not going to rain on Brandy's parade.
Except we kind of are, because I'm sorry, but I think it's ill-advised to get a tattoo of a god...
Listen, I love Natalie, I really do. And I would like to say that my love is unconditional, but I'm not a liar, and if Natalie shows up in one more boring dress with a bedazzled collar and cuffs, the whole thing's off. For real, I've seen bolts of felt that misguided costume designers stapled and hot glued into a dress shape that were in the same family as this nonsense. It's offensive, and it's not ok.
Is it because of the pregnancy? If nothing else, the dress does look comfortable, and...
Another hint: if you didn't get that hint in the title, you're probably not going to care about this news.
For those of you living in your sweet cave with the WiFi, the Notorious B.I.G. was shot and killed back in 1997. Thanks to some pretty successful dickin' around (conspiracy theories are welcome in the comments), the case was never solved. Well, hold on to your hats, you guys, because here we go again.
From CNN:
“A task force made up of local and federal law enforcement age...
Let me preface this by saying that I adore Drew Barrymore. I kind of have to - I made a promise to my 11-year-old self after watching Ever After, and I'm in it for the long haul. But I have always been of the opinion that there is only one occasion that a pale person like Drew should wear orange, and that's the occasion that has her at a club, tripping on ecstasy and watching some talented dude twirl some glow sticks. And even then it should only be a teddy bear purse or the primary colo...
Go ahead and toss out your Dickens and your Salinger and whatever else used to pass as a good book, because it's a brand new day. Today, you can walk right into your local bookstore and find Ms. Nicole Polizzi's (she's an author now, she deserves your respect when addressing her) sure-to-be award-winning novel. That is, unless they're all sold out!
Ok, but sarcasm hurts sometimes, so let me just break this down. Snooki wrote a novel with a writer named Valerie Frankel about a short young lady named Gia who adventures around the Jersey shore while wearing a pouf. If that doesn't satisfy your literary mind, check ou...
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life "The future depends on what we do in the present." -Mahatma Gandhi... One step at a time...."
- Lindsay Lohan, tweeting wise words of Gandhi's.
If you just take a look at what we've said about Lindsay, it's clear that we wish nothing but the best for that lovable hot mess. That being said, I think Lindsay's continued sobriety in 2011 is a little questionable. What about you?
{democracy:56}...
Remember that one time that Michael Lohan wrote that touching, heartfelt ballad for Lindsay? Well, that was just the start of his musical declarations of eternal love for his daughter, because another one's coming.
The song's called "My Rose" (I know, did your heart just skip a beat too?), and here's how we know it's going to be a hit: Michael commissioned Delious Kennedy to write and perform the song. What's that? You don't know who Delious Kennedy is? Oh, he's just a member of t...
Good ol' Jessica Simpson spent her New Year's Eve afternoon wandering around Aspen with her one true love, Eric Johnson, and this is what she chose to wear. I'm of the opinion that fur, fake or not, rarely looks anything other than ridiculous, but those leggings? I would get pregnant, wait nine agonizing months, have the kid, and then give it to someone in exchange for those leggings. Granted, that's coming from a girl whose shopping consists of searching Amazon for things like "Jesus unicor...
Yesterday, in the midst of the worst hangover in my short drinking career, I said to myself, "Self, you are in charge of the very first post on Evil Beet in the year of our Lord, 2011. You better make it a damn good one." So when I awoke today, I scoured the photo agencies, and I think I've succeeded with these pictures of Kid Rock on the beach.
I know that some people are super into Kid Rock ("Only God Knows Why" though, am I right? Hey-o!), but even if you're not, flip books are fun fo...
Let me paint this picture for you. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were all snuggled up at home together, doing whatever they do (if we're going to judge their personal lives by how they portray themselves to the public, I'm guessing they were either playing Candy Land and eating cotton candy or ignoring sex addiction). After that, maybe they go to bed, maybe Katy decided to curl up for a nap, but either way, the result is the same, and the result is that Russell decided to wake her up, take a picture of her pitiful, confused little face, and post it on Tw...
She even posted some pictures of it on her Twitter! Do you recognize it? If not, don't worry, because Brandy explains that it's Ganesh, "Egyptian god! Remover of all obstacles." If you're the highfalutin type (like one of Brandy's followers), you might point out that Ganesh is a Hindu god, not an Egyptian one, but you can keep that to yourself, because we're not going to rain on Brandy's parade.
Except we kind of are, because I'm sorry, but I think it's ill-advised to get a tattoo of a god...