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New Couple Alert: Jennifer Aniston and Jake Gyllenhaal?

Yesterday was Jennifer Aniston's 42nd birthday - did any of you take the time to send her a card?  It's ok, I didn't either, I was too busy trying to find someone to go with me to see the new Justin Bieber movie, but you know who did take that time? Jake Gyllenhaal. He took that time and then some. Last night, the two were spotted having dinner together, along with a few of Jennifer's other pals.  The extra friends aren't important though, because according to some witnesses who reported quick to Life & Style, the night was all ...

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Got Divorced for Many Reasons

A photo of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson But this photo from New Year's Eve kind of says it all, doesn't it? In the days following one of the more surprising celebrity break ups in recent memory (I know, I know, Sarah called it, but not everyone is as astute as we are), there have been all sorts of reports naming the reasons why the marriage failed.  However, the only official thing we know is that tired old "irreconcilable differences" claptrap, so I'm going to bring you guys a couple of rumors that I heard on the street. 1. A...

Prom: Jessica Simpson Style!

A photo of Jessica Simpson And before you guys start, this isn't a story about how some random Texas high school chose "Leopard Print and Tears" as their prom theme, no matter how much you or I wish that were the case.  No, this is just another story of dear Jessica plowing through adversity and expanding her fashion empire with a line of prom dresses, available at David's Bridal. So what do we think?  Jessica said that the line was inspired by designer gowns that she's worn, and that she wanted to make that style "accessible and affordable for teens." ...

Ke$ha Tells Vanity Fair All About Her Kinship With Muppets, Her Love Of Glitter, and Her Decrease in Douchery

A photo of Ke$ha in concert Say what you will about Ke$ha (no really, say whatever you want, I can smack talk Ke$ha all day long), but the girl gives a damn good interview.  Luckily for us, she had a little chat with Vanity Fair here recently, and she didn't disappoint.  I'm going to share my favorite excerpts, but I really recommend reading the whole thing.  Trust me, you guys, Ke$ha will give you a giggle on this dreary Saturday morning. On Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve,you told Ryan Seacrest that your resolutio...

Love It or Leave It: Bald Bieber

A photo of Justin Bieber on the Jimmy Kimmel Show I feel like this is the third time or so that I've woken up on a Friday morning to discover that Justin Bieber did something different with his hair. Slowly but surely, I'm being conditioned to sleep fitfully through the night on Thursday, and then wake up with the chills and the body aches and the desperation that I know down to my core can only be caused by one thing: the dreaded Bieber Fever. But enough about my health problems, because much more important things are happening in the world - ...

Quotables: Lady Gaga Thinks Lady Gaga Is Wonderful

A photo of Lady Gaga on the March cover of Vogue “Speaking purely from a musical standpoint, I think I am a great performer. I am a talented entertainer. I consider myself to have one of the greatest voices in the industry. I consider myself to be one of the greatest songwriters. I wouldn’t say that I am one of the greatest dancers, but I am really quite good at what I do.” -Lady Gaga talking herself up in her Vogue profile. Ok, I can accept that Lady Gaga is a "great performer" and a "talented entertainer" - she drapes herself ...

Just In Case You Ever Wanted to See Jennifer Aniston Chat Up Tila Tequila

Between the charm of Tila, the beautiful, bitter sass of Jennifer and the mere presence of my one true love, Zach Galifianakis, I really couldn't ask for anything more in an interview.  I mean, in a perfect world, this clip would also feature Katy Perry stumbling around in the background, talking ad nauseam about her breasts, but I find it's always better to shoot for obtainable dreams, don't you? Oh, and just in case that wasn't enough hilarious for you (and I don't have to do this, mind you, t...

Love It or Leave It: Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher

A photo of Meryl Streep and Margaret Thatcher In case you didn't know, the consistently perfect Meryl Streep is currently working on a film called The Iron Lady, a Margaret Thatcher biopic.  The photo of Meryl above is the first promotional photo released for the film - what do we think? Of course, in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter what we think.  The reality is that Meryl is going to do a beautiful job in this film (despite the Thatcher family's worries that it will be "some Left-wing fantasy"), get nominated for an O...

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Super Bowl Edition

Did you guys have a super time with the Super Bowl last night? Did you get wasted and scream at the television with all your nearest and dearest?  Did you cry tears of disappointment or happiness when the whole thing was over?  That's cool.  I didn't do any of those things.  The closest I came to the Super Bowl was a phone call from my father, who wanted to know who the Black Eyed Peas were and if he should watch them during the half-time show.  As far as I'm concerned, even that's a little too...

Love It or Leave It: Justin Bieber’s New Hair

A photo of Justin Bieber You love it, right?  Because now you can see all of his angelic little face, and now you can really get creeped out by the fact that this guy is 16 and still has an angelic little face.  Those are some smoldering eyes though.  And of course, he's got that killer bod (obviously I'm joking). I'm sorry, kids, but don't get too used to this new, insanely attractive (again, joking.  God, what's wrong with preteens nowadays?) hairstyle, because this magic just happened for a single moment in time, thanks to Rolling Stone. Before we know it, we'll be right back to that...

Michael Lohan: Father of The Year!

A photo of Michael Lohan Oh, were you looking for sarcasm here?  My apologies, but if you couldn't tell by the certificate in the picture above, this is entirely sincere. The Weekender recently did a little interview with Michael to coincide with his award, and try as I may, I just can't find any sarcasm there, either.  It's a legit interview where Daddy Lohan gives his usual "I've always loved my beautiful, talented, beautiful daughter so very much," except for a few bits about Dina that I enjoyed: Before Michael was t...

Caption This: Cyndi Lauper’s Post-Spa Look

A photo of Cyndi Lauper I know that girls just want to have fun, but we don't always get what we want, now do we? Right, but poor Cyndi recently "had a bad reaction to a spa treatment," and this is what happened.  Can we talk about this for a hot minute?  Because I've never been to a spa (you might be surprised to know that spas aren't that plentiful in the Appalachian region), but I would think the above look would be something you'd be more likely to see after a bad reaction to a fire or a bad reaction to bein...
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