So yesterday I admitted that I don't listen to Adele, and you guys really did me a solid and gave me some song recommendations, and I really appreciated that. But it got me to thinking, "Emily, who do you listen to that a lot of people seem to not know about?" And my first thought was David Bowie, but people know about David Bowie, and plus it would just end up being a big hot mess of me flailing all over the internet, and I think I'll just put that in my pocket for a rainy day. But then I th...
Did you guess Nick Carter? If so, how dare you? How can you look at that precious, angelic face and accuse him of anything more intense than maybe snuggling a puppy just a little too tightly or eating the last of the heart-shaped cupcakes he made for you? Do you non-believers feel sufficiently bad about yourselves? Good, because you deserve it.
Ok, but of course it's A.J. We all knew that, right? At least all of us who covered our rooms in pages of Tiger Beat knew it, and that's...
First there was The Situation with his "Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore," then there was little Snooki with her totally original work of fiction, and now there's JWoww with The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb. This literary gem won't be released until February 8th, but since I know you guys are just clamoring for some information on JWoww's sure-to-be bestseller, I'll cut back on the small talk and let...
Are you taking notes, guys? This is the picture of elegance and grace. The face tattoos, the hot new "I'm about to have surgery on my eye" look, the licking of the photo of the woman whose husband you slept with. Bombshell's got the hot tip, everybody, so get ready, because 2011 is definitely going to be the year of trashy.
Photo via TMZ...
But beautiful faces. Seriously, I almost cried when I saw this picture of Michelle Williams. I don't care for the dress so much, but ugh, her lovely face makes up for everything.
Peruse the gallery to see Emma Stone and Amy Adams looking nearly unrecognizable, a kouple (ha) of the Kardashian sisters looking trashy, Mila Kunis rocking the fuck out of a pretty ok dress, Mandy Moore surprising me by wearing my favorite dress of the bunch, and so much more. Also, if you're into tuxes or, you kn...
"I was shooting a video on one of the big American plots - six hours I was there and I wasn't doing anything. So I convinced someone to let me drive a golf buggy. I ran the battery out by the end of the day. P Diddy must have been doing a fragrance advert or something. I was in the buggy with a mate and I saw him. I meant to put the brake on and go, 'Oh, you're P Diddy!' But I hit the accelerator. He had to dive out the way. As we went past I was like, 'You're P Diddy'. He just said, 'Yeah, I...
Ok, "worthless" might be a little strong, but so is this deep sense of betrayal I have. Because listen, I used to love Glee. I'd have little viewing parties throughout the first season, I got all the albums, I loved that cheesy musical nonsense. But you guys, Lea Michele ruined everything with her awful attitude and her racy, attention whore photo shoots and her annoying acting. She ruined it, and I'm not going to forgive her anytime soon.
Anyway, all these feelings came right back up wh...
And by "true beauty," of course I mean "startling and horrifying lip injections."
Can you guys please give me some insight? I'm at a loss with our favorite 24-year-old crackhead over here. I mean, I get the alcoholism and the unhealthy relationship with her family and the reTweeting Tom Cruise. I certainly don't condone it, but I can see where she's coming from. What is completely beyond me, however, is how someone can check out those lips in a mirror and think "oh yeah, this is the ...
And if you're the noble soul who steps up to the task, could you also hold that bitch down and dye her hair back to brown?
Right, but Rachel McAdams has been out and about promoting Morning Glory, and she has been dressing in a way that is unacceptable (check out the first three photos). If it's the not the actual cut of the dress, it's the quality, and if it's not the quality, it's the color, and if it's not any of those things, then Rachel wouldn't wear it because it might actually look ...
