“Do you know what it is? It’s that I’m the laziest fucker in the entire world. It’s true. And stagnation is always really, really imminent. I can literally just sit and not do anything for hours and hours and hours and if there is something completely mind-numbing to do, like surfing the internet or watching crappy TV, I’ll do it and then I’ll feel shit about myself. So I try and get rid of it.”
-Keira Knightley telling Elle UK why she doesn't own a television.
In the intervi...
People look all sorts of different places for inspiration. Some people turn to religion, some people turn to substance abuse. Whatever it is, everyone has a muse of sorts that guides them to a higher level of consciousness. In lieu of the more traditional methods, I'd like to suggest that we as a people start turning to Twitter for such pursuits. I mean, have you guys ever settled in and read through Kanye's Twitter? It may be the closest I've ever come to transcendence.
This week, let...
Britney's assistant got married yesterday in Miami, and guess who she picked to be her maid of honor? At least it looks like Britney managed to get her weave under control for the special occasion.
While I think it's sweet that Britney stepped up for her assistant, I can't help but wonder about the girl who chooses Britney to be her maid of honor. Can't you just imagine her telling handsy groomsmen to "kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass" and making this face when the bartender cuts her off during the reception? I don't know about you guys,...
Could it be Justin Timberlake confirming that his relationship with Jessica Biel is a sham, as many of us already believed? Could it be Drew Lachey, father of two and brother of Nick Lachey, that well-known poonmonger (can one sibling mong all the poon from another? Not as in cockblocking, but as in parasitically in the womb or during early childhood? Let's research that one). Or it could it be another boy from the hoards of bands who is following in the footsteps of Ricky Martin and Lance Bass?
{democracy:78}
Now...
Ok, but to be fair and to spread the blame evenly, it was Diddy and his ex-girlfriend. Oh, and also Rodney King.
This is all according to a lady named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks. Val also claims that Diddy is the father of her 23-year-old son, Cornelius. She's suing the rapper for child support and loss of income to the tune of a trillion dollars. Literally, that's the amount she's going for, a trillion dollars.
As if that wasn't enough damage, Diddy also swiped a super valuable poker chip from poor Valerie:
"I won a lot of money at th...
Note: I doubt you'll be able to see any of these movies in a theater in 3D with all your hip friends, so settle in to that disappoint straight away. And keep in mind that my taste are more toward the stupidly funny, the sappiest of sap, and the too indie to exist.
5. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - By far the best of chainsaw massacres. The trailer tragically doesn't showcase how wonderfully hilarious it is, but rest assured that I've seen it at least twice a year for at least eight years, and I never don't think I'...
“I knew I wasn’t going to end up on a Disney half-hour show. I mean, look at me! I don’t look like those girls. I just wanted to do a guest spot, like on Grey’s Anatomy.”
-Lea Michele in the March issue of Cosmopolitan.
Ugh, Lea, I know, right? Look at you! Ok, snark aside though, I think this quote could definitely be read as "I look vaguely ethnic and Disney isn't really into that." And that's a totally fair point, and that's probably how she meant it. But putting those snark goggles back on, hush your stupid mouth, Lea Michele....
Ice-T, I love you. You know I love you. You just have to go through my DVDs and find all my seasons of Law and Order: SVU to see that. But because I love you, sometimes I have to tell you the hard truth. And this time, the truth is that you need to stop it. You need to put down your phone, get off the Twitter, and just take a step back.
You know who else TwitPics topless pictures of themselves, Ice-T? Courtney Love. And do we want to be like Courtney Love? The answer is no, w...
And just after I'd made that handy guide on how to be just like Charlie. How inconsiderate.
But of course I'm joking, because yesterday Charlie Sheen made that long, long overdue decision to head back to rehab, and really, not a moment too soon. Honestly, I've been known to toss back one too many margaritas, but I can't imagine what it must be like for Charlie to be so deep in with his addiction. Here's hoping that this time he can kick it, and here's the statement from the producers ...
“Do you know what it is? It’s that I’m the laziest fucker in the entire world. It’s true. And stagnation is always really, really imminent. I can literally just sit and not do anything for hours and hours and hours and if there is something completely mind-numbing to do, like surfing the internet or watching crappy TV, I’ll do it and then I’ll feel shit about myself. So I try and get rid of it.”
-Keira Knightley telling Elle UK why she doesn't own a television.
In the intervi...
People look all sorts of different places for inspiration. Some people turn to religion, some people turn to substance abuse. Whatever it is, everyone has a muse of sorts that guides them to a higher level of consciousness. In lieu of the more traditional methods, I'd like to suggest that we as a people start turning to Twitter for such pursuits. I mean, have you guys ever settled in and read through Kanye's Twitter? It may be the closest I've ever come to transcendence.
This week, let...
Britney's assistant got married yesterday in Miami, and guess who she picked to be her maid of honor? At least it looks like Britney managed to get her weave under control for the special occasion.
While I think it's sweet that Britney stepped up for her assistant, I can't help but wonder about the girl who chooses Britney to be her maid of honor. Can't you just imagine her telling handsy groomsmen to "kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass" and making this face when the bartender cuts her off during the reception? I don't know about you guys,...
Could it be Justin Timberlake confirming that his relationship with Jessica Biel is a sham, as many of us already believed? Could it be Drew Lachey, father of two and brother of Nick Lachey, that well-known poonmonger (can one sibling mong all the poon from another? Not as in cockblocking, but as in parasitically in the womb or during early childhood? Let's research that one). Or it could it be another boy from the hoards of bands who is following in the footsteps of Ricky Martin and Lance Bass?
{democracy:78}
Now...
Ok, but to be fair and to spread the blame evenly, it was Diddy and his ex-girlfriend. Oh, and also Rodney King.
This is all according to a lady named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks. Val also claims that Diddy is the father of her 23-year-old son, Cornelius. She's suing the rapper for child support and loss of income to the tune of a trillion dollars. Literally, that's the amount she's going for, a trillion dollars.
As if that wasn't enough damage, Diddy also swiped a super valuable poker chip from poor Valerie:
"I won a lot of money at th...
Note: I doubt you'll be able to see any of these movies in a theater in 3D with all your hip friends, so settle in to that disappoint straight away. And keep in mind that my taste are more toward the stupidly funny, the sappiest of sap, and the too indie to exist.
5. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - By far the best of chainsaw massacres. The trailer tragically doesn't showcase how wonderfully hilarious it is, but rest assured that I've seen it at least twice a year for at least eight years, and I never don't think I'...
“I knew I wasn’t going to end up on a Disney half-hour show. I mean, look at me! I don’t look like those girls. I just wanted to do a guest spot, like on Grey’s Anatomy.”
-Lea Michele in the March issue of Cosmopolitan.
Ugh, Lea, I know, right? Look at you! Ok, snark aside though, I think this quote could definitely be read as "I look vaguely ethnic and Disney isn't really into that." And that's a totally fair point, and that's probably how she meant it. But putting those snark goggles back on, hush your stupid mouth, Lea Michele....
Ice-T, I love you. You know I love you. You just have to go through my DVDs and find all my seasons of Law and Order: SVU to see that. But because I love you, sometimes I have to tell you the hard truth. And this time, the truth is that you need to stop it. You need to put down your phone, get off the Twitter, and just take a step back.
You know who else TwitPics topless pictures of themselves, Ice-T? Courtney Love. And do we want to be like Courtney Love? The answer is no, w...
And just after I'd made that handy guide on how to be just like Charlie. How inconsiderate.
But of course I'm joking, because yesterday Charlie Sheen made that long, long overdue decision to head back to rehab, and really, not a moment too soon. Honestly, I've been known to toss back one too many margaritas, but I can't imagine what it must be like for Charlie to be so deep in with his addiction. Here's hoping that this time he can kick it, and here's the statement from the producers ...